[Lanthiriel]

Heard this site has really cool (or should that be HOT?) elf-fic...As a connoisseur of Elf-flesh, I'd like to add my voice to the wabble of wowdy wapscallions...

so Hello to all who like their prince sans pants...like me!

[Shanalir]

Welcome to the madness! As I'm the first poster (yay me!) I'm tempted to get a one-up on the resident Howdy committee. Since I hail from California and New York, though, that would be just a little out of character .

My job is to promote the local Sense of Humour Lost & Found. It's reccommended that you bring your sense of humour to the forums when you visist, but if you should happen to lose or forget it, it's no biggie. If it's lost, check the Lost & Found, for obvious reasons. If you forgot it, the Lost & Found may have a loaner you can borrow. Be cautious of the loaners, though. Some of them we think were lost accidentally-on-purpose.

Also, we at the Lost & Found just opened up the Sense of Humour Locker Room & Temporary Storage Facility, known as the Locker Room for short. This section has lockers available for temporary storage of your sense of humour, if you don't want to keep it on you for whatever reason. Please note that any sense of humour left in a Locker for one year or more without the owner dropping by at least once in that time will be moved to the Lost & Found section, as we will assume that you forgot you left it there.

There. My work here is done. You are properly informed about the Lost & Found and have at least an idea of what goes on in these forums.

Again, Welcome!!!

[NancyBrooke]

[trekqueen]

Welcome! Have fun hanging around here.

[Yavanie]

Yay me too, I get to be the first to say HOWDY!!!!


welcome and yes the elf fic is hot. and if you think the elf fic is hot, try expanding your horizons with manfic, hobbitfic and yeah i think there's even some dwarf fic around. Anyway, it could give you a whole new appreciation for the males of Tokien's world!!!

Have a soft spot for the older/wiser (first age and Elrond and Cirdan) elves. However, being married to a Rohirrim (yeah, that'd be Rocheron around here) I also have an appreciation for the horse lords. mmmmmm


welcome, and what they said about sense of humor and writing reading, yeah. and the other nutcases will be along shortly to continue the insanity.

[Lanthiriel]

Hannon le mellonin (for those not fluent in Sindarin, that's "thank you my friends!")

Well, I am a writer (of sorts), I also edit and proofread as part of my day job (having great English language skills does tend to make bosses use you as a walking dictionary and grammar tool) So when i get my bearings on this site, and learn a bit about y'all, I would be happy to offer beta services myself! Don't know how often I'll be on this site (depends on how quickly the IT guys at my work twig to the fact that I'm doing stealth (stelf?) missions on fan fic sites rather than doing stupid corporate writing!)

Oh and just cos I like the blond pointy eared dude, doesn't mean I won't do other Elves...have a twin fetish and planning to do obscene things with Elladan/Elrohir and Amras/Amrod...I like to meander into the First Age as well...

Thanks for the welcome - hope to get right into the madness with both feet, a handful of chiros and caramel-smothered elfboys...

[Alassante]

Welcome Lanthiriel from another PEF! Actually I guess I would be a PTF, PHF, and PEF (Pervy Twins Fancier, Pervy Horselords Fancier and Pervy Elf Fancier)

Basically - All good-guy males in M.E. are good. (and a few bad guys....that Witch King is a sexy stud considering he's invisible. Not many can pull off that look but I think the flaming sword helped ALOT )

I also am a Peredhel fan. And Eomer. And Glorfindel, Feanor, his sons (especially Curufin ), Celebrimbor, Aragorn, Boromir, etc etc. Oh yeah - and Legolas ain't too shabby either. I was a strict third age elf girl until I read the Silmarillion (just finished) and now I am ruined forever. Too many elves, sooooo many plot bunnies, not enough time. My current projects allow me to play with the twins, Curufin, Feanor, Eomer, and the fellowship. Not all in the same fiction though cause that would require a whole lotta explaining!! But would I ever love to be a Mary Sue self insert in that fic???

Have fun and feel free to read, rate, and review me!

NB you are sooo cute You still love me despite the avie? You know I thought of you what I saw it

[NancyBrooke]

[Shanalir]

You mean the Lost & Found is actually pertinent information??? I've achieved my goal! I have created.....

An Institution....

(BTW, Lanthiriel, don't limit yourself just to the elf-fics. There are a lot of really good Man-fics, Hobbit-fics, at least one good Dwarf-fic, and even a couple of good Nazgul-fics. Variety is the spice of life, and I don't mean variety as in switching up the location and position of your Legomance. )

[Lanthiriel]

Oh, don't worry - I may be Elf-obsessed but I will explore the realms of Men, Horselords, Hobbits, Dwarves, Nazgul and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri if they are well written!

BTW Alassante - WHERE DID YOU GET THAT AVI? I LOVE IT!!! Screamed hysterically when i saw it all the way through (gotta love that prissy boy! All those battles and never a hair outa place...)

Let the wild rumpus start!

[RobinKa]

Welcome to OSA


Binka
Also a proofreader

Pervy Haldir Fancier
Proud first officer of Beleg's cheering squad

[SpaceWeavil]

Welcome to OSA.

SW
(Not a proofreader, unless you count the odd script or two now and again, but definite Pervy Elf Fancier. Mind you, am developing a thing for Nazgul lately as well...)

Anyway, have fun here

[Texasgirl]

[Alassante]

[NancyBrooke]