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Eyborg
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As the Pervy Hobbit Fancier representative on duty right now, I bid you welcome Lanthiriel! 
And be careful not to step on us little folk - we are small, you know. 
He he... 
Love from Eyborg, who would rather sleep with Merry than Leggy  |
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Lanthiriel
Joined: 15 Jun 2005
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Location: Hangin in Mirkwood with my hot elfboy
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you all for your lovely welcome. It's nice to feel wanted!
I will probably come off sounding like a total noob, but can someone point me towards the place where I post up fics? I have started what is tantamount to a 'serial drabble" (if there is such a thing - if not, then I dibs on claiming first blood) It is six "drabbles" long (so far) and will gradually go from something semi PG to outright NC-17...
oh yes, it involves doing lewd things to a certain pointy ear... |
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ghettoelleth
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I'm sorry, we're going to have to take Mr Greenleaf with us for obaservation. Yes, step back slowly ma;am, you have no idea how bitchy these elves can get upon having their "Fists O' Steel" restrained.
Honest ma'am, its just a harmless tranquilizer dart. 
We'll bring him back once we get his meds regulated. 
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ghettoelleth
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Obaservation is so a word, just ask key.....
Key?  ...............................key key?
KEY KEY???!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 
but it was just 3 beers! 
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Lanthiriel
Joined: 15 Jun 2005
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Location: Hangin in Mirkwood with my hot elfboy
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm sorry. I need my elf alive and unspoiled... |
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Silvae
Joined: 28 Nov 2004
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Location: Lyon, France
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome Lanthiriel!
I hope you have lotsa fun and ... warmish... moments on Open Scrolls.
Anyway, cheers,
and bonne continuation (now how did that worm its way in?)
Silvae, the french insomniac
[oh, and the second Pervy Hobbit Fancier on duty - I'm coming relieve Eyeborg ]
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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Your elf needs electroshock therapy. 
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Lanthiriel
Joined: 15 Jun 2005
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Location: Hangin in Mirkwood with my hot elfboy
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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No he doesn't...I do well enough making him twitch...it's all in the tongue....
BTW as a total aside, where DID you get those smilies? I want the machine gunner and the disintegrator!! |
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MITAQ
Joined: 18 May 2005
Posts: 23
Location: The Abyss Called My Room
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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A very belated welcome from a fellow PEF,. (I have a strange obsession with Maglor and Caranthir. )
*sister grabs keyboard* Do not listen to a word she says, she is 
*grabs keyboard back* To my dearest twin who loves to torment me...    
Yep. I'm insane.
~Mae
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome welcome!
SilverMoonLady, taking her shift on PHF duty
et bienvenue, mes tres cheres!
PS: to get the guns & roses, darlin', just click "View more emoticons" to the left of your post creation screen. It will open up a pop-up screen with much much more, including dancing vegetables (and it doesn't get any cooler than that!)
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NancyBrooke
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Joined: 11 May 2003
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| Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:00 am Post subject: |
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| Lanthiriel wrote: | | I will probably come off sounding like a total noob, but can someone point me towards the place where I post up fics? |
 On the home page ... see that pretty, shiny little oh so desirable ... (  channeling Boromir again) uh, ring? Click on it.
Next to those lovely red buttons are categories for the fic. Decide which yours fits in, and then click where it says [add story]. The rest should be pretty easy but, if not, we're here and admin help is only an e-mail away: support@openscrolls.net.
| Lanthiriel wrote: | | I have started what is tantamount to a 'serial drabble" (if there is such a thing - if not, then I dibs on claiming first blood) |
Been done ... but then, so has the old short story thing and that hasn't stopped any of us.
| ghettoelleth wrote: | | I'm sorry, we're going to have to take Mr Greenleaf with us for obaservation ... |
 As a public service Ghetto is starting the first chapter of Legomaniacs Anonymous. Now, I know many of you might not believe you have a problem and that's okay ... you'll soon believe as we do; Right this way. (Or was that "believe as we do: right, this way" -  punctuation pun!!)
| Lanthiriel wrote: | | I'm sorry. I need my elf alive and unspoiled... |
Too late ... Peter Jackson's already been here
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:51 am Post subject: |
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| NancyBrooke wrote: | | SAY IT!!! |
Nancy Nancy Nancy..... 
and let me also add because I love that little guy more than cake.
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Texasgirl
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
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Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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| Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | Obaservation is so a word, just ask key.....
Key? ...............................key key?
KEY KEY???!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
but it was just 3 beers! |
I think it was a couple more than three....
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dolarabee
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Joined: 21 Apr 2003
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:58 am Post subject: Admin notice |
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For those who didn't spot it, this Lanthiriel was no other then ElfGirlEdhelanna trying to sneak back on the site, impersonating someone else as she knows she's no longer welcomed here. If anyone is looking for her, she's been booted out. Again.
do.
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:51 am Post subject: |
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oy... Someday I'll be suspicious of folks, until then color me naive...
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