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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 6:45 am    Post subject: Hair in Middle Earth Reply with quote

Was their such a thing as a razor in ME? I mean, the elves didn't have to worry about it, but what about the mortal men...especially women. One would assume that they didn't. So why are all the mortal women in fanfiction seemingly as hairless as the elves?

It's all "soft smooth skin" and no doubt that's more desirable, but is it realistic? Besides, who says that Elrond and Legolas can't have hairy leg fetishes? Twisted Evil

So basically, if you're writing fanfiction, and there is a mortal woman involved, should you say no hair, or yes hair?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is possible or even probable that the higher born mortal women of Middle Earth would have been running around smooth and hairless. However, the average woman would have probably been sprouting some leg and arm hair.

Hair removal would be done more so for reasons of cleaniness than beauty, since excess body hair could hold lice and other little nasties back. You have to take into account the fact that people in general were not bathing everyday. Water may have been scare or hard to get, so if given a choice between using water to drink vs. washing the body, water to drink or cook with would get first priority.

Some information about women and shaving
http://beauty.about.com/cs/shaving/a/shaving_history.htm

Here's a bit of info about the history of razors in general http://homepage.dtn.ntl.com/paul.linnell/electricity/razors.html

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Roman women (400 B.C.) borrowed the idea of using a razor and if that wasn't handy, they used a pumice stone. Greek women around the same time came up with a different method... they singed it off with a lamp.
Jumping ahead to 60 A.D, we find women still using dipilatories and again the ingredients were a little bizarre. Resin, pitch, bats blood and powdered viper went into this more modern formulation. Early dipilatories once contained rat poison!


Ok….. I got that off one of the sites. Since ME isn’t exactly set in these time periods, which method of hair removal would probably be most appropriate? Razors, rat poison, pumice stone (don’t even know what that is) or burning it off?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would say some type of creme would be used. As for the exact ingredients, I would have no idea.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a bit more info for you about hair removal methods. I would say that the women of Middle Earth might have heard of the process of body sugaring and use that as a way for hair removal. Likely they would have heard rumors of it being used by the Haradrim women. Here is what the site listed below has to say on the subject http://www.depilatory.com/ages.html--

No doubt Middle Easterners used a hair removal process called body sugaring, involving the application of a natural, sugar-based paste (usually sugar, lemon and other natural ingredients cooked to the consistency of soft taffy) that was either rubbed or pulled off in the opposite direction of hair growth.

If I was writing a fanfic that involved hair removal, this would be the method I would have my female characters use. There is just something off putting reading about a character spreading cat dung or some other noxious substance Shocked on their legs and other body parts so they can be all smooth for their sweetie.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If I was writing a fanfic that involved hair removal, this would be the method I would have my female characters use. There is just something off putting reading about a character spreading cat dung or some other noxious substance on their legs and other body parts so they can be all smooth for their sweetie.


ROFL Don't worry, I am more concerned with whether they COULD remove hair, and I wanted it to be realistic for the time period. I don't think I'll be describing the actual process.....

Thanks for the help!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whew, you have definitely relieved my mind. While I do like historical accuracy in any story I might read, ignorance - especially of certain private grooming techniques - can be bliss. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look back over the forum ... seems to me we've discussed this before.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maori women (New Zealand, Polynesia) used a very effective method to get rid of leg hair. The took flax, stripped it using a shell until only the fasers remained. And then they rolled it back and forwards along their legs. The hairs would get trapped between the fibres and be pulled out. Thus two birds were killed with one stone: hair removal and great rope.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

miriel361 wrote:
Maori women (New Zealand, Polynesia) used a very effective method to get rid of leg hair. The took flax, stripped it using a shell until only the fasers remained. And then they rolled it back and forwards along their legs. The hairs would get trapped between the fibres and be pulled out. Thus two birds were killed with one stone: hair removal and great rope.



Ouch....sounds like an early form of the Epilady. And I thought men were the Sadists who invented that thing. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NancyBrooke wrote:
Look back over the forum ... seems to me we've discussed this before.


Nancy,

I did a quick looksee but did not find anything. Are you maybe thinking of the infamous Underwear in Middle Earth thread?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I seem to remember talking about this too...but I think it was in a thread on another topic?

Anyway, my own vision of ME includes good teeth for most of the populace, good hygeine, and hair removal that takes place off-stage. Hey, it doesn't have to be EXACTLY like medieval Europe.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roisin wrote:
my own vision of ME includes good teeth for most of the populace, good hygeine, and hair removal that takes place off-stage.


For some reason that makes me think of Monty Python. I can imagine a large building in ME called the Ministry of Naughty Bits, where hair removal, teeth whitening, hair coloring (you didn't think Elves were natural blondes did you?) takes place.

Poor sweet Smeagol is dire need of a hair transplant. Perhaps Frodo can give him a card to the Ministry, because his baby soft skin indicates he is a devoted user of their brand of facial products.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 1:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Hair in Middle Earth Reply with quote

BittenBuggy wrote:
Was their such a thing as a razor in ME? I mean, the elves didn't have to worry about it, but what about the mortal men...especially women. One would assume that they didn't. So why are all the mortal women in fanfiction seemingly as hairless as the elves?

It's all "soft smooth skin" and no doubt that's more desirable, but is it realistic? Besides, who says that Elrond and Legolas can't have hairy leg fetishes? Twisted Evil

So basically, if you're writing fanfiction, and there is a mortal woman involved, should you say no hair, or yes hair?


No offense, but what in God's name made you think about this?? Doh!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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No offense, but what in God's name made you think about this??


LOL sign I was in the process of working on a piece of fanfiction, and I asked my husband to beta it for me. Well, he got to the smut scene and asked me why the mortal women were hairless. (He's very much a leg-man) It perplexed me Confused

So I figured as long as there was a way to remove hair in ME, I could keep the "hairless" line in my smut Very Happy (Very much into realism)

That's all!

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