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Alassante
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 20
Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell
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Who cares about the view from the gutter as long as we have company down here with us? Male company of course. In fact I think I was following a elf when I ended up here. Because you know by nature I am sweet and innocent! 
Until I met people like Viv, SML, Ghetto, NB, and the likes of them. 
Now my job is to recruit people to hang out in the gutter with us!  Look out Nancy, I think I saw Boromir trying to build an exit ramp. Get your boy under control before they all get wise to us. 
I know I could be good but hey - whats more fun? 
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MarzBar
Joined: 22 Jun 2005
Posts: 0
Location: Queensland, Australia
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you so much for all of your welcomes.
Let's see, do I write? Not too much creatively but I am a hell of an editor. Not too good at nitpicking for non-canon because I am quite enamored of lots of the AU fics I read.
Pervy pefs? Elves first and really good looking human males second. I don't perv for hobbbits or dwarves although I can learn. 
Response to the avatar inquiry: I would like to have one for this board. I use one of Steve Bacic on another board but nobody cares about that here. I could use a partially naked elf but I would take one clothed and just imagine me disrobing him. I always like dragons and tigers and have used them.
I am not at all worried about the gutter. I may be old enough to have gotten here before you. It's become comfortable.
Thanks again for all of your welcomes. |
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DarkElfChilde
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
Posts: 1013
Location: I'm located somewhere
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hi, I'm DEC but I don't come on here as much; though I still like everyone here so yeah, I'll pop in here without warning. mwhahahaha.
Oh yeah, welcome to the forums.  
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
Posts: 1804
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:29 am Post subject: |
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| Alassanteevilelffistingwench wrote: | | Until I met Ghetto |
That's real rich coming from the chick who taught me how to write pr0n and breathe at the same time.
You know, sooner or later he's going to fall asleep or die and I'll be back to deal with you.
In the meantime, welcome Marz, I'm usually marginally hilarious but I've got fat Manc squishing the crap out of me. Hope you like our little site.
ffs, call search and rescue!
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NancyBrooke
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Joined: 11 May 2003
Posts: 160
Location: In a motel 6 by the airport
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:12 am Post subject: |
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| MarzBar wrote: | | I am not at all worried about the gutter. I may be old enough to have gotten here before you. It's become comfortable. |
Since you keep bringing it up, Marz , exactly how old are you? (I started a poll thread ages ago; it may still be open if you're shy about exact numbers).
If you need a little encouragement, I'm 41, and don't mind admitting it since none of you know me in person . Actually, I'm not shy about my age, but sometimes a little uncomfortable (like when I wake up more tired and creaky than I went to bed, like this morning). In fact, I think I'm the same age as Boromir ... when he died!  
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ZeeDrippyVessel
Joined: 11 May 2003
Posts: 144
Location: deep south
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| Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:13 am Post subject: Did someone say 'smut'??? |
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Written BY someone who has had sex a time or two in their life?
Or ABOUT someone who has had sex a time or two in their life?
Would you prefer smut written about REAL women and NOT this skinny, slinky, perfecto - hair - with not a single laugh line on their face?
Would you like a recommendation???????
Hmmmm.... if so, I'll HAFTA think about it for a while....
hmmmm...
(oh and howdy!)
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Rozzan
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 4
Location: A shire in England, lying in leaves with Legolas
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Hi Marzbar. I am one of those women you spoke about  though the good sex is in my dreams nowadays   Ii just joined this site. it looks great and am posting my fic, thought you know it already from another site. Thanks for your reviews there. Waving a welcome to you. |
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Tylany
Joined: 07 Aug 2005
Posts: 67
Location: Stuck in a daydream.
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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Hey there Marzbar,
I recently joined as well.
You took my place as the newest newbie! 
Sorry had a  moment there. It's creepy how those
moments just seem to sneak up on you when you least expect
em' to. 
I'm proud to say I'm insane! I even have papers.
Oooh pretty papers with words that are to big for me to read! |
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