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ghettoelleth
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 Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:04 am Post subject: Its not only hamsters whats gots mommies |
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(Little aside note to admin.)Since its on her LJ and I intend to do Rhapsody too, I simply can't do this in good conscience without including Do. I know, I know, this kinda thing doesn't matter to you, but I just can't get my head around that. So you guys can beat me down but I have to do them both. 
OOh, I'm getting all sniffly as I do this. Ladies and Gemmenen, The lovely miss Rhapsody and the lovely miss Dolarabee are expecting bundles o' joy. (not together though, Do and Robbie & Rhapsody and Mr. Rhapsody.)
We all need to baby and coddle and lavish with attention the new mommies to be cuz Most of us know and the rest can take my word for how sucky it is 'til the nausea wears off. They should both be in the home stretch about now and then comes the funnest part, the OOHH, I have breasts and I'm so womanly! part. For those already a 36DDD, omit the OOHH, I have breasts part and insert, Good Lord, I can single handedly end famine in Ethiopia.
As for the daddies, learn to enter the house open palm bearing Haagen Dasz first. Never EVER presume to 'understand'. you may nod, you may not speak because, to paraphrase Robin Williams, or was it Bill Cosby?, unless you have passed a bowling ball after lifting your lower lip and wrapping it up over your head to the back of your neck, you don't even remotely know. Of course, if you're an extremely sensitive hubby and want to 'share' the experience, you can always arrange to be laying on the next gurny over from your wife while she is in labor, having a full french bikini wax done.
Congrats to the beautiful mommies and proud daddies and I want to hold them until they get poopy. Then you can have em, Dads. hehe
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Rocheron
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Congradulations Do & Robbie and the Rhapsody's.
As a father of three, My only advice to the fathers is learn "Yes Dear" 
Ghetto, It was Bill Cosby that refered to the "Lip over the head"
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ghettoelleth
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Ta Buddy xxx
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Neniel
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Congratulations!!!!
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Silvae
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Best wishes,
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RobinKa
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Congratulations!
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Shanalir
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Congratulations, both of you!     It's so nice to see the next generation of OSA members being brought in early. (Yes, my kids will be junior members. My son already helps me post. lol) Are you gonna tell us what the due dates are?
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inglor
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:40 am Post subject: |
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As a father of three, My only advice to the fathers is learn "Yes Dear"
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I'll second that. Alternate translation: you are now a life support system, and that's it. Learn to live with it, it makes life much easier.
Congrats ladies. Best wishes
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Eruanna
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:54 am Post subject: Yippee! |
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Rhapsody and Dolarabee:
Many, many happy congratulations!
Just remember to enjoy them when they are cute and little.
Teenagers have a way of removing your sanity from time to time. 
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SilverMoonLady
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Congrats!!! What lovely news!
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Alassante
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Congratulations to you both!!! And to Robbie and Mr. Rhapsody as well.
I agree with everything the men said because being pregnant is amazing and stange all at once. So learn to say "Yes dear" and don't ask "Why?" a whole lot either.
Its a fantastical time and you are creating this beautiful life inside your body and it is so special and exciting. If at any point in your life you know your body's reactions less, its when you are pregnant. Strange things happen. When I was pregnant the movie "Look Whose Talking" came out and I thought - "My Lord! That's it! That explains it all." You start craving food/drinks you previously hated (and in my case hated afterwards) and at weird times. You want to cry over the fact your husband mopped the floor for you or didn't mop the floor for you. Just go with it. Like my doctor said, when it comes to "is it normal that I...." most of the time, it is normal. And the good thing is if you do something really odd or even get snappish - your pregnancy gets blamed. And after about 7-8 months you have this cool nifty resting spot for your arms or to rest a plate on when you are sitting down.
But in the end, you will have this magnificent little baby that makes every bad thing worth it and all of the good things that much more special. So best of luck to you all!!!
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inglor
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My personal favorite was coming home to my histerically crying wife:
"What's wrong?" I anxiously asked.
Between sniffles she said,"I have no idea."
This caused a new explosion of tears.
Of course being woken by someone with the 1, 3, and 5am Friskies tends to make up for it.
More advice: Know that it is OK to run and hide for a little while. Logic is no longer an option (more so than usual)  , see previous posts
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Anna
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Yay!! This is great news! Oh, I envy you so much....*sigh* I want another baby......now!
Congratulations!
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NeumeIndil
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Congratulations! Good luck to moms and dads. Um, I don't have kids so I won't offer any advice, just send lots of warm fuzzies in your directions.
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Yavanie
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Congrats all around!! to the Moms and Dads!!!
(Men can change diapers - Ro did, very willingly. If I had to feed them every few hours he decided he could change the diapers)
You have no idea the ways you lives are about to change, for the good and bad. Fortunately the good is usually so good, you readily forget the bad!!!!
Blessings to all.
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