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| KhazarKhum - "This is the last time we let Aragorn hide the Easter Eggs!" |
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| KhazarKhum - C'mon, guys, I know I lost my contacts out here somewhere! |
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| Robbie - "Simon says, 'Take one step backwards' " |
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| Scribe - Be wery, wery quiet, we're hunting wabbits... |
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| Elentari - Come on, guys, we must find a safe hiding place. The third movie has just been released, and I don't want to be around when the fangirls come screaming! |
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| queenoftheshire - Faramir: Aragorn thinks he's SO great with precious Anduril! But look what I have! The, OH SO SPECIAL, stick of Weenus! |
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| Andreth - Faramir: 'Be careful where you step men....those Easterlings rode their damn oliphants through her this morning.' |
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Robbie Site Admin

Joined: 22 Jun 2003 Posts: 1100 Location: Sydney, Australia.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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Aw, come on - it adds a whole new meaning to the quote! And it also fits the picture too  _________________ Rob
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Andreth
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 1:23 am Post subject: |
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| Robbie wrote: | Aw, come on - it adds a whole new meaning to the quote! And it also fits the picture too  |
You know...maybe it's me, but that just sounds painful.  |
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Robbie Site Admin

Joined: 22 Jun 2003 Posts: 1100 Location: Sydney, Australia.
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 3:19 am Post subject: |
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Well, it just got my vote, anyway  _________________ Rob
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Leila
Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 0 Location: the Pegasus Galaxy
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 8:29 am Post subject: |
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First is now tied between:
KhazarKhum - "This is the last time we let Aragorn hide the Easter Eggs!"
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Andreth - Faramir: 'Be careful where you step men....those Easterlings rode their damn oliphants through her this morning.'
Second is between:
Scribe - Be wery, wery quiet, we're hunting wabbits...
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Elentari - Come on, guys, we must find a safe hiding place. The third movie has just been released, and I don't want to be around when the fangirls come screaming!
Keep the votes coming!  _________________ A Drabble A Day Keeps The Bunnies At Bay |
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Robbie Site Admin

Joined: 22 Jun 2003 Posts: 1100 Location: Sydney, Australia.
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:47 am Post subject: |
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Whooosh!
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Andreth
Joined: 24 Oct 2003 Posts: 1211
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Robbie wrote: | Well, it just got my vote, anyway  |
You are too, too kind, Rob the Programmer Guy. I humbly thank you.
Hmmm... I think you might have helped me stumble upon an epiphany. Unintentional, kinky sexual innuedo=votes. Good to know. |
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Varda
Joined: 11 Jan 2004 Posts: 54
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Andreth wrote: | Hmmm... I think you might have helped me stumble upon an epiphany. Unintentional, kinky sexual innuedo=votes. Good to know. |
You don't actually believe in the 'unintentional' required part of that sentence?
I think kinky or sexual innuendo suffices. nb. you were saying no-one would vote for you? [but then I didn't notice the innuendo (although I noticed the typo) and still voted for it (I was gonna vote for the Easter Eggs, but the last one really cracked me up and I had to change my mind...) |
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BittenBuggy

Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 2108 Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 9:58 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Quote: | Robbie wrote:
Well, it just got my vote, anyway |
You are too, too kind, Rob the Programmer Guy. I humbly thank you. |
Key word there is programmer GUY
I would have never thought about the sexual innuendo.... _________________ -The Queen of Everything - so dubed by Aerin
-"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'."
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Andreth
Joined: 24 Oct 2003 Posts: 1211
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Varda wrote: | You don't actually believe in the 'unintentional' required part of that sentence?
I think kinky or sexual innuendo suffices. nb. you were saying no-one would vote for you? [but then I didn't notice the innuendo (although I noticed the typo) and still voted for it |
Alas, I'm beginning to think the innuendo was in my own mind, which has suffered mental trauma at the hands of my cousin. *Insert obligatory inbreeder jokes here*
He was in the military and stationed in Arizona, so he and his buddies spent many a weekend in Mexico. I'll not share the specifics so as not to scar anyone else, but let's just say that his stories involved a rather limber young woman and a variety of barnyard animals.
And that, boys and girls, is the end of my sordid tale. For me, the words oliphaunt + her = disgusting possibilities. So you see, more than likely the innuendo came from my damaged psyche and not the programmer guy - but the idea was originally inflicted on me by a guy, so does that still counts, doesn't it?  |
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BittenBuggy

Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 2108 Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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In the end, the blame will always be traced back to men  _________________ -The Queen of Everything - so dubed by Aerin
-"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'."
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Varda
Joined: 11 Jan 2004 Posts: 54
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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Now, now, now, men aren't neccessarily the cause of all the worlds problems.
Although on the other hand, both Morgoth, and the Maia Sauron and the Balrogs were male. Now that I think back - you probably are right - a lot less female Maia defected to Morgoth than male. Hmm, even Aule managed to severly disobey Eru Iluvatar when he created the Dwarves. Not to mention Feanor and the Silmarils. And Saruman. And Denethor. And Boromir. And the 9 Ring Wraiths. And Gollum.
Wonder whether this proves that men are the root of all troubles, or that women prefer to keep (or are kept?) to the shadows of history.
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BittenBuggy

Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 2108 Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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Ahh, but you're forgeting Ungoliant and her spawn Shelob (and they even ate their male counter-parts )....although now I'm contradicting myself.
Accursed knowledge!!!  _________________ -The Queen of Everything - so dubed by Aerin
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Varda
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Not really, they were spiders -- those are in many ways sexless -- and even if we consider their sexes to be equivalent to humanoid sexes, their sex was pretty much forced by the fact that female spiders are larger and more deadly than male spiders (not to mention that it's always the female that eats the male and not vice versa). As such the chief evil spider _had_ to be female. Not to mention that I was under the impression that Ungoliant and Shelob procreated without male intervention (thus making them effectively asexual, and thus not female at all, or rather female only in the sense of being capable of giving birth [wrrr, doesn't quite fit what I mean]) - perhaps I was wrong on this [I'm basing this on not remembering male spiders/mates ever being mentioned, while broods and off-spring were of both Ungoliant (Shelob) and Shelob (the lesser spiders of Mirkwood and others)]. |
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BittenBuggy

Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 2108 Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | sex was pretty much forced by the fact that female spiders are larger and more deadly than male spiders (not to mention that it's always the female that eats the male and not vice versa). |
But of course
| Quote: | | Not to mention that I was under the impression that Ungoliant and Shelob procreated without male intervention (thus making them effectively asexual, and thus not female at all, or rather female only in the sense of being capable of giving birth |
Ahh, no no, Ungoliant mated (went down into the south or something like that, it's in the Silm, have to brush up), so there was obviously male spiders
But I suppose you have a point, maybe in the spider world it doesn't count And besides, Eru was the maker of all things, therefore at one point he had to create Ungoliant (perhaps not in her most evil form) But, that gets into the subject of whether or not "gods" have sexes and I'm not going there
And what does this have anything to do with a Faramir Pic Poll?!? Talk about a tangent.... _________________ -The Queen of Everything - so dubed by Aerin
-"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'."
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Varda
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| BittenBuggy wrote: | | Ahh, no no, Ungoliant mated (went down into the south or something like that, it's in the Silm, have to brush up), so there was obviously male spiders |
True, you just reminded me of that, we never did pay enough attention on the Council to the goings on in the far south - we really should learn from our own mistakes...
| BittenBuggy wrote: | But I suppose you have a point, maybe in the spider world it doesn't count And besides, Eru was the maker of all things, therefore at one point he had to create Ungoliant (perhaps not in her most evil form) But, that gets into the subject of whether or not "gods" have sexes and I'm not going there |
I can most certainly confirm that Eru Iluvatar is of no specific sex, he is male, female, both and neither at the same time, if sex can at all be applied to him (lol) / her. But then did you expect anything less of the Creator(ess). Hmm, this leads to an interesing point - mortal languages favour males, not true of our telepathic speech (of the Ainur), also not true of Valarin. But then High Valarin is really unusual by mortal standards as it has 30 different possibilities were mortal tongues have 2 (male/female) or 3 (male/female/neuter). That's probably the main reason why it wasn't ever really accepted by the Elves - too complicated even for them.
| BittenBuggy wrote: | | And what does this have anything to do with a Faramir Pic Poll?!? Talk about a tangent.... |
Faramir pic caption -> Andreth's caption -> misspelling -> kinky/sex idea proposed by a guy -> guys are evil -> examples of evil guys -> example of evil female spiders -> they don't really count
Hmm, as long as there's a logical progression [see the Xena fanfic Redemption by Fewthistle if you don't get this]
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