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ghettoelleth
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 Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:31 am Post subject: Ahhh, Da Cutie Pah Tutie Elentari |
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Happy Birthday To You, Smut Shall Rain Down Like The Wind!!!!
Actually, I believe she's 14 so really, only give her Manga, fully clothed, and not dirty talk. 
Just Kidding, I believe its the big 2 - 4 so
C'mon El lets  and  and  and   Then after that we can,
 and tomorrow morning we'll  So Happy  Birthday hon!
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Yavanie
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Location: Texas
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:42 am Post subject: |
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oooh HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
the requisite conga line of dancing veggies:
   
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Elentari
Joined: 12 May 2003
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Location: Lost in elven dreams...
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:51 am Post subject: Re: Ahhh, Da Cutie Pah Tutie Elentari |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: |
Actually, I believe she's 14 so really, only give her Manga, fully clothed, and not dirty talk. |
What the heck, woman, you want to kill me? 
SMUT! PLEASE! NOW!
Sorry. I am in a serious abstinence crisis. Where has all the p0rn gone to?
lol. Thank you gals. |
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Shanalir
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:13 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday!
May naked, willing to please elves, horselords, or other preferred males dance happily through your dreams!
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Yavanie
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:19 am Post subject: |
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Ghetto is the pron/smut queen. she's got all the pics.
Hey AL, Avie goddess, mostly nekkid mens needed here!!! geez, that was subtle, huh? Can help the lovely lady?
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RobinKa
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:30 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:15 am Post subject: |
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The pic smut is ready to order, just lemme know what sort of PF (pervy fancier) you are and we'll get the visuals to you asap. The writtien word is all hanging out in the new V.V. I've kidnapped most of the smut writers and I am using them in my attempt to subvert the super powers by blinding them with teh pr0n in my never ending quest to become the evil overlord of the universe.
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Silvae
Joined: 28 Nov 2004
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Location: Lyon, France
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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Happy B-Day!!
Don't get too though, or the willing to please males will  !
Best wishes and have lotsa fun.
Silvae
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Neniel
Joined: 29 Dec 2004
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Location: Hiding from the men in white. Contrary to common belief, psychiatrists are *very* sneaky people
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday!!!!
*clears voice to start singing the "Happy birthday to you..." thingy*
AAAAAAAAAA!!!! *screams* AAAAAAARGGGGHHH! *more screams*
Eeeeh?
*looks around at empty room, everyone's vacuated the forum*
Oh, alright, you win, I won't sing... this time!
Mwahahahaha!
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Elentari
Joined: 12 May 2003
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Location: Lost in elven dreams...
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you all, ladies. (and gentlemen, in case i misinterpreted an alias...)
Oh, gee, p0rn! I knew I'd get some! *happy dance*
hey ghetto: All Elves in general and Karl Urban in particular, please. |
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Alassante
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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 Happy Birthday Girl!!!
Here's your present. I wrapped it for you. He's even got some of the wrapping left....
Poor guy.  Ghetto told him there is no such thing as a peel and stick bow. They have to all be applied by saliva.... he's a cutie but he's not real bright.
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Robbie
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:09 am Post subject: |
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I really, really feel sorry for guys when they get brought down to that level...
And after all those hours in the gym and hair salon.
Ah well.
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Elentari
Joined: 12 May 2003
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Location: Lost in elven dreams...
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| Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:38 am Post subject: |
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I sympathise with you Robbie, but right now I am not overly concerned about it.
Al, don't worry about that either. I just want to use and abuse a lil' bit
ps_ that was nice! |
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Texasgirl
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Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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| Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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love the yellow bow....(!)
HAPPY B-DAY (belated....but)
el, i think this gives you a good reason to go and celebrate again...!
and have an extra drink to cope with the immense sorrow from this BELATED b-day note.
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Elentari
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Location: Lost in elven dreams...
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| Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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| You know what? I think i'll do just that. |
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