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ZeeDrippyVessel



Joined: 11 May 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:47 am    Post subject: Re: Hey! Reply with quote

[quote="AngmarofCarnDum]

Zee, now a shieldmaiden like that is what I had in mind! Forget the Horse Lord. Cut the blighter's throat and throw him out into the muck pile! He had all the luck anyway. He got the view from the north while I had to settle for the one from the south. I admit though, that was not bad, not bad at all! Smile

By the way, I read your story and enjoyed it.[/quote]

Actually, I"m rather FOND of that particular Horse Lord... so no, I'll not be cutting his throat or anything else that the Orcs left...

In fact, I received a rather terse private email from a reader...

Fix him. Now!

So I must go remedy that...

Anyway, I"m glad you are enjoying my silliness. Laughing

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Robbie
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AngmarofCarnDum wrote:


I have come up with a solution for this whole situation of how to attract more of us guys to this site. To fulfill every guy's fantasy, a girl of the month calendar will be given to each new guy who joins OSA. If there were too many volunteeers, that could be handled simply by having two or three or more calendar girls of the month. Girls in wet gossamer gowns, girls in mail, girls covered with jello, girls covered in nothing but smiles, Elven beauties, Rohirric beauties, Gondorian beauties, women of the East and South.... opportunities are endless here. Twisted Evil

Why cover 'em up with anything?

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AngmarofCarnDum



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robbie wrote:
Why cover 'em up with anything?


Rob, best idea I have heard yet.
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Texasgirl



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right - been at the Rodeo all week, so I've missed out on this one!

Howdy Angmar - I'm TG - one of those crazy Texans.

Thank God another man has gotten up his courage to join!
Laughing

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wenont



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:35 pm    Post subject: I'll volenteer for the first month! Reply with quote

Welcome newbie man flesh!

Hey, If a calendar is what it takes I'll take first crack at the fisrt month! I have a great little black string bakini that might do the trick...

Course, I really don't NEED to wear it...heehee

Again, Welcome!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:40 pm    Post subject: Addendum to above... Reply with quote

Um... Rolling Eyes ...sorry about the spelling...having a really, really bad case of finger farts this evening... :hea dbang: Blond Moment even though I'm a brunette...duh
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NeumeIndil



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got a black leather boustier I'd be willing to don if we can find a way to hide my big arse. Somebody around here has to have a riding crop Big Wink.
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Alassante
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NeumeIndil wrote:
I've got a black leather boustier I'd be willing to don if we can find a way to hide my big arse. Somebody around here has to have a riding crop Big Wink.


Maybe the problem is the fact that a bustier isn't supposed to go on your arse! Rolling Eyes Sorry...it was just too easy and I knew if I didn't say it - someone else would.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alassante wrote:

Maybe the problem is the fact that a bustier isn't supposed to go on your arse! Rolling Eyes


Ohhhhh, that's the problem! Dang, ya know, I always wondered why I got T.H.O in that thing! Thanks, Al. You're so smart. Smile

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ZeeDrippyVessel



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, I have a 'glory days' black and white - of me in a black bikini, with the lion heads stategically placed.... back in the days when I had a 24 inch waist and everything was firm...

I'll be glad to donate....

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked

i think i missed something somewhere in this conversation.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We're making a "Girls of LotR" pin up calendar to get more men to join the site. We've had requests for elven maidens in wet gossamer gowns, mud-wrestling shield maidens and Robbie's suggestion of "why have them wear anything". Want a page? I think we've got about 3 or 4 mo. covered, well, uncovered. Always room for more. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah...got it. right, i'll see what i can find. Wink
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