[ghettoelleth]

Yo Al!!!

Is it wrong that I enjoyed that?

MoB, I still say the banana one is best. Or the Narwahalwa one makes him sound like a bloke from Jaipur or Kashmir.

Unfinished Tales are so damn...unfinished, they go on the shelf with LaCE, whip out the L.a.C.T.A.T.E. and we'll find a suitable handle for the Maia named Sue.

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