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EponaRaven
Joined: 27 May 2005
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| ZeeDrippyVessel wrote: | Likes Elves and Hobbits...
okay. More HorseLord Manliness for me....
(welcome - don't mind me. I just sit in the corner with my straight jacket and gag. I enjoy so, y'know...) |
And you're still DrippyDrippy-ing all over my floor!! Egads! Look at de mess ye hath been leaving and don't tell me it's all about the Horselords, their manliness and their well kept hair! I know all about the well kept hair! *Lol*
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ZeeDrippyVessel
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Location: deep south
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:13 am Post subject: |
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| EponaRaven wrote: |
And you're still DrippyDrippy-ing all over my floor!! Egads! Look at de mess ye hath been leaving and don't tell me it's all about the Horselords, their manliness and their well kept hair! I know all about the well kept hair! *Lol* |
I do NOT drip-drip on the floor...
My sinuses drip drip right now, but I have new meds for that and I keep kleenix...
As for well-kept hair - you KNOW why I gave up the Elves...
Dammed critters kept using my hair-care products. Left nasty hair clogs in the drain...
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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herwhilewetightenthestraightjacket wrote: |
Hey Lainien,
I was going to welcome you to Open Scrolls, a place of dignity and warm community, with great writing and even greater writers, where Tolkien is regarded with reverence and fan fic writers are more than pre-pubescent teens writing crappy Mary Sue fics...
unfortunately, the others got here first so that idea was screwed 
Welcome to the madness anyway |
You know, People, she came here today, to share a dream with you all...a dream with its origin firmly rooted in the assumption that, at least the Betty Ford Clinic would not be using this site as a place to hold group therapy sessions, granted, but a dream none the less, you Cretins...  from the Hey, are Cretins from Crete? And if so, wtf does that mean??? At any rate, people, Why must you mock? 
Now, after that very necessary, and very gut wrenching PSA, I just realized something. I have posted on this thread three times now and have entirely failed in saying hello to the Noobers. Well tie my pecker to a tree, rope my feet and call me Dough Ghi...
Hello Linear, how the hell are ya? I'm someone, but I've misplaced my name tag so perhaps one of the other ringwraiths can tell you who I ....oh crap, here it is, pinned right to the front of my shirt  Imagine my chagrin, Lenai? Anywho...
I'm htelleottehG, but most folk can't be assed to sound it out and call me 'G'...But hey, that doesn't make any sense. Does it? Ah well, most of the residents are on the prozac  so we won't upset them by telling them my real nickname is NancyBrook. ssh  its a big ole secret.
Incidentally, a few more PSA's, with 12 heads upses and a proviso or two to make surviving the jungles of Ozfest a remote possibility
1. Robbie loves the Yellow crayon. 
2. UpchuckonaRaven was tardy and ergo, all the good quips were taken by the time she got here. Now she's gonna go all "Civil" on us  I just saw her outback pointing at an airplane and drooling. 
3. SilverMoonLady would have elaborated more on her post but as she and two other members are the only one's charged with the not-so-diminutive task of sexin' up the entire Shire, her spare time for frivolity is limited and she prefers to spend the bulk of it in Bree, drinking excessively and telling herself that, "Yes, Sil, Being different can be taxing, but someone must make the ultimate sacrifice of acting as if they are not put off by the Lollipop Guild from hell with hairy feet. This should at least move me back up to the Third Level, from the Ninth. Damn those drunken forays in to Angband to TeePee Morgoth's Door, only to end up bartering for my life with sexual favors."
4. Hammy? 
5. Al, you have redeemed yourself and are excused from participating in the next 3 "Hazings" in which heretofore unmentioned Elves from the -12 age are defiled only to go on to become CoverElf of WhyAreYouSoIgnunt? Monthly - the monthly periodical for the housewife who just can't be assed to get dressed and go buy a real magazine, like People, or Field and Stream.
6. Every time you commit a syntax error, Duchess calls Eru, Baal
7. Shan is now attending one of Inglor's, or as we affectionately call him when he can't see, Third Ape From Left's, 12 Step Programs. She is currently on step 8, which consists of contacting everyone who has been adversely affected by her "addiction" . She is, therefore, sitting in a corner somewhere, scratching her head and wondering, who doesn't love color? 
8. Ham!
9. 12 more words and I break my record for inane ramblings
10. We don't really keep Space in a petrie dish but she is growing her nazgul in her refrigerator in an old pot of spaghetti that she originally made for Christmas...of 1998. Unfortunately, she's british (Scots indeed, as the Irish are simply American's who couldn't swim, so the Scots are simply a manskirt and an ewe with her tail pinned up away from British) and the lack of seasoning has created a winged pansy with antlers and a fist growing out of its ass. She has, however, finally chosen a name...Cabbage Stump.
11. We really are working on subduing Si, we had her in another of Inglor's 12 steps but she, unfortunately cut the entire program down to 1 and a half steps in order not to be intrusive. We will keep working on her and in the mean time, just indulge her incessant jabbering.
12. Don't order the baked cod, its fishy tasting.
Well Linebacker, that's me, tapped out. Imagine that. Now, if after reading this post the authorities were able to restart your heart and get you some extensive therapy and you've decided to come back...Well, have a prozac binky and go have a seat with the rest of the inmates in the day room. We'll call you when its time for your high colonic.
Welcome to Hellview, Linearmath, home of the 96 quite bitter beings and one relatively content evil assisstant.
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SilverMoonLady
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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Someone pass the G-girl a chocolate martini!!
*saunters off between a Brandybuck and a Took*
I'm glad I don't have to share!!!! 
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Alassante
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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| SilverMoonLady wrote: |
Someone pass the G-girl a chocolate martini!!
*saunters off between a Brandybuck and a Took*
I'm glad I don't have to share!!!!
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I think she has already dipped into a chocolate martinis! 
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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| htelleottehg wrote: | | we won't upset them by telling them my real nickname is NancyBrook. ssh its a big ole secret. |
Don't scoff ... has anyone ever seen us together at the same time? 
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Yavanie
Joined: 02 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:59 am Post subject: |
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 Okay now that my moring coffee is all over my computer, Thanks G!!! missed ya!
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Silvae
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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OK, very, very late welcome here... I was on holiday too... bringing Gramps to the clinic... and I've got nothng funny to say...
So I think I'll go to my therapy/massage session now - with as many hobbits as I can find - and I'll wish you as [in]sane as possible stay and lots of fun, reading, and hopefully writing.
[Insert witty quirk of the day which overdriven, underrested brain has been unable to produce]
Cheers!
Silvae
Well that, was rather 'Civil', too.
PS : Oh, and well done, Ghetto. Now I've got Gin Tonic dripping off my screen. And my cats like Gin Tonic. And they're coming fas- Oh, shit... I think I'll go and call detox now.
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SpaceWeavil
Joined: 27 May 2004
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Location: Looking at shiny things
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth, in a very long post which I didn't actually find till now, and which I snipped wrote: | | 10. We don't really keep Space in a petrie dish but she is growing her nazgul in her refrigerator in an old pot of spaghetti that she originally made for Christmas...of 1998. Unfortunately, she's british (Scots indeed, as the Irish are simply American's who couldn't swim, so the Scots are simply a manskirt and an ewe with her tail pinned up away from British) and the lack of seasoning has created a winged pansy with antlers and a fist growing out of its ass. She has, however, finally chosen a name...Cabbage Stump. |
You callin' my Nazgul a pansy? Pez has gone in a sulk, but for some reason Bob is grinning and seems faintly aroused, which is more frightening.
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Alassante
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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| SpaceWeavil wrote: |
You callin' my Nazgul a pansy? Pez has gone in a sulk, but for some reason Bob is grinning and seems faintly aroused, which is more frightening.
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Doesn't Bob get arroused when the wind blows?
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | SpaceWeavil wrote: |
You callin' my Nazgul a pansy? Pez has gone in a sulk, but for some reason Bob is grinning and seems faintly aroused, which is more frightening.
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Doesn't Bob get arroused when the wind blows? |
He used to, until people in the village started complaining about the Tol Elannon Flasher, and a couple of rangers started patrolling the roads and bushes with swords. Big swords. Big, sharp, swords.
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Rhapsody
Joined: 11 Apr 2004
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Location: Maglor's Lap
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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| SpaceWeavil wrote: | | Alassante wrote: | | SpaceWeavil wrote: |
You callin' my Nazgul a pansy? Pez has gone in a sulk, but for some reason Bob is grinning and seems faintly aroused, which is more frightening.
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Doesn't Bob get arroused when the wind blows? |
He used to, until people in the village started complaining about the Tol Elannon Flasher, and a couple of rangers started patrolling the roads and bushes with swords. Big swords. Big, sharp, swords.
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Robbie
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:10 am Post subject: |
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| Shanalir wrote: | | Just wanted to say something here while the subject is up. If anyone doesn't like my color usage and want's me to stop, or avoid certain colors, please let me know |
Erm, colours OK in silly posts, but what happens when you change the colous scheme (in the profile)? What happens if you're colour blind? I have a habit of stripping out colours from most posts for that reason. Left your in as it was funny.....
... the first time.
Use colours in the welcome, but a wee bit of originality goes a hell of a long way to relieving the boredom.
Try this, and see if you're still laughing at the end..
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...
I bet you didn't bother to read it all. Get my drift? You probably missed the slight variation. But, so long as you're having fun, that's all that matters, I guess. I'll keep skipping over the newbie thread and the poor sods will feel unloved by admins.
Oh, and no, I don't get aroused when the wind blows, but I'd like to thank everybody for their concern
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:53 am Post subject: |
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LMAO...
That was so wrong. Not as bad as the pitchforking the baby, but wrong none the less.
Poor Shan,
Do, tell your husband to peek callah!
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simon22cat
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:46 am Post subject: |
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11. We really are working on subduing Si, we had her in another of Inglor's 12 steps but she, unfortunately cut the entire program down to 1 and a half steps in order not to be intrusive. We will keep working on her and in the mean time, just indulge her incessant jabbering.
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Those stupid programs never work...I tried to escape but was stopped at the door.
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