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NancyBrooke
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NB Duchess of WHY TF Cant'chu Punctuate, First Duchess of F*&(ing &*ll yur comma placement sux!
Nazgul #3 in charge of ducking & sniggering
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Alassante
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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| NancyBrooke wrote: | |
Only double posting - right Nancy? 
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Tylany
Joined: 07 Aug 2005
Posts: 67
Location: Stuck in a daydream.
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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Why? I like being evil! mwahahaha 
Okay I might change my mind after I turn to this 
instead of this  No I will not repeat it to make you guys happy! Wow! I turned all angelic must try to turn evil again !
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Silvae
Joined: 28 Nov 2004
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Location: Lyon, France
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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Erm... right. Sadly, I forgot my hypodermic darts, so I'll drop by quickly to say (guess!) WELCOME AELFWINe to the Oz of fanfic writers! Simply beware of da Wickad Witch of da West, she's lost her shoes and she's PMSing. (??)
So read, write, review, and always place any peripheral drinks at safe distance from the screen before entering the forum.
It is also advised not to read posts in public. Side-effects may include undecorous snorting, giggling and chuckling, choking sounds and silent, head-thrown back lapses of silent shaking.
NEVER consume more than the doctor ordered, because OSA takes no responsibility for any subsequent loss of credibility, temporary fits of insanity, or untimely plot-bunny attacks. And the admins will NOT replace your shorted monitor.
Oh, and remember : POSTING KILLS.
Cheers!
Silvae (PHF)
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aelfwine
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | always place any peripheral drinks at safe distance from the screen before entering the forum. |
You forgot the "do not consume anything while reading as spraying ones screen while laughing is a definite side effect of reading the forum" 
I am currently being eyed with speculation by the others in my household . I have heard whispers concerning men in white coats while they are gazing in my direction and think I am not looking. Some have even made the veiled threat,
"I'm taking you out for supper! It's the only way I can keep you from sniggering like an insane person in front of the computer." 
My family has also attempted an increase in shoulder surfing (trying to read the screen over my shoulder) to see what in the realms of middle earth could possibly be so humorous. I have discouraged such attempts as rude and told them in no uncertain terms that they should find their own forums for this one is MINE! Mine I tell you all mine!! Bwah hah hah 
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Spelling? Hukt on foniks werkt fur me.
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simon22cat
Joined: 17 Aug 2004
Posts: 44
Location: In front of the computer. Duh.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome to the MadHouse! The inmates are off of their meds and are lose and running freely in the hallways, so you had better watch out.
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Silvae
Joined: 28 Nov 2004
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Location: Lyon, France
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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| aelfwine wrote: | | this one is MINE! Mine I tell you all mine!! Bwah hah hah |
Oh, cool, another mad, obsessive-compulsive megalomaniac.
Well, you've come to the right place, dearie! Meet our therapy group... Sauron and Morgoth, stop squabbling!
Oops.. thread hi-jack!
Sil
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Tylany
Joined: 07 Aug 2005
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Location: Stuck in a daydream.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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aelfwine wrote:
| Quote: | | this one is MINE! Mine I tell you all mine!! Bwah hah hah |
I thought I was crazy, or maybe you caught my insanity .
In case you did I am not responsible for the following:
-Hallucinations.
-Crazy obessions about everything.
-Scaring people away.
-Looking for the One ring.
Though I might be able to help. Just tell my insanity that his ring is cheating on him instant sanity. Though who would want to be sane when us crazy people get nice little white jackets free. Sane people have to pay we don't see us special
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DarkElfChilde
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
Posts: 1013
Location: I'm located somewhere
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:57 am Post subject: |
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Hi. I'm DEC, and I'm not here very much like I used to, but I think everyone seems to be relieved about that. 
Anyway, I'm the sane person of the whole group. -coughs-
>.>
<.<
-runs away-
- DEC
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Shanalir
Joined: 27 Feb 2005
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Location: Umm, anyone seen my map?
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:33 am Post subject: |
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Hi! I'm Shanalir. I have been one of the aforementioned repetitious posters. I'm taking a break from that for a while, though as my time here is limited, my life is hectic and I refuse to cut and paste my welcome spiel. If you're really interseted, check here for a sample: http://www.openscrolls.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2014&start=0
All I have to say now is WELCOME!!!!
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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*Put's on bossy, somewhat regal looking, pants*
 nonononono. no more repetitive posts, repetetive posts are ebol, repetitive posts make our tits itch. Now stop it. Really, where on earth is your sense of decency for the love of Jeff? *Snort!* I think I am so clever. Now, I know, some of you may narf at the mere idea of me thinking, but i do, honest, that's what that that burning dacron/polyester/lycra smell is. Hey, don't knock it, you should smell my bad ideas.
So welcome Applewine, tell me, do you golf? trust me, all this shit will begin to make sense to you someday, I'm gonna step out on a limb here and say, Thursday. Then we'll all look back on this and laugh...we'll laugh our asses off. Of course, as is usually the case, we'll be laughing because we're over medicated, but I believe drug induced laughter can be even more rewarding than finding something in life to laugh at where you don't necessarily fell like you could go either way, unbridled hysterics or inconsolable sobs of bereft longing.
So, have a nice day, Apricotwine...
And remember, each time you dangle a modifier, you know how that is, when a modifier dangles...
Duchess sucks the ink out of your pens like Ungoliant sucking the light and the very life out of Laurelin and Telperion. And it ain't pretty, sister. it ain't pretty a tall. Hammy!
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NancyBrooke
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Joined: 11 May 2003
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Location: In a motel 6 by the airport
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:18 am Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Duchess sucks the ink out of your pens like Ungoliant sucking the light and the very life out of Laurelin and Telperion. |
*snicker*
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NB Duchess of WHY TF Cant'chu Punctuate, First Duchess of F*&(ing &*ll yur comma placement sux!
Nazgul #3 in charge of ducking & sniggering
Garo golf a conu ned i eneth aran an ir ho delitha ad |
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aelfwine
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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GettoElleth wrote: | Quote: | | tell me, do you golf? |
I have been known to sink some balls into a few holes . I prefer to play one hole at a time and I never play the back nine. I have no shortage of willing golf partners as I have a large handicap in that I am unable to manage a birdie. 
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Grammar? Is that the lady married to my Granpar?
Spelling? Hukt on foniks werkt fur me.
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HamsterofDOOM
Joined: 12 May 2005
Posts: 56
Location: I\'m stuck in a bucket!
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| Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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Damn! She caught me ... again! How are you doing this? I got to paint myself with that invisible colored paint ...
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DarkElfChilde
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
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Location: I'm located somewhere
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| Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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There is...no invisible paint because I used it all.
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