[Maram68]

My good friend J. posted this and I enjoyed it so much I took the liberty of copying and pasting for your enjoyment!!!!

20 Things not to do while watching the trilogy


1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

4. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the pyre, shout "Barbecue!"

11. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Come dressed as Dr. Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

16. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

17. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

18. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

19. Start an orc sing-a-long.

20. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

Have a great weekend!

[ilistine]

so totally funny! I was just at the store and my daughters were in the toy aisle, my mom pulled out a huge rubber spider and we both said at the same time "could you imagine throwing these at people during Shelob's lair", funny to find something similiar in the top 20, very very silly

thanks, Ilistine

[Robbie]

21. Laugh at "The Party" scene. (I'll say no more - but Peter Sellers fans will know what I'm on about.)

22. Shout at Gandalf to run when he's giving a blow-by-blow account of how nasty the baddies are.

22. Estimate the number of times that Merry and Pippin would have sneezed during "The Two Towers" if they had hayfever.

23. At the end of "Fellowship" look around blankly and ask your neighbour what happens next.

24. Yell "Cummon Yer Blades" during any fighting scene involving B.N.B.

25. Start talking in Rhymes and claim you miss Bombadill ever so much.

P.S. Which elf?

[Maram68]

[Leila]

26. Throw popcorn at the screen everytime a Hobbit apears.

[Hathor]

[queenoftheshire]

Start whisling the main theme music or...
Start chanting "WE WANT HALDIR!" halfway through the movie, just a thought

[Leila]

[queenoftheshire]

During the battle scenes start naming whitch soldiers/orcs are real and computer animated by yelling "REAL!" or "FAKE!"

[queenoftheshire]

Whenever you favorite character says a line think out loud of all the words that riyme with the last word they said

I just though that was kinda funny when I tought of it

[queenoftheshire]

(I just keep thinking them up! )

Bring a collicky (i didnt spell that right) baby to the movie, and when the others complain reply "Lil' Aragorn III will rule you all one day!"
Straight from my twisted mind

[Kate]

Oh, cool! Other people are sick and twisted. My brother, our friends and I have a list of things like this, but we prefer to actually yell them out. Makes for quite a fun time (though, of course, we get quite a few glares in the process!). Here are some of my personal faves, but you can check out the entire list at *cough*shameless self-promotion*cough*:

www.geocities.com/pippinsplayground/annoy.html

-during the passing of Boromir - "You guys? You guys? Where am I going? You guys? WAIT, I'M NOT DEAD YET!" (the last line is best done, just as the boat goes over the waterfall)

- Theoden's dotard scenes - "Angh, pooh pants" (people who are fans of South Park should understand this)

- When Aragorn speaks to Hama's son before Helm's Deep - "They mostly come out at night...mostly" (the kid looks like Newt from Aliens!)

- During romantic scenes with any couple - "That's some hot shit! Sorry, sorry. Got a little excited" (again, fans of Mr. Trey Parker should get that one)

- As Frodo dangles above the Cracks of Doom - "Let it go, Indiana. Let it go."

That's all I can recall for now (the site has apparently exceded its allocated data transfer).

To the users who came up with the previously posted amusing comments:- would you mind awfully if I was to use some of them on my list? Full credit given where due, of course!

- Kate

[sculder]

Very funny! My personal fav is "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" Now, of course, I'm going to use that all the time....


You say play a drinking game whenever someone says "The Ring." I say play a drinking game whenever someone sheds a tear! Geez, there was a lot of crying!

[esmeralda]

[LegolasIris]

-- Everytime you watch the movie again, say all the lines of each character's lines to your neighbors.

I just thought it can be very annoying but thanks!!!