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Annamire
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
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Location: The Funny Farm
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 Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:06 pm Post subject: A New Face in the Crowd |
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Mae govannen, fellow Tolkien obsessers!
I am the lovely Lady Annamire! And, please, shut me up before I get a swelled head! 
Anyways, I am Annamire, but y'all can call me Anna.
I am a PEF and proud of it. Men don't know what a bath is, Dwarves are too hairy and Hobbits are just too cute and not enough hottness.
 Maybe that wasn't a good idea to say that....
Anywayyys...I hope to have a few fics posted up here soon, but, alas I have no beta-er for Silmarillion fics since my beta who happens to be my dear sister hasn't finished the Silmarillion yet.
So...I tend to say that a lot...along with Anyways....
If anyone is in need of cheering up, just ask! I have plenty of sarcastic, spazy and/or Monty Python filled humor to got around.
-snickers- Silly Engligh kniggits...
Anyways...(SEE?!) I must depart for now.
~Anna
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Tylany
Joined: 07 Aug 2005
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Location: Stuck in a daydream.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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Mae govannen, gîl síla erin lû e-govaded vín Annamire. (Well met, a star shines upon the hour of our meeting.)
I am a fellow PEF, but of course there is fanciers of everything else here. Maybe even Sauron will not go there as that one is kinda freaky. 
Annamire wrote
| Quote: | | Men don't know what a bath is, Dwarves are too hairy and Hobbits are just too cute and not enough hottness. |
I totally agree with you, also I don't really like the hairy feet.
In the infamous words of Elrond "Men, men are weak." At least some of them though Faramir,Aragorn,Eomer, and a few others are not bad at all.
Though that Grima creature not good that insults the creatures.
Um, well Grima will work just ruined my thoughts of any hope of redemption of the little worm. Though did you see the look of utter terror on his face? Now that is what you call priceless. 
Should probably shut up now before you run away.   Wait Annamire you are supposed to at least wait until I show you my binky  okay now you can go.
 Everyone leaves me! Why is life so cruel why?! 
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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Well met Annamire, I'm kinda' a newbe here myself, this is the best place for LotR fan-fic on the web! (at least that I've found so far) the inmates have taken over the loony-bin and are runnin' amuck!!!!     (uh-oh here come the rest, say nothing, act casual)
But searously, there is some great storys posted here, I haven't had a chance to do much more then scratch the serface yet but have found a lot of really good stuff, Have fun! 
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Rhapsody
Joined: 11 Apr 2004
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Location: Maglor's Lap
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:08 am Post subject: |
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Hey Annamire,
forgive me my  here, but what is a PEF?
| Quote: | | I am a PEF and proud of it. Men don't know what a bath is, Dwarves are too hairy and Hobbits are just too cute and not enough hottness. |
I think you will think otherwise after you read SilverMoonLady's hobbits
Oh and regarding men... bathing a rugged Dunedan ranger is something I most certainly would advise.... 
Anyhow, I think the Howdy squad will arrive soonish to welcome you
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Neniel
Joined: 29 Dec 2004
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Location: Hiding from the men in white. Contrary to common belief, psychiatrists are *very* sneaky people
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:51 am Post subject: |
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Welcome! Welcome, welcome, welcome!
It's always nice to get new writers around here, and I think the Silm group will be fascinated with your story! Beta-readers are always available, but I still can't help but feel a little jealous that your sister actually helps you out with your fics... Mine simply glares at me because I'm eating up all our Internet time! 
And a PEF! Yes, we have lots of those here too, myself included, even though I wouldn't say no to a rugged well-built human with rippling muscles...
OK, it's still too early in the day to be having naughty thoughts, so I'll leave it at that!
| Rhapsody wrote: | Hey Annamire,
forgive me my here, but what is a PEF? |
PEF naturally stands for Pervy Elf Fancier, and it's one of the basic terms needed to go around this forum, along with PHF (Pervy Hobbit Fancier), PDF (Pervy Dúnedain Fancer), PRF (Pervy Rohirrim Fancier) and a couple more choice creations of the kind!
Hmmm, weird that the Howdy club hasn't dropped in yet...
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Tylany
Joined: 07 Aug 2005
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Location: Stuck in a daydream.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:13 am Post subject: |
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Oh yes! I remembered something . Do not be eating or drinking on the forums, or else Not a pretty sight.  If you are eating or drinking best have something to clean it up just in case.
 Many a time I had to clean up my screen. Luckily never my keyboard as that is a meany to take care of. Bow to the mighty cleaning products, bow I say
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Yavanie
Joined: 02 Jun 2004
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Location: Texas
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:47 am Post subject: |
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Hey! They missed me!
HOWDY club rides in to say, well, HOWDY!!!!! and welcome and all that.
Ottis is right, this is the very best place on the web to find the very best fanfic.
Oh, and there are authors here write so well you will fall in love with hobbits and yes, maybe even a few "bad" guys.
Oh, and lots of Sil geeks here too. Don't know something? just ask, you'll get your answer plus lots of support and encouragement.
They do let us out of our cages occaisionally, at least just to say Howdy! 
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:50 am Post subject: |
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PEF = Pervy Elf Fancier
PMF = Pervy Man Fancier
PHF = Pervy Hobbit Fancier
You get the idea....
Anyway  Let me introduce you to Mr WTF, I have a feeling We'll be seeing him around here often for a while.
| The lovely Lady Annamire! wrote: | | I am the lovely Lady Annamire! |
So, you must be the lovely Annamire, or at least that's what a little bird told me. I think I've met your brother, The Marginally Good Looking Quag Mire and his twin, The Worth A Wipe In a Pinch After Several Boiler Makers and a Crap Load Of Long Island Ice Teas, Muckand Mire.
I'm Ghettoelleth, But my given name is Princess Mononoki. All my friends call me Whiskers, however. You can call me Inglor on Tuesdays when I put on my manly font and play all the male rolls in our weekly OSA Kabuki presentation of The Silmarillion on Ice. Starring Brian Boitano as The Lovely (hey, same name as you, what a co ink ee dink) Nerdhanel and that irrpressable imp and girl about tire iron, Tanya Harding as Feanor. Miss Alassante will be filling in for Lorena Bobbit as The Beaver. This week, we'll be re enacting the long lost, yet hardly forgotten, chapter 2,946, the true number of the beast, entitled, Feanor Busses a Cap Off in Morgoth Who Is Subsequently Thrilled to Find He is Colostomosized. This installment finally brings an end to the oft pondered yet never truly resolved to the satisfaction of those in charge of all the atm's on 'The Dark Side' question of, "How Can The Guy On The Go Budget The Time He Spends Spreadin' His Essence and Still Manage To Meet All His Obligations As Crab Fair Queen Of Tulare County?"
Welcome to Holland, conveniently located just north of Berundi on the lovely Gold Coast of French Guyana. Don't forget to pick up your 3-D glasses at the door, but remember, they are not for microwaving beverages. Did I mention our friendly doorman, Mr (say it with me chlidlren) ? So.....Alright then...
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inglor
Joined: 26 Apr 2004
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Location: Not here, not there, not anywhere
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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And that ladies and gentlemen was what we refer to as a "Drive by Ghetto-ing"
I'll say it again:
easy on the meds lady
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NancyBrooke
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Joined: 11 May 2003
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:26 pm Post subject: Re: A New Face in the Crowd |
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| Annamire wrote: | | Hobbits are just too cute and not enough hottness. |
Boy, Anna, have you come to the right place to lose that antiquated notion! Just dive into the hobbit fic and prepare to have your prejudices turned inside out!!
| Neni wrote: | | OK, it's still too early in the day to be having naughty thoughts, so I'll leave it at that! |
Oh, Honey, it is never too early ...
And, Rhapsody:
| Rhapsody wrote: | | Oh and regarding men... bathing a rugged Dunedan ranger is something I most certainly would advise.... |
You so beat me to it! 
Oh! and, welcome Annamire; haven't I seen you someplace before? 
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Annamire
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
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Location: The Funny Farm
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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Wow! So many hellos! -tears up-
NancyBrooke: I'm pretty new to the world of Tolkien fanfiction. Well, kinda. You may know me as Soothing Burn on FF.net but probably not since I'm a new(er) author.
Anyways, (There it is again!!!) I'm glad to be here and my sister should (Note the should there.) be here soon.
Lol to ghettoelleth. I have a friend who is a lot like him/her/it. Judging by the elleth, I'm assuming your female? But, you never know.
I must depart. Ebil work.
~Anna
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SpaceWeavil
Joined: 27 May 2004
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Annamire wrote: |
Lol to ghettoelleth. I have a friend who is a lot like him/her/it. Judging by the elleth, I'm assuming your female? But, you never know.
~Anna |
She's a 6 foot bloke with a really really long red beard, one eye, and breaks up boulders for a living. (I love you really, G).
Anyway, welcome to OSA Annamire, treasured gift that you are (that's a pun on the quenya name in case anyone thinks I've gone strange. Well, stranger...)
See you've met some of the movers and shakers and Ghettoelleth so far, so I will just add my hellos.
Spaceweavil
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SilverMoonLady
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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*flounces in to drop off a basket of cookies and a hot tart*
Welcome to the madness, miss!
SilverMoonLady
*local PHF rep*
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Tylany
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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SpaceWeavil wrote
| Quote: | Annamire wrote:
| Quote: | Lol to ghettoelleth. I have a friend who is a lot like him/her/it. Judging by the elleth, I'm assuming your female? But, you never know.
~Anna |
She's a 6 foot bloke with a really really long red beard, one eye, and breaks up boulders for a living. (I love you really, G). |
Hey! Don't tell them what I look like! I'm still trying to keep it a secret.Well guess it's not a secret anymore. Gotta go before the hunters come knocking on my door. I wonder will the find me behind the couch?  I really hope not as that is the only place there is to hide on such short notice.
Well now I need help as they caught me SpaceWeavil you must really not tell everyone that I'm an alien. It never ends nicely me always
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Tylany wrote: |
Well now I need help as they caught me SpaceWeavil you must really not tell everyone that I'm an alien. It never ends nicely me always |
Erm, I don't recall actually mentioning you. 
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