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Tylany
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Location: Stuck in a daydream.
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SpaceWeavil wrote
| Quote: | Erm,  I don't recall actually mentioning you.  |
I know but that is exactly what I look like and somehow the hunters found out.
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ghettoelleth
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I'm sorry, I didn't introduce myself properly, I'm Finwe's lesser known, often locked away with Melkor, tranny youngest son, Finhermiefin. The tragic result of an unfortunate, sweaty coupling between an over-baked on miruvor Finwe and an over-zealous Ungolient on Curufin's prom night.
By the way, I'll be performing my, all- the-lone-gay-guy-in-Valinor-Extravaganza entitled, If Barbara Streisand and Harvey Fierstein Had a Love Child, Could It Be Any Homlier Than Me? At the 24-Hour Tirion on Tuna Bowl and Belch, Thursday morning from 1:30 a.m. til I feel complete. And remember, Thursdays are also Scratch and Sniff night at the ole lanes.    
Sorry, had to refuel. Lates...
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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Scratch-and-Snif Night!!!! OH BOY!!! is there a cover charge??? will cookies be served????      
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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*brings in the special cookies and three oversized bottles of Sangria*
Ok, but there better nekkid males of some kind around here!!
*tightens the corset another notch and looks around*
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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Wow! cookies and Sangria? cool, (Ottis sucks in his gut and trys to make his fly-away hair lay down, then looks around) hay, this isn't one of those "funny" places is it ??? (looks around again, shrugs his sholders and starts eating cookies)
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I turned to look but it was gone
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The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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Depends on your definition of *funny*...
Am in a decidedly wicked mood, which can be either entertaining or frightening, depending on the company I keep 
*snatches a cookie and grins*
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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Quote; "Depends on your definition of *funny*... Twisted Evil "
With cookies and Sangria, who cares?  (turns so his back is to the wall, grabs cookies)
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When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
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The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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SilverMoonLady
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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*lifts a virtual Sangria and looks for trouble to get into*
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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(Ottis has drank to much virtual Sangria) Lets dance!!! (Grabs SilverMoonLady and starts tango-ing around the room) Ottis' ol' lady walks in and takes a garden hose to them)   
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When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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Well, darn! *giggle* Ah, well, shall have to funnel all this energy (and virtual Sangria) into writing some smut...
*looks around for her lads and saunters into a side room between a Took and a Brandybuck*
*blows Ottis a kiss as he's dragged off by the wifely one*
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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Smut is good.... (Ottis' ear is almost tore off as he winks before stumbling out the door)
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When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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SilverMoonLady
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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smut isn't just good, it's less filling!!!
Sil
*the tart*
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NancyBrooke
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Joined: 11 May 2003
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Location: In a motel 6 by the airport
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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| SilverMoonLady wrote: | | smut isn't just good, it's less filling!!! |
Less filling?!? sh*t. I like filling.
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SilverMoonLady
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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*wicked grin* Ok, so smut fills the tart, but it doesn't spend the rest of eternity on the hips...
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HamsterofDOOM
Joined: 12 May 2005
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Location: I\'m stuck in a bucket!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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*blink* ................. *blink* <.< >.> <.< I think I'm lost and can never be found.... *clear throat* I mean er.. no thanks I don't like cookies ... *cough*
I guess I'll say welcome to the new person... if she can be found amoungst the hussle and bussle of lively posts and ... Sangria.
Welcome and oh wipe your feet, keep your eyes open don't feed the authors.. you've already seen what that has done!
Hmm.. perhaps I shall introduce myself.. ? .. I am the Hamster of DOOM *squeak* ahem... and am still fresh, and only have one story to my name. Also I am still sick *hack* and the doctors .. I mean vets are all too busy to look at this poor sickly creature... too dramatic? *shrug*
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