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melissaofaharon
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
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Location: Arkansas
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An insanity binky...can I get one of those for RL too? LOL
I am not insane, just a little off. As are most people that are either highly intelligent, have a good imagination, etc etc.
Although unlike Mozart, I did not write music at age 5. Oh well, we can't all be prodigies.
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Tylany
Joined: 07 Aug 2005
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Location: Stuck in a daydream.
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| Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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melissaofaharon wrote
| Quote: | | An insanity binky...can I get one of those for RL too? |
Sadly I'm afraid not. As I have looked all around and no luck with insanity binkies.  
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Neniel
Joined: 29 Dec 2004
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Location: Hiding from the men in white. Contrary to common belief, psychiatrists are *very* sneaky people
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Hi!!! So sorry I'm late, blame it on RL!
So, I guess all I can say is Welcome!!!! and wish you the best of times here in OSA!
*crawls back to her corner with a cup of coffee*
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Shanalir
Joined: 27 Feb 2005
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Location: Umm, anyone seen my map?
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Belated welcome from someone who's been waaaaaaay too busy lately. The various Lost & Founds and Locker Rooms are to your left as you exit the forums. At present there are facilities for your Sense of Humour, Sense of Drama and Sense of Angst. The Sense of Confusion Facilites are requiring certain specific modifications before they are opened to the public. Feel free to drop by, and please ignore the screams.
(For more of the back story, view http://www.openscrolls.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1958&start=0 just scroll down a little.)
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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Don't forgrt about the EDA (Ent Draught Anonymous) meeting in the gym, If you've got the "Big" problem, know someone who does, or just like to BS and eat cookies, drop on by!
As head of EDA, I'll be giving a five hour lecture on my one step quiting plan titled; "Stop Doing That", and explain how I gave up the "Big drink".
The meeting is held the second tuesday of every other week, in the gym. (that's on the other end of the OSA complex) and watch your head.
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melissaofaharon
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
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Location: Arkansas
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I have started a class for the new people, "Reading the Map the Tried to Give You at OSA Orientation. Then You Get Lost and Wander Around A Lot"
At least if you wander, you might find and elf, hobbit, dwarf, man, or something yummy along the way. 
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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 What the hell? What THE hell?? What the BLOODY hell????? How did you manage to sneak in the fuggin door practically unnoticed? What are you McGuyver? 
 This is simply unacceptable. Speeeeesheeeeeze!!!!! I want all the elves in charge of Homeland Security mustered, lined up and at attention...Naked...No braids...NOW! 
 SliverLidModem, I suggest you invest in some NoDoz and Redbull for those hobbits in charge of lookout at all the nooks and crannies. (she's not really in trouble, I just like to spank her)
 ZEEEEEEE! Ride a Rohirrem indeed.! Not when they're supposed to be watching the borders! 
Well.....okay then.  Smoke a bowl Messengerofharod?
| melissaofahaironbroadway wrote: | | I am trying to get out of daydreams of turning my husband into a fan fic character. |
Oh no, don't do that, just greet him at the door wearing nothing but a chainmail boustierre (who the hell spells that right... ever ...'sides Do...who is too exhausted and busy to notice how god awfully I wallied that word so I'm, for once getting away with it?) and once you have his attention, simply tell him you are taking applications for stunt double for whatever character flavor of the week you have inmind. Eventually, barring he's not a total tard, he'll catch on, Tolkien characters are NOT real, Tolkien characters make my wife hawt, Tolkien characters make me lucky. Yay Tolkien characters! Soon, he'll have a t-shirt made that says, "Eomer Is a Wuss, I Do All My Own Stunts!" Really, he'll be a brand new man.
| Melissa of uh huh right on wrote: | | And if anyone is interested later, I will tell you how I came up with my s/n. |
Do Tell
| Messingaroundonthematterhorn wrote: | | (Have I mentioned I am weird? LOL In a good way). |
No need, we all got the memo.
| Melssassafrasstew wrote: | | Yes, I will now read and review. I couldn't do so before because I was not registered. |
You're only required to do mine, everyone else is extra credit[/quote]
| Missedmysofaandhitthehardiron wrote: | | Please don't flog me. |
Another fine use for the stunt double
| Mistakesweremademanyweremaimed wrote: | | LOL And forgive my lack of knowledge when it comes to LOTR, I know basic characters, and the movies. I like them, just not dug in enough to say that I am fluent in Elvish or anything. |
Don't worry, you too will sit and scoff with the rest of us a year from now when you have read silmarillion for the go zillionth time looking for a 3 word passage on the line of Kings of the Mark.
In the meantime, get all your prescriptions filled and hold on to yer knickers. This could get rough.
| BunnyslayingfarmerMcGregor wrote: | Yes I saw the bunny farm. It was cool. I am still mulling over my ideas. Ale anyone?
Melly |
Its a nursery  We never ever harm or harvest our bunnies for food. Never boil em mash em stick em in a stew. What?  Well we don't... Do we???  What do you mean that wasn't olive loaf I had for lunch  Scope! Who's got the Scope?? 
And Messymoinahan thought coming in on the sly would save her, *snort*!
Oh yeah, and this rumor that Rocheron can actually write. Don't believe it, no one's ever seen him without his handler holding a giant crayon.
Belated welcome to level 29 Missybangbang. Created just especially for OSA to house their unique brand of degradation.
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SpaceWeavil
Joined: 27 May 2004
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Location: Looking at shiny things
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | What the hell? What THE hell?? What the BLOODY hell????? How did you manage to sneak in the fuggin door practically unnoticed? What are you McGuyver?
This is simply unacceptable. Speeeeesheeeeeze!!!!! I want all the elves in charge of Homeland Security mustered, lined up and at attention...Naked...No braids...NOW!
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Whaddid I miss? Sorry, the elves were kind of 'occupied' over here (told you putting me in charge of the elves was bad idea. bad idea, bad idea, bad idea. Yup, bad idea.
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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Lord, I'm an idiot. For my next trick, putting Feanor in charge of the Crown Jewels.  Turin in charge of the Sisterhood of Chasitity , And Merry and Pippin in charge of guarding the Chronic
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Shell68
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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Location: Bree, Prancing Pony, talkin to hobbits
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My first day as a junior welcome wagon member,  Hello!  |
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:01 am Post subject: |
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Take it easy there Shell, you'll overwhelm the poor thing.
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Yavanie
Joined: 02 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:33 am Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: |
Oh yeah, and this rumor that Rocheron can actually write. Don't believe it, no one's ever seen him without his handler holding a giant crayon.
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Well actually Pippin (our 3 year old) took his giant crayon - something about Steve and Blue needing it for a notebook.......
And I'm beginning to wonder if he even remembers how to type, haven't heard from him all week. Cosmetics must be serious business!
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| ghettoelleth wrote: |
SliverLidModem, I suggest you invest in some NoDoz and Redbull for those hobbits in charge of lookout at all the nooks and crannies. (she's not really in trouble, I just like to spank her)
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Hey, they were very busy with the nooks & crannies, ok!
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melissaofaharon
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
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ROFLMAO @ghettoelleth
You made my day. I needed a smile, cause I had come into work in a bad mood.
Oh, and yes, it was a McGyver, 007 sorta thing. And I paid off one of the guards..actually he paid me, but either way.
*sings* Here I come to save the day....er...maybe not.
*sighs* back to my dark mood. I should have known today was going to suck.
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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Awww Yamany Yamany 
Here Melba Toast, I stole Shmoo's ritalin binky, this'll zing you up so tight you'll be cleaning the interior of your car with toothpicks and q-tips hey...gimme some
I had it first....No I did...Well I sucked all the lint off of it...psst, they're looking melmac...  ... .... give it HERE!!
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