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ghettoelleth
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These many? No, those many. Ottis put those many carkeys in his draws. 
Where the hell is Duchess, asleep at the Dunedain again? 
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Ottis413
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| Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:12 am Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | These many? No, those many. Ottis put those many carkeys in his draws. |
No wonder I can't keep my pants up lately,  (doesn't have anything to do with the chicks-in-chain mail, I swear!  )
BTW, The armadillo seduced my little dog and they were last seen headed north in my old pickup, silly armadillo, with the price of gas what it is he should have taken my motorcycle....
I miss my truck, I mean my dog...  come back Ford, I mean Suzy! 
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:02 am Post subject: |
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Oh dear sweet Ainur. We've let another one in inadvertantly. Who was in charge of watching Newbie threads when Ottis crashed the gates? Whoever it was, *does The Donald's gay flicky handy thingy,* You're fired.
Do you have a warsher? Does your flashlight use battries? Do they execute people in your state for buying beer on Sundays? Don't tell me, lemme guess, you're Lithuanian. Right? No no no, I've got it, Burmese, I definately sense something of the rebel in you that's not quite up to Tiananmen Square proportions yet still wreaks of rebel monks and radical students.
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Ottis413
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| Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:59 am Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Do you have a warsher? Does your flashlight use battries? Do they execute people in your state for buying beer on Sundays? |
Washer? a jar full of 'em, nuts and bolts too!  What do you mean, Not allowed to buy beer on sundays?? What kind of barbaric uncivilized hole do you live in??
(around here babies start out with a nipple on a bottle of Bud Light!)
 
| ghetthephone wrote: | | Don't tell me, lemme guess, you're Lithuanian. Right? No no no, I've got it, Burmese. |
No, I’m a Pessimistic Optimist (everything will go wrong, but it will turn out ok in the end)  (Burmese? no, thats a kind of cat, isn't it?)
| gotellitonthemountain wrote: | | I sense something of the rebel in you that's not quite up to Tiananmen Square proportions. |
Rebel? A little bit I guess maybe. (As long as dem guberment people leave dis hear Long Haired Country Boy Alone, we’ll get ‘long jus fine) Now squel lika pig!  Who said that?? I didn't say that!!! 
| getoffahim wrote: | | wreaks of rebel monks and radical students. |
Well, monks live high up in the mountains, so I guess that fits, and on my last day of school I rode my motorcycle down the hall full throttle, out the door, and off into the sunset.  so I guess that was radical. (secound or third grade, I forget which)
Say, you aint from de guberment are you?? 
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Ottis413 wrote: | What do you mean, Not allowed to buy beer on sundays?? What kind of barbaric uncivilized hole do you live in??
(around here babies start out with a nipple on a bottle of Bud Light!) |
Honey, I'm in L.A. You can buy beer in church here.
| Ottiswhohasalltooquicklyendearedhimselftoallthewrongpeople wrote: | | ghetthephone wrote: | | Don't tell me, lemme guess, you're Lithuanian. Right? No no no, I've got it, Burmese. |
No, I’m a Pessimistic Optimist (everything will go wrong, but it will turn out ok in the end) (Burmese? no, thats a kind of cat, isn't it?) |
Wow, dayshahview. We once had this Burma-like conversation and four grown men cried. I think we'll leave the cat out of this one.
| Ottisthinghappenedtomeonthewaytotheforum wrote: | | gotellitonthemountain wrote: | | I sense something of the rebel in you that's not quite up to Tiananmen Square proportions. |
Rebel? A little bit I guess maybe. (As long as dem guberment people leave dis hear Long Haired Country Boy Alone, we’ll get ‘long jus fine) Now squel lika pig! Who said that?? I didn't say that!!! |
LMFAO, I think I'm in love. Ned Beatty mother butt nekkid, YUMMY. Burt Renolds in a Michellin tire sleeveless tee chompin' his stogey and screaming, "POUND 'IM ONCE FER ME BOYS!" And Angelina Jolie's daddy crying like a gurrl and saying, "Stop it, can't we just all sing songs and get along here?"
| Opticalillusion wrote: | | getoffahim wrote: | | wreaks of rebel monks and radical students. |
Well, monks live high up in the mountains, |
[/quote] Careful, that's a stereotype and we all know, everytime an author resorts to stereotyping, Eru beats their muse stupid for two months of NO inspiration.
| Ottisnoiseisgibbonmeaheadache wrote: | | Ghettolovesgubmentcheeeezsammitches wrote: | so I guess that fits, and on my last day of school I rode my motorcycle down the hall full throttle, out the door, and off into the sunset. so I guess that was radical. (secound or third grade, I forget which)
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Yes, dept. of Homeland Security, I'm the genius who came up with the clever and crafty duct tape line of personal homeland defense. Put your whooole family in a really really tiny room with no ventilation and wrap them in plastic. Make sure you seal off any gaps where the demon oxygen gas can seap in with duct tape, now, COMEON family! Let's do some calesthenics to while away the last five minutes of your life!
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Rhapsody
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Make sure you seal off any gaps where the demon oxygen gas can seap in with duct tape, now, COMEON family! Let's do some calesthenics to while away the last five minutes of your life! |
Hmmm duct tape, I wouldn't use that in the sensitive parts you know...
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ghettoelleth
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| RhapsYou'resocutewhenyou'reallpreggerslikethatsody wrote: | | hmmm |
You're crackin' me up with that 
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Ottis413
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| Rhapstothebeat wrote: | | Hmmm duct tape, I wouldn't use that in the sensitive parts you know... |
Ouch! But don't be bad-mouthin my duck-tape, it's great for car and motorcycle seats, furniture, (I used to have a bean-bag chair almost made out of it) holding my pick-up together.. ect. ect. If it could cook, I'de prob marry it.  OUCH! (ol' lady comes up behind Ottis, reads, and hits him with frying pan) 
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ghettoelleth
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So you're really Mexican then, huh? My padre can build a space shuttle using only his boot heel to measure dimensions, tie wraps, WD40, duct tape, a toilet snake, and beer cans. He can then go out to the big maguey in the back yard, split the trunk and in three days have rocket fuel, enough to reach Mars plus all the pulque you can drink for the trip. Now if he can only get his green card approved for temporary residence above the surface of the planet...
My husband, who is not really Ned Beatty, says I can marry the duct tape as long as I don't take the tie wraps or touch his beer.
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Rhapsody
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:05 am Post subject: |
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| Ottis413 wrote: | | Rhapstothebeat wrote: | | Hmmm duct tape, I wouldn't use that in the sensitive parts you know... |
Ouch! But don't be bad-mouthin my duck-tape, it's great for car and motorcycle seats, furniture, (I used to have a bean-bag chair almost made out of it) holding my pick-up together.. ect. ect. If it could cook, I'de prob marry it. |
You would marry your duck tape? And what has the duck to say bout that?
After watching many eps of home improvement, I know how fond men can be with their duct tape...
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:01 am Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Where the hell is Duchess, asleep at the Dunedain again? |
Like Acheron Styx I hear whenever my name is called ... Yes, I was happily asleep on a Dunedain, thank you; I thought this thread was too silly. **Yawn** Naptime again, I think.
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ghettoelleth
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I knew I recognized you Duchess! Weren't you Virgil's date for the Dia de los Muertos masquerade ball last November? Level 3, right?
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Ottis413
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Rhapsody wrote: | | You would marry your duck tape? And what has the duck to say bout that? |
QUACK!
| NancyBrooke wrote: | | I thought this thread was too silly. **Yawn** Naptime again, I think. |
Yea, I think we're kinda' sliden' on the slippery slope of sillieness here  To tell the truth I wouldn't really marry it, (I'd just go for the "civil union" thing...) Now zip-ties on the other hand...... 
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When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
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The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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NeumeIndil
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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Just out of curiosity, Ottis, how many dogs live under your porch?
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Ottis413
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | So you're really Mexican then, huh? My padre can build a space shuttle using only his boot heel to measure dimensions, tie wraps, WD40, duct tape, a toilet snake, and beer cans. He can then go out to the big maguey in the back yard, split the trunk and in three days have rocket fuel, enough to reach Mars plus all the pulque you can drink for the trip. Now if he can only get his green card approved for temporary residence above the surface of the planet...
My husband, who is not really Ned Beatty, says I can marry the duct tape as long as I don't take the tie wraps or touch his beer. |
He sounds like someone I could really get along with.
| NumbIndil wrote: | | Just out of curiosity, Ottis, how many dogs live under your porch? |
to tell the truth, none. I keep the door closed so they cant get in. All that scratchin' and barkin' while I'm trying to sleep..
Searously I don't even have a dog, Suzy, my Dads dog, comes over to my place to bark at my cats... a lot.... while I'm trying to sleep...
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When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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