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SilverMoonLady
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*looks down her shirt* Well, ain't much there, but I'll share what I've got, doll!
SillySil
*who wonders why her ass gets bigger each year and not her bosom...*
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ghettoelleth
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I'd have had a boob job years ago if my husband didn't promise to leave if I did. So Victoria's water bra and I are close pals.
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SpaceWeavil
Joined: 27 May 2004
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Location: Looking at shiny things
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: |
I'd have had a boob job years ago if my husband didn't promise to leave if I did. So Victoria's water bra and I are close pals. |
I was staunchly against plastic surgery when I was younger. Then I kind of figured I really needed it.  I'm a born coward though and the thought of pain and operations keeps me from doing the stuff I should really do to make myself look decent. That and the financial aspect...
In the meantime I'm trying to train the oodles of fat around my belly to move up to the boobs. (I get asked when my baby is due a lot. Though no one has asked to touch my belly yet, thankfully)
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ghettoelleth
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Shut UP, you are so full o' poo!!!
I know what you look like, you can't fool me, haha. And if anyone is asking you when you're baby is due, you need to ease up on the beer woman! Last time I saw you, you didn't look like a bean pole swallowed a soccer ball to me.
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| SilverMoonLady wrote: | | Nothing quite like short & round-cheeked to make people think you're a 'kid'... |
My problem is just the opposite, everyone always thought I was older then I was... Fun in high school, but not so much now. The other day someone asked me "So what are you now Ottis, 48?, 50?  40 thank you very much.. well, I have never had a job working indoors, and I (mis)spent my youth living off the back of an old Harley, so I guess it's catching up with me now.. ( and yes, everybody except my Mom calls me "Ottis"(not my real name, long story))
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ghettoelleth
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and I (mis)spent my youth living off the back of an old Harley
Two brothers both veterano Vagos and after a lifetime of squinting and wind burn they both look rid hard and put away wet. Ergo the ass length hair, covers a multitude of sins.
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Two brothers both veterano Vagos. |
Not familiar with them, (my spanish is not good, I'm East-coast) I was always a GDI, (loner) and by "living off the back" I ment my tent, sleeping bag ect., (not that I was a passanger, it sounded like that, tho)
I still have my old bikes, (Bobed '71 Harley FLH, a hard tail '75 750 honda chopper and my first bike, a '82 Kaw 440 LTD that Dad bought for me in High School) tho i dont get to ride as much as I'd like to anymore. (marrage and a full time job, you know how it is)
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NeumeIndil
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Location: St. Louis, Missouri, USA
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Motorcycles:  My uncle rode w/ a Harley club for a number of years when I was small. I have lots of happy memories of pig roasts, the smell of worn leather jackets and drinking Shirley Temples in smoke filled bars w/ a line of bikes outside. Sigh.
Having been an age, weight and birthday guesser at an amusement park, I will say that in adults about 30 and up, age is a lot harder to guess than you might think. There are tells that people don't think of, like how deeply imbedded in your finger your wedding ring is, the wrinkles and lines on your hands and around your eyes/mouth, the ages of the kids who are with you, even how you stand when you've been walking around on concrete and riding roller coasters all day (Know how your back hurts after your fifth ride and four hours in lines? They can tell.). Grey hair isn't always the best indicator of age (Think Neni).
In my experience, the children running around with you are the biggest hint, though one African American woman stumped the heck out of me with that one. She had a little boy with her about 5 years old and I knew she was too old to be his mother (moved slowly, hands were wrinkled and skin thinning, hair about half grey and half black, bifocal glasses), so that meant he was her grandson, which meant I guessed her age at about 72. So I gave her my guess and she smiled, cracked up laughing and said, "Oh thank you, Honey. That's the nicest thing anybody's said to me in a long time! I turned 93 years old yesterday!" My jaw dropped. Turns out the little boy was her great-great- grandson and Nanna won him a teddy bear by being so old.
So, the next time somebody goofs up your age, just blame the kids. 
BTW, SML and Ghetto: breasts are over rated; take it from someone who got one shut in a locker door in high school.
Sorry if that was a TMI,
Neu
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Rhapsody
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| NeumeIndil wrote: |
BTW, SML and Ghetto: breasts are over rated; take it from someone who got one shut in a locker door in high school. |
Just a view from the other side, being well blessed in it and being preggers isn't so much fun at all. All of a sudden you need specialised shops, there is never enough body lotion to keep everything not irritated and it does get in the way, the days of normal sleeping are over...
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dolarabee
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And when you thought they couldn't possibly get any bigger, they do. And so does your belly.
And more breasts gives gravity more to play with. I believe if my belly wasn't impersonating some kind of a shelf at the moment, my boobs would be reaching my knees.
do. (+5 days and counting)
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Neniel
Joined: 29 Dec 2004
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Location: Hiding from the men in white. Contrary to common belief, psychiatrists are *very* sneaky people
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Just a piece of advice from someone looking at things the other way around, I'm not sure a boob surgery can be the best idea. I mean, this is surgery we are talking about, it's about placing foreign material in your body and there are complications that most don't bother to think about... I don't know, I suppose people who want to change their appearance enough may disregard those risks, but personally I can't really stomach the idea.
(not that by any chance my looks can give me confidence in the matter... ever heard of the 'meditarrenean body type'?  )
Do and Rhaps, hang in there honeys, I know anything else right now would simply sound silly. Does thinking of cute read-faced babies help any? 
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Rhapsody
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Do and Rhaps, hang in there honeys, I know anything else right now would simply sound silly. Does thinking of cute read-faced babies help any? |
That's so sweet of you Neniel. My baby currently loves to wedge itself snuggly between my ribs, but Do's baby can come any time now. I just have to wait 12 weeks for that
Since I am enjoying my own pregnancy a lot (or maybe too much according to hubby), I just take those moments where I am limited by my own body for granted.
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melissaofaharon
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
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I don't know anything about babies..er being pregnant (haven't had my own yet, not for lack of..well..you know:wink:)
People think I am young. (24, but they think I'm 16 or so..) Short, at 5'0" tall. Why do you think I love the hobbits? Merry in particular is just so darn sexy. ROWR.
ANYWAYS, people consider me to be the dependable one as a friend. If people first meet me, they think I am innocent and sweet. Someone who doesn't swear (yeah right). In high school I only had a couple close friends, but knew a lot of people. I wasn't in the popular crowd. Thank God for college, where no one (unless you are a Beta Kappa Lamda Pzi Alpha whatever, (no offense to anyone who was) or something like that) really cares what you were in high school.
And people that know me say that I am imaginative and creative.
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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Well ladies, don't take this wrong, but, all this talk makes me Damn glad I'm a man..  ( I couldn't take it..  )
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When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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ghettoelleth
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| Neni Nemesis of the Evil Librarian Lady wrote: | | Do and Rhaps, hang in there honeys, I know anything else right now would simply sound silly. Does thinking of cute read-faced babies help any? |
O cone trair mon frair, There is. DO! Jumping Jacks, baby. OH or have Robbie rent you a Bouncey Room. I'll come over and jump with you 
(If my french doesn't make you go into labor you might as well just settle in for the long haul cuz nothing will. Well, except maybe my english...and my spanglish.)
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