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Shell68
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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Location: Bree, Prancing Pony, talkin to hobbits
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 Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:06 pm Post subject: Hello fellow Middle Earther's, I'm Shell68 |
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Hello, I'm Shell68, my "ol' man" Ottis said I should join up. I like to read a lot and the movies are great but I don't know if I'll ever try writing anything, but never say never, as they say.
I guess I'm a PHF, (pervy Hobbit Fancier) maybe it's because I'm 5'1", and I like 'taters; mash 'em, biol 'em, put in'a stew. 
Ottis and me; http://community.webshots.com/user/ottis413
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome! Glad you decided to formally join the party:))) Always need more lil' folk about! 
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Rhapsody
Joined: 11 Apr 2004
Posts: 1153
Location: Maglor's Lap
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:04 am Post subject: |
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Welcome Shell!
Glad to see you here and the more hobbit fanciers the merrier. Now if you're up for some reading, SilverMoonLady's Diamond in the Storm is the featured story of today, one of my fav's, so if you have time...
If you ever want to share the Hobbit love, feel free to join in! 
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Alassante
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:31 am Post subject: |
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Any wife of Ottis is...well...crazy LOL but must have a great sense of humor to keep up with him.
Welcome to the Tolkien Love Fest at OSA. Mainly an elf/horse lord fan but I do love SLM's stories no matter what she writes. And as a BIG time MEFA award winner (YAY!) obviously others love her fics as well. Others around here write good hobbit stories too like Lil' Miss Rhaps there. (she's just being shy about promoting her MEFA award winning hobbit stories). I on the other hand am a Horselord and Elf writer and am known to write a tad bit of smut here and there! So if you read, don't forget to rate and review. Us writers need all of the virtual pats on the back we can get and live for reviews and ratings. 
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NancyBrooke
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Joined: 11 May 2003
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Location: In a motel 6 by the airport
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:26 am Post subject: |
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Welcome, Shell. Ottis has been a great addition to our little playgroup; you may prove his finest contribution!! 
We love couples/partnerships around here, writing and otherwise - Robbie & Do, Yavanie and Rocheron, Gypsie and Rose, Ghetto and her evil twin Ottehg ... 
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Shell68
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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Location: Bree, Prancing Pony, talkin to hobbits
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:52 am Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | must have a great sense of humor to keep up with him. |
 that and a good heavy frying pan!
EDIT; I just downloaded "A Diamond In The Storm", looks great!  |
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Scribe
Joined: 15 Sep 2003
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Location: Betelgeuse
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Shell68 wrote: | | Alassante wrote: | | must have a great sense of humor to keep up with him. |
that and a good heavy frying pan!
EDIT; I just downloaded "A Diamond In The Storm", looks great! |
 Welcome to Open Scrolls Shell, its nice to see this place frequented by couples as well. I hope you both have a fun time here. Really, I mean that. Its in the rules
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HamsterofDOOM
Joined: 12 May 2005
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Location: I\'m stuck in a bucket!
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Welcome Shell, hey do u know how hard it is to type with band-aids wrapped around the joints of your fingers? I'll tell ya.. not as easy as it sounds! Anyway I'm Hamster of Doom.. excuse me DOOM.. and am glad to welcome one more to the barrel, that is barrel o' monkeys.. yes it's just that fun!
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Neniel
Joined: 29 Dec 2004
Posts: 147
Location: Hiding from the men in white. Contrary to common belief, psychiatrists are *very* sneaky people
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Hey, welcome Shell!!! Good to know that not only did we manage not to scare Ottis with his newbie thread, but he brought company as well!!!
Well, like the guys said, there already are several couples on this site, I think it's all for the better when you get to share some of the hilarious things we have occasionally come across in this forum...  And hobbits, hmmm, you're making SML and Rhapsody two very happy ladies!
PS: *sigh* Guys, this just doesn't fell right... Why is this thread so serious and all? When, oh when I say, are we going to turn it into something more OSA like? 
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Rhapsody
Joined: 11 Apr 2004
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Location: Maglor's Lap
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Hmmmm don't tell me that this thread needs references to a certain hasty riser or what to do with desert toppings and your fav man/elf/hobbit...
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Shell68
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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Location: Bree, Prancing Pony, talkin to hobbits
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Rhapsody wrote: | | desert toppings and your fav man/elf/hobbit... |
Toppings? On a hobbit? Mmmmmmmmmmm  It's whats for dinner! |
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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Why so tardy, Concha uno dos tres?
Don't listen to these people after 12 noon, Shell, they're not fed in a timely manner because the staff are all down in the basement reading V.V. porn and the patient population is beginning to experience a serious dip in there cumulative blood levels.
Well, I see Otitis had you pick a name even I couldn't screw up, Smell1,483,833,098 HA! Take that Speshies. I got one right.
So Spell123, tell us a bit more about yourself. What's your favorite flavor of Hamburger Helper? Do you ever wander aimlessly through the halls pondering why on earth you let Osteopath drag you in here? Taste great or less filling? Paper or Plastic? Hmmm? 
In honor of your appearance, (and its about damn time), I've been boning up on my Ottish, allow me to make you feel at home.
Onse up on a tim, thair were too reelly hawt chiks in chein male. Thay were bean chased by HR Puffenstuff...I mean HP Lovecraft an he waz teh ebol lord of cantspellfershit. Closely relative of my nemesis chick have you ever heard of puncutation marks commas periods semicolons taking a breath between thoughts just think if otis and i ever collaborated on a fic we could at the very least win a prize for the longest and most grossly misspelled run on sentence. I know Duchess is just pissin' in her pants proud right now.
So I see the Shmoo has already come in with her lil chicken nugget with hair and let him pee all over. Clean up on aisle five!
| AlassanteHukedinEsperantocuzitwasonclearance wrote: | | EDIT; I just downloaded "A Diamond In The Storm", looks great! |
Poor dear, that's what she does, looks, makes sure all the letters are clean and lined up nicely. Can't read ya know. But she's the kindest beta.
| HamsterofAmberAlert wrote: | | I'm Hamster of Doom.. excuse me DOOM.. |
Not any more, hehe. We'll be expecting our passports, $100 in unmarked bills, a Habit Trail on the beach in some country with no rodent extradition laws and 5,000pounds of fresh cedar shavings by the dumpster behind the 7-11. I'll be the hamster drinking ripple out of the paper bag.
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emandbraceyourselfBormyrear! wrote: | | Welcome to Open Scrolls Shell, its nice to see this place frequented by couples as well. I hope you both have a fun time here. Really, I mean that. Its in the rules |
And she enforces it with the weapons of mass destruction she makes in her garage whenever she has a spare moment and any weapons grade plutonium laying around the house.
Well Skill9, Let me be the first to invite you to pop into the V.V. to witness for yourself the depths of depravity that we are capable of sinking to here on the good ship lollipop. Opticnervedamage must be so excited now that he can get into the pg-13 area of the joint.
| TheDuchessfoDanglingParticiplesandVariousOtherBits wrote: | | We love couples/partnerships around here, writing and otherwise - Robbie & Do, Yavanie and Rocheron, Gypsie and Rose, Ghetto and her evil twin Ottehg ... |
*snort!* This from the girl who took Virgil, (he's so teh hawt) to her prom. The theme you ask? Midnight on the River Styxx with a flaming ball of fire up your &*%. They spent most of the night playing quarters with Charon and Phlegyas and tagging the bathroom walls with such slander as, Gallenhaut is a faclitator and Minos Puts Out On The First Date!!
Thanks for the pic by the way Squall8,983,098.23541 divided by Pi are square. I've cut Ottis out so I could fold him into a lovely oragami roach motel. Roaches go in, learn how to play duelling banjos and eventually raft out with Ned Beatty on a spit.
I am so tragically void of redeeming qualities. It frightens me. Hold me Shmoo, I'm scared... Shmoo?... :angry:SHMOOOOO! Note to self: Add a Squeeeeel Piggy, A Smack Shmoo Upside The Head, and a My Brain Was Turned To Mush From Writing Too Much Pr0n and co-writing Has Turned Me Into A Male Lesbian, To the list of Smilies we need. Hey kids, gotta catche em all!
Otitsonaboar, you can send the, 'have u seen me.' pics of Sillwell darling for the milk cartons to SilverLoonMady who is now officially in charge of all the shit no one else can figure out. But wait til you're sure she's gone missing and not just curled up in a fetal position under the table licking the bible, rocking, and repeating to herself...In the universe, you're travelling in another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of the Ma eeeend...
Gotta run, meeting Feanor and Caranthir for dinner, we've puppies to crush! Ta P.S. They're holding firearms on me and insisting that I say Welcome to OustedScrotumAchievers. Enjoy your stay and congrats on finding the last golden ticket!
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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Aaallllright, who was supposed give the spit warnings?  Somebody get over here and clean up my PC!! She's rolling on the floor and I'm not picking her up.
Getmyspelchecker, you and Silverspoonladle are a bad influnce and Wicked, Wicked people
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Alassante
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Ottis413 wrote: | Aaallllright, who was supposed give the spit warnings? Somebody get over here and clean up my PC!! She's rolling on the floor and I'm not picking her up.
Getmyspelchecker, you and Silverspoonladle are a bad influnce and Evil, Evil people |
Re-read the rules buster - its addendum 2435.
| Quote: | | All spit/spew warnings are the responsiblity of the most recent newbie on the Newbie Forum thread to inform the next newbie. If the most recent newbie does not do her/his duty, they shall be punished by being forced to translate all of Ghetto's posts until Maglor is allowed to come back to Valinor or Glorfindel and Maeglin kiss and make up, whichever comes first. |
Weren't you the most recent newbie Ottis? If not, who is the guilty party???  Now whose the bad influence? 
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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I KNOW NOOT-THING!! no hablay englash.... 
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I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
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