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NeumeIndil
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
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Location: St. Louis, Missouri, USA
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I usually do spit warnings but my server sucks, I got bit by a plot bunny and I was too busy (literally) peeing myself at "Otitsonaboar" to type straight. I'll quote a far better author than I for this one:
GHETTO! DAMN YOUR EYES! (Please don't make me try to translate; they outlawed cruel and unusual punishment... I hope.)
Otis, gimme 4 hrs. driving time and send up a flare. I'll find ya'll eventually and bring my newspaper and Windex (for the computer screen. Nothing pervy to see here folks. Sorry to get the hopes up). In the mean time, make sure she hasn't swallowed her tongue... and don't do anything I wouldn't do. (Yes, I know, way to take the fun out of it).
Oh, and Shell? Welcome to the madhouse from one of OSA's most useless nuts.
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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| O ring o' my hearttis413 wrote: | I KNOW NOOT-THING!! no hablay englash....  |
Since I don't have you on speaker phone, i can't attest to that. But you're just the best little spaller evah!  <<<Ghetto and Ottis "There is to a comma and a question mark in Tolkien, Osh Kosh B'Gosh" "Nay Ghoopslut, stoopid bint, thar is knot! That's a G and a Dub uh yuh!"
In an alternate universe somewhere, alternate universe Octaviottis is writing the alternate universe equivelant to The Aeneid, with his feet. Alternate Universe Shleppatera is in the lab making hemlock tea and breeding asps just in case.
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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Otis, gimme 4 hrs. driving time and send up a flare. I'll find ya'll eventually and bring my newspaper and Windex (for the computer screen. Nothing pervy to see here folks. Sorry to get the hopes up). In the mean time, make sure she hasn't swallowed her tongue... and don't do anything I wouldn't do. (Yes, I know, way to take the fun out of it). |
OK!! Drive three and seven sixteenths hours from over there, no, to your left, then make four left turns at the gas station. (it has clean restrooms, feal free) go three-fifths of a league down the dirt road next to the big tree. (the one that looks like Ron Pearlman) Then when you see farmer Olft's cow, (not that one, the brown one!) go half a click and turn onto the covered bridge. Go half way across the bridge and make a left, no, a right. Then, hold your copy of "one hundread aud oune weys to speal any englesh wurd" over your head and repeat "There's no place like home, there's no place like home."
After you manage to explain all this to the lokel sheruf, give me a call and I'll come get you (be sure to bring bail money, cash) Hurry! I'm using the old steam powered computer in the back room cause my good one is all sticky!
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NeumeIndil
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Was that a left at the big ass still operation or north? And I'm guessing if I hit a herd of really stressed-out sheep I went too far?
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NeumeIndil
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Sorry. Got impatient. Musta been thinking of a naked 'hasty riser' or something.
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:43 am Post subject: |
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| NeumeIndil wrote: | | Was that a left at the big ass still operation or north? And I'm guessing if I hit a heard of really stressed-out sheep I went too far? |
Your not suposed to be able to see that, it's cam-o-flaged, so, when you don't see it, turn just south of north. And leave the sheep alone, they've had a rough time here lately......
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Rhapsody
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Location: Maglor's Lap
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| Ottis413 wrote: | Aaallllright, who was supposed give the spit warnings?  Somebody get over here and clean up my PC!! She's rolling on the floor and I'm not picking her up.
Getmyspelchecker, you and Silverspoonladle are a bad influnce and Wicked, Wicked people  |
Oh? So if she starts to mumble about whipped cream... for starters, and you get all happy for that, make sure she doesn't start to ask for other things in which I keep my hasty riser a very happy elf with 
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Neniel
Joined: 29 Dec 2004
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Location: Hiding from the men in white. Contrary to common belief, psychiatrists are *very* sneaky people
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*lays back in her chair, keeping all beverages at a safe distance*
Now, that is so much better!
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:16 am Post subject: |
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| I wrote: | | Getmyspelchecker, you and Silverspoonladle are a bad influnce and Wicked, Wicked people |
Did I say that was a bad thing?? 
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When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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HamsterofDOOM
Joined: 12 May 2005
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Location: I\'m stuck in a bucket!
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| Quote: | HamsterofAmberAlert wrote:
I'm Hamster of Doom.. excuse me DOOM..
Not any more, hehe. We'll be expecting our passports, $100 in unmarked bills, a Habit Trail on the beach in some country with no rodent extradition laws and 5,000pounds of fresh cedar shavings by the dumpster behind the 7-11. I'll be the hamster drinking ripple out of the paper bag.
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*blink* I repeat *blink* My HAMSTER!!!!!!!! My little fat hamster has been cloned!!!! Ahh! *sniffle sniffle* Ahh! ... ooh ripple out of a paper bag.... (<)_(<) (>)_(>) (<)_(<) (>)_(>) (*)_(*) (.)_(.)
(@)_(@) *falls over*
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ghettoelleth
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Whassa Matter Hammy? You need some help honey? You look a bit...amber
Such a strange lil rodent
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SilverMoonLady
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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*gets back up from cackling madly and falling off her office chair*
Wicked wicked wicked!! Well, that ain't the half of it, you sweet talking ruffian, you! 
Glad to see Ms Shell got herself a proper OSA welcome... and that O'telroom will make quite sure she can't run too far (ankle chains are nice that way... and they are so practical in other situations! )
Have fun!!
*has a very quiet *squeeeeee* moment over the pimpin'...*
cookies for everybody!
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Yavanie
Joined: 02 Jun 2004
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Location: Texas
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:48 am Post subject: |
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SHELL!!! I guess the only thing really left to say is :
HOWDY!!!! (from me) and HOWDY, DAMMIT! (from Rocheron who is on the road, er trail, again).
Now that the proper welcoming and warnings have been issued, whether you read or write or both, just don't forget to review!!!
And yay! another couple! We are now corrupting in pairs!
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Shell68
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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Location: Bree, Prancing Pony, talkin to hobbits
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Thanks everyone, You guy's have the best smileys!! |
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ghettoelleth
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Mr and Mrs Oh...Who...What's your name again? I
think I saw you once at my house. wrote: | | HOWDY!!!! (from me) and HOWDY, DAMMIT! (from Rocheron who is on the road, er trail, again). |
Yeah, its just not a party til the Texans show up and invent a new capital crime. This weeks crime
New special circumstances. Pronouncing W instead of dub -uh-yuh, during the commission of a felony that crosses statelines, especially toward the west, is a crime, punishable by death.
You think they're kidding, try buying Limburger in Houston.
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