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LydiaB
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
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 Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:46 pm Post subject: Hello everybody! |
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Joined about a month ago, but never quite got round to saying Hi, so I thought I'd do it now.
I've really enjoyed reading the stories on the site so far and I like your open-minded approach - lots of different writing topics, styles, and levels. Like the quizzes too. Very tricky though!
I've got a story in the works for you, but it's a biggy and may be a couple of months. Hope you enjoy it when I finally finish it.
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:03 pm Post subject: |
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So ... what happened to LydiaA? Are you the improved model?
Well, whichever, welcome Lydia to OSA. Grab a stool and tell us, what's your preference? What do you like to read/write/imagine in your bathtub?
We're always happy to have another ambitious writer (and reader) on board. If you want some inspiration for something perhaps a bit more brief, try our weekly drabble challenges listed at the bottom bottom bottom - just a little bit farther - there you go - of the home page.
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LydiaB
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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Well... I tried the name 'Lydia' and it was gone. "Oh hell," I thought. "I'm going to have to do something with letters or numbers. Nobody will ever remember it now." So, being very original and imaginative, I tried 'LydiaA'. Imagine my surprise! Feeling quite deflated by that point, I moved onto the second letter of the alphabet, and, to my relief, it was free. So here I am - LydiaB. Lydia, LydiaA, and I are not related in any way except in our inability to come up with cool and original names.
As to stories, I have a weakness for elves and the Rohan. Maybe I'll try a drabble when I get my next bout of writers' block. |
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Alassante
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome to OSA! I see one of the OSA Nazgul has already said hello. (she pretends she is not one of us) I'm Al - purveyor of elf and Rohirrim smut. What a shock! You're a fan of elves and the Horselords. Well if you're interested and are 17 or older (there is smut) I have two WIPs here you might like (sorry - lamely trying to pimp my fics here  )- Paradox of the Fourth Age features Glorfindel, Elrohir, Elladan, and the LOTR gang and The Elf and Future King with Eomer, Elrohir, Elladan and the LOTR gang.
There are a bunch of fabu writers here that write incredible elf and Rohirrim fics here. Depending on your elf of choice, you can probably find a writer that will blow you away. If not, lemme know and I'll point you to one! If you find a writer that you really like, check out their recommendations, you'll probably find another writer you like.
Are you a Silmarillion fan too? Or just Lord of the Rings?
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Rhapsody
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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Hey Lydia!
Welcome on board, what Nancy is not telling you is how addictive drabbles can become  At any rate, there is enough, more than enough variation here to read about. Stories based on the Silmarillion, the Hobbit or Lord of the rings.. you name it, we probably have it
I (the Nazgul of OSA that can't remember her number) personally read about everything (from merry hobbits, rugged rangers, broody first age elves, hunky marchwardens, delightful Nazgul, proud third age elves... ah and the horselords (not only Rohirrim ones ) you get the idea.
If you have questions, just ask, feeling overwhelmed... we just got started  So buckle up. It's going to be a fun ride!
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | Welcome to OSA! I see one of the OSA Nazgul has already said hello. (she pretends she is not one of us) |
I was just thinking about that ... I think I'm Nazgul #3: the one close enough to the top to appear necessary and willing but far enough away not to actually have to do anything  except sit around and sing naughty bar songs:
"Oooooooh
Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia,
Lydia, the Tattooed Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
And a torso even more so.
Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclopidia,
Oh Lydia the Queen of Tattoo.
On her back is the Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus, too.
And proudly above waves the Red, White, and Blue,
You can learn a lot from Lydia." Groucho Marx
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Sulriel
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:13 pm Post subject: Welcome LydiaB |
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welcome to the group - sorry I don't have a nice poem for you, just a warm "Hello" 
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LydiaB
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
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Location: Russia
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | "Oooooooh
Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia,
Lydia, the Tattooed Lady. |
Ooooooooh
A song! About me! Thank you NancyBrooke.
Sadly, there's little call for tattooed ladies these days and I had to leave the circus and get a proper job.
| Quote: | Are you a Silmarillion fan too? Or just Lord of the Rings?
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I love the Silmarillion. All those wicked elves instead of the goody-goody or slightly grumpy Lord of the Rings ones. Oh, the sons of Feanor... those kinslaying, baby-murdering, elf-maiden-kidnapping sons of Feanor! |
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Alassante
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Are you a Silmarillion fan too? Or just Lord of the Rings?
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I love the Silmarillion. All those wicked elves instead of the goody-goody or slightly grumpy Lord of the Rings ones. Oh, the sons of Feanor... those kinslaying, baby-murdering, elf-maiden-kidnapping sons of Feanor! |
In their defense, my Curufin-muse has asked me to let you know that they were not really bad, just tragically misunderstood. They also were victims of bad press. They were rescuing Luthien from Beren, their cousins cannot read a map so they got lost and took the icy road, and Dior started it the whole mess in the Thousand Caves. Besides, Christopher Tolkien had a thing for Luthien and misrepresented the Noldorians. Honestly! Chris rewrote JRRT's stuff to make them look bad. 
See avie - big Feanorian fan.
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Rhapsody
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 3:15 am Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | LydiaB wrote: |
| Quote: | Are you a Silmarillion fan too? Or just Lord of the Rings?
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I love the Silmarillion. All those wicked elves instead of the goody-goody or slightly grumpy Lord of the Rings ones. Oh, the sons of Feanor... those kinslaying, baby-murdering, elf-maiden-kidnapping sons of Feanor! |
In their defense, my Curufin-muse has asked me to let you know that they were not really bad, just tragically misunderstood. They also were victims of bad press. They were rescuing Luthien from Beren, their cousins cannot read a map so they got lost and took the icy road, and Dior started it the whole mess in the Thousand Caves. |
Celegorm muse speaking here: And she came on to me, flirting, tossing her hair, licking her lips seductively and I am just a hot-blooded elf you see? She obviously wanted me, because she rode with us and asked us for help. Now that is overlooked often thank you very much. We could have had such nice elflings. All she was after were the family jewels, well they are very eum....lustfull.
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Besides, Christopher Tolkien had a thing for Luthien and misrepresented the Noldorians. Honestly! Chris rewrote JRRT's stuff to make them look bad.
See avie - big Feanorian fan. |
What she said.  Heavily misunderstood those lovely and gorgeous Fëanorians
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evenstar5
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:00 am Post subject: |
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I agree with Raph and Al, The feanorians were terribly misunderstood. Poor little elves come on over here and I will take good care of you. 
Anyway welcome newbie I am evenstar. Not yet a writer myelf, but there are many stories in the works just have not had time to finish them.
So what are youo writing about? I love reading smutty fics about elves, rohirrim horselords and gondorian men and rangers, the list goes on and on.
Well just grab a chair, some munchies  , a couple of drinks   , and just chill with us crazies  .
See ya later.
cheers
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evenstar5
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I agree with Raph and Al, The feanorians were terribly misunderstood. Poor little elves come on over here and I will take good care of you.
Anyway welcome newbie I am evenstar. Not yet a writer myelf, but there are many stories in the works just have not had time to finish them.
So what are youo writing about? I love reading smutty fics about elves, rohirrim horselords and gondorian men and rangers, the list goes on and on.
Well just grab a chair, some munchies , a couple of drinks , and just chill with us crazies .
See ya later.
cheers
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LydiaB
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Rhapsody wrote: | Celegorm muse speaking here: And she came on to me, flirting, tossing her hair, licking her lips seductively and I am just a hot-blooded elf you see? She obviously wanted me, because she rode with us and asked us for help. Now that is overlooked often thank you very much. We could have had such nice elflings. All she was after were the family jewels, well they are very eum....lustfull.
Heavily misunderstood those lovely and gorgeous Fëanorians
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Don't go making them out to be all nice and sweet, it totally destroys their sex-appeal. To be fair though, if I remember rightly (it's been a while since I last read it), you didn't just have your wicked way with her, but put her in a quiet place, with the door locked so that there were no distractions, and let her think about your proposition. Very gentlemanly of you.
| evenstar5 wrote: | Anyway welcome newbie I am evenstar. Not yet a writer myelf, but there are many stories in the works just have not had time to finish them.
So what are youo writing about? I love reading smutty fics about elves, rohirrim horselords and gondorian men and rangers, the list goes on and on. |
Thanks for saying hello. It seems we are on the same wavelength. I love elves and the Rohirrim, and I don't even mind the odd Gondorian occasionally, just for variety. My current piece combines my two big favorites - a mixture of Lothlorien elves and horselords. It also includes the Haradrim, looking good for a change. Tolkien really did a hatchet job on those poor Haradrim. They weren't really bad, just misunderstood. They were victims of a bad press, thanks to that ruddy red book. But, in fact, they loved their oliphaunts and cried when they died on Pelinor fields. |
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Rhapsody
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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| LydiaB wrote: | | Rhapsody wrote: | Celegorm muse speaking here: And she came on to me, flirting, tossing her hair, licking her lips seductively and I am just a hot-blooded elf you see? She obviously wanted me, because she rode with us and asked us for help. Now that is overlooked often thank you very much. We could have had such nice elflings. All she was after were the family jewels, well they are very eum....lustfull.
Heavily misunderstood those lovely and gorgeous Fëanorians
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Don't go making them out to be all nice and sweet, it totally destroys their sex-appeal. To be fair though, if I remember rightly (it's been a while since I last read it), you didn't just have your wicked way with her, but put her in a quiet place, with the door locked so that there were no distractions, and let her think about your proposition. Very gentlemanly of you. |
He's drawing a blank here
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LydiaB
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:21 am Post subject: |
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He's drawing a blank here ;) |
Takes copy of Silmarillion from shelf; blows dust off it; opens its crackling yellowed pages...
Ah, um, yes, well, *embarrassed cough* you shut her up in Nargothrond so that Thingol could consider your proposition.
So sorry! I told you it had been a while since I read it. Been reading Sil-based fan fictions instead and probably got a bit confused. |
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