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ghettoelleth
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 Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:58 am Post subject: Life beyond - GASP - Tolkien |
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Since there are no newbies around to mess with, and I'm not feeling like poo anymore, and Robbie highjacked my beta thread, I was just sitting here with my thumb in my nose, pondering all of life's little questions beyond Tolkien.
Yes Virginia, there is life beyond Tolk.
And I was wondering a couple of things. If anyone has the answers to this, I will be more than happy to come over and shave your cat's chest hairs for you in payment for enlightenment.
1. Do bees even HAVE knees?
2. Which is it MORE all about, Hokey, or Pokey?
3. If pie are square, and the universe is entropy, is it really right that super markets in the U.S. sell aerosol cheese?
4. If I opt to pillage and THEN rape, will the other Huns make fun of me at the pub later?
5. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, is the squirrel underneath it still dead?
6. If a bear were to shit somewhere other than the woods, ohhh, say in someone's dad's golf shoes, would that change all that we know of the universe?
7. Who was the hotter twin, Chang or Eng?
8. If life is not measure by the number of breaths we take, but rather the moments that take our breath away, does that mean that the time my brother wrapped my head in bubble wrap and duct tape was my defining moment? Cuz really, I don't think I want to be defined by a moment that made me wet myself.
9. If touching the heart of another human being, walking on holy ground, what are we walking on if we touch their small intestine?
10. Saint Peter admonishes us to do everything without argument, but what if you're a member of your high school debate team?
Just some points to ponder....aka, meds make me think of some funny shit.
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Also...
Who the hell is Larry and what makes him so happy?
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Why would you go to hell in a handbasket? And what exactly is a handbasket? Is it different from a regular basket, like is it made of hands or something? Maybe thats why you're going to hell in it cause you cut hands off people to make a basket. 
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mistressofbucklebury
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okay three questions...
1a) Who first worked out you could get milk from cows?
1b) And what the hell were they doing when they found out?
2) Do fish make bubbles when then fart?
Sorry but I just got to know!
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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 That's the spirit girls! I just love when they play along rather than just immediately call the authorities.
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dolarabee
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| Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:47 am Post subject: |
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Alright. Stop it. This is a forum for things related to Tolkien. Not the number 42.
do.
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Robbie
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I want to know how Adam found out that it was "that" oriface. I mean, out of all the option open to him, and tha fact that the evidence only showed after probably 100 goes and a few months later. I mean, what kind of experimentation must they have been doing.
But, why is a Jerusalem Artichoke so called?
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dolarabee
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I'd like to know what an 'oriface' is...
... and why baby poo is yellow mustardy coloured.
And why when you drop your toast it always lands on the buttered side.
do.
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Robbie
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| dolarabee wrote: | | I'd like to know what an 'oriface' is... |
It's a typo - t'es con ou quoi?
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dolarabee
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Non, c'est toé l'cave qui aime 'promoter' le christ d'option 'preview' mais quand c'est l'temps pour toé de t'en servir tu'l'fais pas, crétos.
do.
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Je sais de la vie qu'elle se termine souvent au lit,
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:29 am Post subject: |
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Oooh, Mr and Mrs Rose, can I be Danny DeVito???
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dolarabee
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Oooh, Mr and Mrs Rose, can I be Danny DeVito??? |
NO!!!
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Mais pire que la mort qui vient c'est l'amour qui ne vient jamais.
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Robbie
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| Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:35 am Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Oooh, Mr and Mrs Rose, can I be Danny DeVito??? |
NO!!!
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:48 am Post subject: |
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You two hang out wayyyy to much.
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Robbie
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Well, at least we don't have a crochéd walls.
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