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ghettoelleth
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 Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:21 am Post subject: All Hail the King of the Numbskulls! |
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   Mr Roberto T. Badcrumble, More fondly known to the masses at large as Mater Programmer Guy, or more simply, Robbie, Sir, is having a birthday. Now, officially in that country down there where the wallaby roam and the dingo is the state bird, its almost over. But up here where the not so crazy people dwell, its not quite the big day, so I compromise and post at this time. Okay, okay, I'm full of shit, Do just told me a bit ago and I've been heavily a pondering how to celebrate. Well, the genius that is M&M, (Emily), came up with the brilliant idea of singing you a song...online...in font B Minor. Sung to the tune of Oh My Darlin, Clementine, or Found a Peanut, depending on your particular era and lyrical preference. So here we go....Ahem mememememem...okay
I'm a camel
Just a mammal
Got two lumps
And lots o' hair
When I'm thirsty
Mama nursed me
Now I'm busy
Breathing air.
*Curtsie*
Have a wonderful, well, hope you had a wonderful day!
Now scan me a piece of the fruit flan PLEEEEZZZ 
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RobinKa
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:16 am Post subject: |
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Happy birthday Robbie!
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mistressofbucklebury
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:26 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday Robbie!!!!!!  
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Maram68
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:49 am Post subject: |
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FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS A TIIIIIIIIII
FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS A TIIIIIIIIIIIII
FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS ROBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS A TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Never are creative as Mizz G, but hey WHO is as creative as Mizz G?
I hope your girls celebrated you wildly (specially Lil Byte!)
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:16 am Post subject: |
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Does that make us the numbskulls? Wait - does that mean I just acknowledged Robbie as the king of me? Numbskill, maybe.
Well, there's your gift, Rob: 
Happy Birthday you great propeller head, you ~
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Robbie
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:17 am Post subject: |
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Ghetto, you never cease to amaze....! How you can insult someone so wonderfully.
Thank-you to all (except those 13 year-olds in Germany who don't understand sarcasm).
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Rhapsody
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:45 am Post subject: |
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Happy birthday Robbie! I hope many happy returns will undoubtly follow with good health, fortune and love from your two ladies.  
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:57 am Post subject: |
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| Robbie of Badcrumble, Lord of the Lobotomized wrote: | Ghetto, you never cease to amaze....! How you can insult someone so wonderfully.
Thank-you to all (except those 13 year-olds in Germany who don't understand sarcasm). |
Isn't that cute, thinking its all over with, heh. Remember, I posted this at a late hour, I've a feeling the fiesta is just beginning. We made you a pinata, its lifelike replica of a Lobotomized Troll. 
By the way, I get my mad skillz defending myself from the likes of Alassante and your lovely bride.
Dark Lt. Nazgul of Guess Which Finger...I gotta add that to my siggy.
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:02 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday Robbie!
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Ottis413
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:01 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday!
All of us at OSA baked you this cake
A Cheesymite Scroll with Vegamite and Bovril Icing
Enjoy!
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Ottis413
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:04 am Post subject: |
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GEeeeezzz,  that was a lot bigger then I meant for it to be, Hope your hungry! 
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I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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Alassante
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | By the way, I get my mad skillz defending myself from the likes of Alassante and your lovely bride.
Dark Lt. Nazgul of Guess Which Finger...I gotta add that to my siggy. |
She started it!!
Happy Birthday Robbie!! This we sometimes torture you with sexy elf men, I thought it only fair to post some sexy woman for you. I didn't know your type of fantasy woman so I selected a few.
 
 
Enjoy!!!!
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ellisk
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday, Robbie!
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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Are those nipples? Can we show nipples???
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NeumeIndil
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| Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:00 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday Robbie. Hope it was a good one!
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