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Ekiqa
Joined: 09 Feb 2006
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 Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:41 pm Post subject: Another male... |
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I seem to have increased the male population by a significant margin just by joining.
I'm a history student, who has written a research paper on Numenore, in university.
Am less of a Tolkien nut as I am a history nut. |
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome fellow male! 
There are a few of us around, (come to think of it, I have no clear idea how many) Let's just say the men's room here at OSA is a bit under used, a nice quiet place to read if nothing else... 
So come on in and make yourself comfortable, (I mean to OSA, not the men's room, but feel free) let us know what kind of ff you like and what you fancy 
I'm sure the rest of the members will be popping up shortly and will introduce themselves at length, they are hanging around here somewhere. We love welcoming newbes when the opportunity arises. (let's see, how many phallic symbols can I put in one paragraph) 
I guess I just picked a bad week to quit drinkin' 
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The child is grown, the dream is gone.
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Ekiqa
Joined: 09 Feb 2006
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Location: Halifax
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| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Ottis413 wrote: | Welcome fellow male!
There are a few of us around, (come to think of it, I have no clear idea how many) Let's just say the men's room here at OSA is a bit under used, a nice quiet place to read if nothing else...
So come on in and make yourself comfortable, (I mean to OSA, not the men's room, but feel free) let us know what kind of ff you like and what you fancy
I'm sure the rest of the members will be popping up shortly and will introduce themselves at length, they are hanging around here somewhere. We love welcoming newbes when the opportunity arises. (let's see, how many phallic symbols can I put in one paragraph)
I guess I just picked a bad week to quit drinkin' |
What I fancy... women, would be the obvious  there's a bloody lot of emoticons, aren't there?
I have not the ability to write fiction, having failed that in school, but I do like to read pieces that are well-written, and have a depth to them, and hopefullyof sufficient length that it takes me more than a few minutes to read, i.e. longer a few pages.
And in regards to phallic symbols, a sword or a spear can be thrust into the minds of readers. |
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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You'll fit right in here, I can tell...
There is a good many long stories here with a lot of depth that you should find quite satisfying.
Just don't forget to leave a review, and rate them as you see fit.
I think I'll give up now while I'm ahead....... 
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When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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OSA Nazgul#8. The little Nagzul wot cud spall (Don't call me the redneck Nazgul, I prefer the term 'Appalachian Nazgul') |
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Ekiqa
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| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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Go dash off then, and I'll plow my way through the female responses to my overtures.
I, also, should probably call it quits. |
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Alassante
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:41 am Post subject: |
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 OMG!!! This is a special occasion. Not only do we have a new MAN around (which is good cause Inglor is dead to me). Hey baby, how you doin'? But Ottis made two count them TWO posts in a row with no misspelled words.  Wow. Its like a party around here now.
     
Hi I'm Al. The resident purveyor of elf and horselord smut. Although my first age elves ran off the horselord and I don't think he's coming back.  I need to put a room for rent...I mean, help wanted...no, shit, a MISSING poster up for him. Although the elves are keeping me pretty busy right now. Be on the alert for GhettoElleth ie the black captain. She's likely to put you on fell beast clean up duty.
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:07 am Post subject: Re: Another male... |
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| Ekiqa wrote: | I seem to have increased the male population by a significant margin just by joining.
I'm a history student, who has written a research paper on Numenore, in university.
Am less of a Tolkien nut as I am a history nut. |
Yes, Ikea, but the question is, do you like green eggs and ham?
Well, rather than ponder the issues related to quantuum particles within the universe and whether that is two eggs, or one egg in two places, Welcome Ibiza, to the show that never ends...except when we're done.
Sooo, if you're a history buff, Ibduwani, what brought you to OSA? We do server up a saucy little early bird buffet, with taters cooked anyway you want em.
I see you went to university in Numenore. Wow, Inowe, that would make you like...fuh, really old. In that case, I won't direct you to the V.V. I don't want to us to be the cause of anyone's demise and our defibrulator isn't working currently cuz Curufin kept pressing the paddles against his tongue trying to recharge his piercing and make Aidan do that "special thing" she does when 5,000,000 volts of electricity are surging through her 'warmth'. Now we can only get it to charge to 3.109 jules and Celebrimgor is currently using it to revive the bugs that drop dead when Bawab walks buy. (that's Bawab the Builder, by the way).
So, Ipecac, we're glad to have you joining our little pool of intellectual anomolies, guess which one of us is the Little Nazgul Who Cain't Spall? By the way, I'm the Witchking, Dark Lieutenant, Captain of the Nazgul and the one who rubs oil on Sauron to make him slidey. I am also purveyor of oral hygiene products for Mouth of Sauron, I keep #3 steeped in pornographic reading material and hide her red pencils, and along with #2, steal all the petrie dishes from the Speesh the Science Officer Nazgul's lab so that the orcs can skeet shoot.
Hmm, let's see...anything else I can say to help you out? Nope! That's as useful as I ever get. Have fun, keep it clean, and don't let the Polish Nazgul feed you any cake.
G, The radioactive Troll from the Minas Morgul.
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:11 am Post subject: |
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| Ottis413 wrote: | Let's just say the men's room here at OSA is a bit under used, a nice quiet place to read if nothing else...
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Right...right hand or left?
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Rhapsody
Joined: 11 Apr 2004
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:41 am Post subject: |
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Hey Ekiqa,
welcome here and leave your sanity at the door. Nazgul nr 5 reporting, bottle consultant, but not the way you think it is  But I know the way to the liquor stash in case you need it, I had a lot of fun with our Polosh Nazgul the last time I took her there.
It's nice to see a history and a tolkien nut around here, so since you wrote a paper on Numenor, do I dare to guess you are just as fond as Numenoreans as I am? Once Celegorm or Maglor let's me go, I intend to spread more Isildur love. You can't have enough of that!
At any rate: Enjoy your time here: happy readings and writings.
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RobinKa
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:01 am Post subject: |
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Hello Ekiqa  Welcome to OSA, the house of madness, friendly Nazgul and lots of fun!
I'm Binka aka Binkerton the Polish Nazgul (very shy, if I may add), Rhapsody's drinking pal (Rhaps, remember Feanor's wine cellar? LOL). I usually sit in my dark and cozy corner in the Virtual Village, but sometimes I walk idly along the marches of Doriath.
Happy reading and instead of a cake
Binka
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Rhapsody
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:32 am Post subject: |
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| RobinKa wrote: | | Rhapsody's drinking pal (Rhaps, remember Feanor's wine cellar? LOL). |
Yes... we raided it my preciouss and got away with it So far
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Maglor's bard & Celegorm's play pal
Nazgul #5 in charge anything liquid or edible things
Icon made by Carnage in c minor. |
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Ekiqa
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:58 am Post subject: |
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Ah, crazyness.
Numenoreans are cool, especially when you bring Plato into it.
Any mini-Balrog's around here that I should look out for? |
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Ottis413
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:27 am Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Ottis413 wrote: | Let's just say the men's room here at OSA is a bit under used, a nice quiet place to read if nothing else...
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Right...right hand or left? |
Both
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When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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OSA Nazgul#8. The little Nagzul wot cud spall (Don't call me the redneck Nazgul, I prefer the term 'Appalachian Nazgul') |
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Ekiqa
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:29 am Post subject: |
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| Ottis413 wrote: | | Both |
Ambidextrousness is very useful.
What will you do when your primary arm is operating at less than peak capacity? |
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:30 am Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Ottis413 wrote: | Let's just say the men's room here at OSA is a bit under used, a nice quiet place to read if nothing else...
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Right...right hand or left? |
At the same time 
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When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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OSA Nazgul#8. The little Nagzul wot cud spall (Don't call me the redneck Nazgul, I prefer the term 'Appalachian Nazgul') |
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