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Ekiqa
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| SilverMoonLady wrote: | Well, that depends how clever you are with your tongue... in reviewing, that is  (get your mind out of the gutter!! not enough room, i'm already there!)
We are very selective & demanding 'ladies' hereabouts and must be kept well!
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There's more than enough room in the gutter for one more.
Especially with such a lovely occupant already.
And I'm a highly rated Cunning Linguist. |
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SilverMoonLady
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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Methinks we might keep this one....
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Alassante
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Ekiqa wrote: | My thread, my women.
Hopefully. |
Sorry - the Nazgurls stick with their own kind. (Kinda like the Pink Ladies and The T-birds in Grease) Since Ottis is the only male nazgul, we must stalk him. But he's a fast one. So far SML and Ghetto are the onlys one that can catch him. SML usually snares him with food and Ghetto has GPS and a whip.
Alassante ~~*Ottis fangurl*
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Alassante
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Ekiqa wrote: | My thread, my women.
Hopefully. |
Sorry - the Nazgurls stick with their own kind. (Kinda like the Pink Ladies and The T-birds in Grease) Since Ottis is the only male nazgul, we must stalk him. But he's a fast one. So far SML and Ghetto are the onlys one that can catch him. SML usually snares him with food and Ghetto has GPS and a whip.
Alassante ~~*Ottis fangurl*
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Alassante
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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Dayam....the dreaded double post of shame. 
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Ekiqa
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | Dayam....the dreaded double post of shame. |
As any hormonal teenaged male can tell you, that comes from chasing after a member of the opposite sex.
Without success. |
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Ottis413
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | he's a fast one. So far SML and Ghetto are the onlys one that can catch him. SML usually snares him with food and Ghetto has GPS and a whip. |
*Ottis whispers to Alassante* Psst; Sometimes I run slower then others
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Alassante
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Ekiqa wrote: | As any hormonal teenaged male can tell you, that comes from chasing after a member of the opposite sex.
Without success. |
Obviously you are still in touch with your inner hormonal teenage manhood. Fortunatly I'm neither a hormonal teenager or a male so I'll have to take your word for it. 
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*Ottis whispers to Alassante* Psst; Sometimes I run slower then others |
That's because of the sedatives in those cookies and tarts SLM's always feeding you. Mixed with some moonshine and you slow down quite a bit, don't cha?  It's a wonder you can still remember your name but its good to know that all those mickeys she slipped you don't have any permanent damage other than your spelling and occassional misuse of duct tape as a fashion accessory. 
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Ottis413
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | your occassional misuse of duct tape as a fashion accessory. |
 Hey! don't be saying anything bad about my duct-tape, besides fixing motorcycle seats it's good for all kind of stuff.
Did you know that the Valar created duct-tape? Yea, they sang it into being, (I think they used the 'Hedgehog Song') and gave the first rolls to the Istari, to aid them in their labors against evil. (Sauron and his cronies only had masking tape, and hence, were doomed to failure from the start)
The most famous use of duct-tape in Middle-earth (this story appeared only in the unpublished "Unfinished Tales part 3.5) was when Aragorn and Gandalf captured Gollum, and being unable to bind him with the elven rope they carried, wrapped him in duct-tape from his shoulders to his knees and led him around with a piece of string while questioning him.
This availed them not, for Gollum would incessantly repeat the limerick about the 'Boy from Mordor and why he couldn't ride a bicycle'.
After much cursing and gnashing of teeth, (on Aragorn's part) they taped his mouth shut as well,  (Gollum's, not Aragorn's) and later Gandalf, while driving through Mirkwood, chucked him out the window at the first gray elf he saw. (again, Gollum, not Aragorn)
The Mirkwood Elves received this gift with great joy and wonder, and after carefully unrolling Gollum, carried it back to their home to much celebrating. (of course they had to rip the last layer off,  that's why in the movies, Gollum had almost no hair. In a later interview, Gollum, who was still very bitter about the incident, compared it to a full body wax. Also, in the same interview, (to be shown on the shopping network next month) The king of the Mirkwood Elves said; "If Gandalf would have given us some of that duck-tape earlier, that damn dwarf Thorien and the others never would have got away.") However, in all the excitement, they forgot all about Gollum, and he just wandered off.
So you see, if it weren't for duct-tape, Evil might have triumphed over good, and we would have been stuck using masking tape for everything.....
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Rous
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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You realize, of course, that on this bent, you could write your own LOTR calendar of 365 Uses For Duct Tape While In Middle Earth. I believe it would not be unhumorous.
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wenont
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| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:48 am Post subject: |
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| Ottis413 wrote: | | Alassante wrote: | | your occassional misuse of duct tape as a fashion accessory. |
Hey! don't be saying anything bad about my duct-tape, besides fixing motorcycle seats it's good for all kind of stuff.
Did you know that the Valar created duct-tape? Yea, they sang it into being, (I think they used the 'Hedgehog Song') and gave the first rolls to the Istari, to aid them in their labors against evil. (Sauron and his cronies only had masking tape, and hence, were doomed to failure from the start)
The most famous use of duct-tape in Middle-earth (this story appeared only in the unpublished "Unfinished Tales part 3.5) was when Aragorn and Gandalf captured Gollum, and being unable to bind him with the elven rope they carried, wrapped him in duct-tape from his shoulders to his knees and led him around with a piece of string while questioning him.
This availed them not, for Gollum would incessantly repeat the limerick about the 'Boy from Mordor and why he couldn't ride a bicycle'.
After much cursing and gnashing of teeth, (on Aragorn's part) they taped his mouth shut as well, (Gollum's, not Aragorn's) and later Gandalf, while driving through Mirkwood, chucked him out the window at the first gray elf he saw. (again, Gollum, not Aragorn)
The Mirkwood Elves received this gift with great joy and wonder, and after carefully unrolling Gollum, carried it back to their home to much celebrating. (of course they had to rip the last layer off, that's why in the movies, Gollum had almost no hair. In a later interview, Gollum, who was still very bitter about the incident, compared it to a full body wax. Also, in the same interview, (to be shown on the shopping network next month) The king of the Mirkwood Elves said; "If Gandalf would have given us some of that duck-tape earlier, that damn dwarf Thorien and the others never would have got away.") However, in all the excitement, they forgot all about Gollum, and he just wandered off.
So you see, if it weren't for duct-tape, Evil might have triumphed over good, and we would have been stuck using masking tape for everything..... |
Bloody fecking hilarious!  |
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Ottis413
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| Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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 My precious, myy prreecciioouus (Ottis sitting on the couch with a roll of duct-tape.)
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Ottis413 wrote: | | My precious, myy prreecciioouus (Ottis sitting on the couch with a roll of duct-tape.) |
In your right hand or your left????
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Ottis413
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| Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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Ooops..  didn't think anyone was looking...
Just thinking, a 'duct-tape fetish' would be painful, wouldn't it..
Not that I would know, of course.. 
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The child is grown, the dream is gone.
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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Right up there with bikini waxing and turn your head and cough, please.
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