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Ottis413

Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 292 Location: West Virginia, USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:31 am Post subject: Rules question, underage drinking. |
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In the story I'm working on, "The Wonderful Wizard of Isenguard" , Dorothy (almost 16, going on 30 (IQ, that is)) having never heard of ale before, gets plastered at the Forsaken Inn. (Dwarf to Dorothy;come on, it's liquid bread, it's good for 'ya.) But nothing bad happens to her, not even a hangover.
I hadn't thought about it till now. Do I need to change that? _________________ When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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NancyBrooke Challenge Admin
Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 160 Location: In a motel 6 by the airport
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:54 pm Post subject: Re: Rules question, underage drinking. |
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| Ottis413 wrote: | In the story I'm working on, "The Wonderful Wizard of Isenguard" , Dorothy (almost 16, going on 30 (IQ, that is)) having never heard of ale before, gets plastered at the Forsaken Inn. (Dwarf to Dorothy;come on, it's liquid bread, it's good for 'ya.) But nothing bad happens to her, not even a hangover.
I hadn't thought about it till now. Do I need to change that? |
Yes. If you get plastered, you get the hangover that goes with it. So saith the voice of experience.
That being said, it needn't be a terrible one. Less filtered beers/ales, like current homebrew or a good hefeweizen (my personal favorite), with all that yummy yeast and grain particulates still floating around in there, tend to leave much less of a hangover, though they can lead to the runs, too. Can't imagine ME brews being too sophisticated in terms of filtering, etc. A healthy dose of H2O can also be mitigating factor.
On another note, I did have a local brewmaster of some significant repute once tell me that Bock beers were invented by monks to drink during lent when they couldn't otherwise eat bread and grains.  _________________ NB Duchess of WHY TF Cant'chu Punctuate, First Duchess of F*&(ing &*ll yur comma placement sux!
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Ottis413

Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 292 Location: West Virginia, USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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What I really meant was is underage drinking in a story against the rules, but you have a good point, I guess she should at least have a bit of a headache.
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Can't imagine ME brews being too sophisticated in terms of filtering, etc.
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Yes, this is the Forsaken Inn we're talking about.......
And also, I have also heard that about being considered liquid bread, I heard once on the History Channel that the main reason the pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock is because they were almost out of beer, which they considered a food, and the first thing they built was a brewery. (Yea, it's liquid bread, that our story and were sticken' to it! *chug-a-lug*) _________________ When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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OSA Nazgul#8. The little Nagzul wot cud spall (Don't call me the redneck Nazgul, I prefer the term 'Appalachian Nazgul') |
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SpaceWeavil

Joined: 27 May 2004 Posts: 23 Location: Looking at shiny things
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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Not sure about the rules question but on the liquid bread thing, certainly in the 17th Century in England (my era of choice at the moment), beer was the most widely consumed drink, rather than water or milk. It wasn't considered a bad thing - rather getting drunk and misbehaving was, but it was a staple part of the diet.
Just adding my own nerdiness in.
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Ottis413

Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 292 Location: West Virginia, USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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I looked through the guidelines and didn't see anything saying that it wasn't allowed. The story is actually about the Dwarfs who were 'volunteered' to help he find her way home.
(it's a crossover/humor story, toung-in-cheek but not silly, with a serous plot base. PG-13) _________________ When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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Sulriel

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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Ottis413 wrote: | Yes, this is the Forsaken Inn we're talking about.......
And also, I have also heard that about being considered liquid bread, I heard once on the History Channel that the main reason the pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock is because they were almost out of beer, which they considered a food, and the first thing they built was a brewery. (Yea, it's liquid bread, that our story and were sticken' to it! *chug-a-lug*) |
kinda sort but not exactly like a milkshake with malt and no milk.  _________________ "May it be a light to you in dark places." |
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Ningloreth

Joined: 31 Dec 2003 Posts: 39 Location: Manchester, UK
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient Egyptians lived on bread and beer. The beer was made by sitting a lump of bread dough on a sieve on top of a jar, pouring sweetened/flavoured water over, then sealing the jar and letting the doughy liquid ferment. The beer was apparently soupy, highly nutritious, and only slightly intoxicating.
Wherever water is potentially dangerous, people drink beer (or ale) instead, and I would expect children to drink it too. I wouldn't be at all upset by a story about underage drinking, and I would be surprised if anyone else would.
On the hangover question, I have only been drunk twice in my life but in both cases I was seriously 'plastered' -- lying in bed with the ceiling jumping over me -- but neither time did I have a hangover the next day. That was on wine, though. |
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vladazhael

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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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In my own shamefully extensive experience, hangovers seem to be a matter of constitution, dumb luck (or lack thereof), and hydration. Chances are, girlie ain't drinking Gatorade between mugs, which likely cancels out the latter, and the former two are largely a matter of authorly discretion. So make her spend the next day hugging a toilet like a life preserver, or have her wake up annoyingly chipper and in perfect health - a case can be made for either, as long as it's good reading.  _________________ Take no prisoners. Though use handcuffs, by all means.
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Robbie Site Admin

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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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Admins won't object, so long as she visits said monks and does three Hail Marys in repentance the following day <grin>. I think most of us had an under-age tipple.
But at least be realistic - she's got to go crawling around at 3am looking for a decent curry house whilst singing "Why Why Why Delilah" at the top of her voice, wearing her knickers on her head, gets kicked out of the curry house for ordering a "Madras, and make it f*****g hot", staggers over to the passing trolley and ends up with a kebab from Cut-Me-Own-Threat-Denethor, tries to catch the bus home, misses and catches a taxi anyway and gets woken up in the morning by her mother and tries to work out why she's broke with a POUNDING headache that just will not go away until she's managed to knock back a greasy fry-up with baked beans, sausage, bacon, eggs and fried bread and farts the whole lot out of her system.
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Ottis413

Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 292 Location: West Virginia, USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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Now your just egging me on!
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Ah! a fellow Pratchet fan, Kewl....
| Quote: | | greasy fry-up with baked beans, sausage, bacon, eggs and fried bread |
Now I'm hungry!!
Ahhh yes, the glory days.  _________________ When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Pink Floyd, Comfortably numb
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NeumeIndil

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:38 am Post subject: |
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Mostly because the only thing that ever gave me a 'hangover' was cheap chocolate. _________________ An Infinite Source of Pervy Wisdom. |
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ArwenUndomiel

Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 51 Location: Australia
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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I got totally smashed one time (I know I'm underage, please don't shoot me! ) and I wasn't hung over at all the next morning. I was just unusually sluggish until about lunch time. So, she wouldn't necessarily have to be hung over. Does it make a difference what you were drinking? |
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Sommer
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:47 am Post subject: |
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I speak from an unhealthy level of experience being drunk and feel compelled to say a few things on the point of your 16-year-old character having a hangover.
Firstly, how much water your character drinks will have a lot to do with whether the hangover fairy vists in the morning, though I greatly suspect a brew in Middle-earth will contain more water and is not going to be as potent as the beers we know (and love) these days.
Secondly, young(er) people suffer a LOT less from hangovers than those who have been saucing it up for years. For reasons I've never investigated, almost everyone I know will attest to the fact that the older you get, the less able to are to wake up fine and dandy after night of heavy drinking.
It is as vladazhael said: hangovers are often a matter of constitution and luck.
As to your character being underage, I can only say that laws regarding legal drinking age are a relatively new thing, having popped up only in the last couple of hundred years, while Homo Sapiens has been around for roughly 10,000 years and has been making alcoholic beverages for a large slice of that. If you view Tolkien's Middle-earth as an idealised variation on our own history, then really underage drinking would be something of a non-issue. And since Tolkien was writing from a country where underage drinking laws were (and are still) loosely enforced at best, it's not too much of a stretch to think that adolescents of all races in Middle-earth would probably have been allowed a tipple without too much trouble. |
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