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Khamul
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Ehrm, I the newest member here, I should think, seeing as how I joined an hour ago. 
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NeumeIndil
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
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Location: St. Louis, Missouri, USA
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| Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 1:45 am Post subject: |
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Well then, good morning and welcome to the Mad House, we've got fun and games... no, wait, don't need to go into obnoxious rock songs this early into things.  The rest of the welcome committee will probably be along shortly. Let the mayhem begin...
Welcome again,
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Rhapsody
Joined: 11 Apr 2004
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Location: Maglor's Lap
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| Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 3:20 am Post subject: |
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Hey Khamul,
welcome here! I hope you have a great time here. Nazgul nr 5 checking in, currently in a 'how-on-earth-am-I-ever-going-to-appease-all-these-plotbunnies' mood, the latest one is sent into my direction by Neume, involving Celegorm and a baby. omg Neume how could you do this to me!
So are you more of a writer or a reader and if so, what do you like to read? I think most of the Nazgul present will give you a good ol'welcome, so buckle up and enjoy the ride. I think if I chant/scream 13th, 13th over and over again, the chief of us will pop us as well, if Virgil /Vergil/Vergilius is ever going to let go of her. We miss you G!
Anyhow, a Dunedain chieftain just cleared his throath here and Maglor is smiling a bit too naughty if you ask me. 
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NeumeIndil
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
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Location: St. Louis, Missouri, USA
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| Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 6:14 am Post subject: |
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| Rhapsody wrote: | | Nazgul nr 5 checking in, currently in a 'how-on-earth-am-I-ever-going-to-appease-all-these-plotbunnies' mood, the latest one is sent into my direction by Neume, involving Celegorm and a baby. omg Neume how could you do this to me! |
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I have attempted to write a first age elf. 
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I have attempted to change a dirty baby diaper. (Which went far more smoothly than Step 1, imho.) 
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I grin like an idiot at your icon of one of the cutest children in the world.
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If it makes you feel any better though, the "Two Questions" thread that we replied to yesterday has turned toward a... discussion of Haldir jumping naked out of a tree and someone has suggested that story be written. As if 3 Horse Lords and Haldir's little brother weren't enough...
Speaking of, Khamul, what's your pleasure? Men? Elves? Dwarves? Hobbits?
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Rhapsody
Joined: 11 Apr 2004
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Location: Maglor's Lap
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| Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 6:21 am Post subject: |
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| NeumeIndil wrote: |
If it makes you feel any better though, the "Two Questions" thread that we replied to yesterday has turned toward a... discussion of Haldir jumping naked out of a tree and someone has suggested that story be written. As if 3 Horse Lords and Haldir's little brother weren't enough... |
Yeah I a trying to fence off that bunny... LOL. Lotholorien's secret weapon against Orcs... a naked Haldir who plunges down from his Talan and the enemy just... runs away.   
Binks? (our Polish Nazgul Khakmul), wanna adopt this one?
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RobinKa
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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Location: Wherever I may roam
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| Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 10:50 am Post subject: |
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| Rhapsody wrote: | Lotholorien's secret weapon against Orcs... a naked Haldir who plunges down from his Talan and the enemy just... runs away.
Binks? (our Polish Nazgul Khakmul), wanna adopt this one? |
First, please tell my stubborn, jealous Sinda to get outta my house 
Welcome Khamul to OSA!
I'm Binka the Polish Nazgul, a shiest Nazgul ever
Fasten your seatbelts and have fun! 
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eiranae
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Joined: 21 Mar 2006
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Location: Just to the left of barmy.
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| Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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Well, sorry about the plot bunny, but naked Haldir falling out of a tree just makes me swoon.  Welcome, welcome, welcome! The stories here are great, and the Nazgul are very entertaining. |
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NancyBrooke
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Joined: 11 May 2003
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| Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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| eiranae wrote: | | Well, sorry about the plot bunny, but naked Haldir falling out of a tree just makes me swoon. |
Yes, I'm sorry about that too  . Appearances notwithstanding, Khamul, not all OSA members are rabid elf-fanciers. But whatever your favorite character, favorite color, color of your parachute or Help Me I Think I'm Falling you'll find plenty to read about it here.
Just be a sweetie and leave a review, there's a dear.
Welcome.
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Rhapsody
Joined: 11 Apr 2004
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| Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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| NancyBrooke wrote: | | eiranae wrote: | | Well, sorry about the plot bunny, but naked Haldir falling out of a tree just makes me swoon. |
Yes, I'm sorry about that too . Appearances notwithstanding, Khamul, not all OSA members are rabid elf-fanciers. |
Nopes, some are random-fanciers
It makes me wonder what would work for you Nancy
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Rhapsody wrote: | Nopes, some are random-fanciers
It makes me wonder what would work for you Nancy |
Well ... let's see .... he'd have to be tall, dark, not yet dead, and like to give his horn a good blow now and again.
But I would never make him work for me - it would be all pleasure .
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vladazhael
Joined: 15 Dec 2005
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Location: Gone mad, back later
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| Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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| NancyBrooke wrote: | | Rhapsody wrote: | Nopes, some are random-fanciers
It makes me wonder what would work for you Nancy |
Well ... let's see .... he'd have to be tall, dark, not yet dead, and like to give his horn a good blow now and again.
But I would never make him work for me - it would be all pleasure . |
This is why I love you, Duchess. 
Hello, newbie! Welcome to the land of naughtiness and... well, more naughtiness. It is true, not all of us are pervy elf-fanciers, some of us are just pervy all around and will eagerly grope whatever muse scampers by.
Of course, we have our non-pervy moments sometimes, too.
No, really. I promise.
Really!
Now where did I put that whipped cream?...
-Vlad, the Mouth of Sauron, staple-gun-weilding amateur piercer and orthodontic nightmare
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eiranae
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| Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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| vladazhael wrote: | | NancyBrooke wrote: | | Rhapsody wrote: | Nopes, some are random-fanciers
It makes me wonder what would work for you Nancy |
Well ... let's see .... he'd have to be tall, dark, not yet dead, and like to give his horn a good blow now and again.
But I would never make him work for me - it would be all pleasure . |
This is why I love you, Duchess.
Hello, newbie! Welcome to the land of naughtiness and... well, more naughtiness. It is true, not all of us are pervy elf-fanciers, some of us are just pervy all around and will eagerly grope whatever muse scampers by.
Of course, we have our non-pervy moments sometimes, too.
No, really. I promise.
Really!
Now where did I put that whipped cream?...
-Vlad, the Mouth of Sauron, staple-gun-weilding amateur piercer and orthodontic nightmare |
Hey! I'm not merely an elf-fancier. I fancy pretty much any male that is tall, good looking, and has a sexy voice. I just imagine Haldir to fit all of the above. Of couse Rangers are pretty yummy too. |
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Khamul
Joined: 20 May 2006
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| Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, hey all. Erm...I don't know what to say. Really.
Soo...I can't possibly remember -all- your questions, but here's a few. I think....aside from being a true Nazgul. *Cheers* 
I really like hobbits. (Mmmm, tasty!) Well, not like that.
I take it that I'm not the only undead Lord around here. Huzzah!
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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Howdy Kahmul, welcome to the asylum, er, I mean the Halls of OSA.
I'm Ottis, one of the token males around here, (I think they keep me around just in case the shower starts leaking or a lightbulb burns out. )
I'm also one of the few elf non-fancyers, (is that a word?) I like Hobbits and Dwarfs, but the occasional Chick-in-chainmail is sure to grab my attention 
I think you'll fit right in amongst the inmates, ah, I mean members here, have fun!
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Khamul
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| Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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Inma-members. Riiiight.
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