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NeumeIndil
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| Quote: | No no no, be sensible now. He has great eyesight.
Except for that one time he forgot to take his visine. |
"Taking over the world?... There's a Visine for that." snerk.
| Quote: | | Can't I drink an iced tea in peace?? It just went out of my nose and onto the keyboards!! |
Eh, it'll probably be fine... as long as it's not a laptop.
Sorry about that though. Shoulda given a spit warning. 
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Khamul
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| Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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What did Melkor said to Sauron when he was taken into captivity by the Valar?
ANSWER: "Keep an eye on Middle-earth!"
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Hah! That was good.
Hah.
Have any more? 
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Khamul
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| Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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| NeumeIndil wrote: | | Quote: | No no no, be sensible now. He has great eyesight.
Except for that one time he forgot to take his visine. |
"Taking over the world?... There's a Visine for that." snerk.
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"Have a sore, itchy, ever flaming eye of doom? There's a visine for that."
Har har, I know that commercial.
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SilentNiobe
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
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Location: in my own little world
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What stock did Sauron put all of his money into?
ANSWER: Visine... It Gets The Red Out.
Also from theonering.net!
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Isadora22
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Location: Angband,
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At last, someone talking about the one that is out of all conversations. In the last dreams I did, I was confronting the one I call Mister I Want Arda For Myself Alone (I mean Melkor/Morgoth). I shooted it into his face and it result into... facing his armies! Fortunately for me, he didn't had his spiders this time. It was just little Orcs with Wargs like usual. I let my allies taking care of them instead of me but... at the moment when I was noticed it, Saûron surprised me with an army of Trolls just to show to me how he likes me with one dragon. He was stupid because it was a Wyvern. I use it to go over all the Trolls and blast him again. Poor him! Saûron is my favourite taget. But this time... I didn't have support from Valar. So, I was into a delicate situation and I allow myself to be capture. I have to be reasonable sometimes to be able to continue to blast him as I want. I tought I was sending me into Barad-dur, into Mordor but I was wrong... completely wrong! He let his master sending me into one of Angband's pits. But after a while, I was able to blast anyone I want... and he really didn't like that because he sent two Balrogs to tell me to shut up but as I saw them, I continue... and it ends with changing me from pits to... help... near his throne to keep an eye on me.
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