[DaughterOfEowyn]

Hi! I've just joined OSA, though I have been lurking here for quite a while.

I am a huge fan of Legolas, I love that elf!

So yeah, I don't really know what else to write.

[Robbie]

Holy f-ing *****. Do you think we are as thick as bricks?

[Robbie]

And whilst we're at it - which rule do you want to break?

a) Underage. This is an adult forum and we have members who don't like to know their stuff is being read by minors

b) Register twice

c) Rate your own stories!?

If we suspend / remove a membership we do it for a reason, and are quite happy to discuss that reason with you (i.e. you were acting in a very immature manner in the forum) . However, if you do such blatant crap such as this, we have no patience.

Please, don't continue to be a dickhead, and try to register or partake further on OSA. We'll just ban you completely from even reading.