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NeumeIndil
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 Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:19 pm Post subject: Recommendations Please: the Best of Boromir. |
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I got bit by a bunny. He's a cute, suave, black velvet bunny that kinda sounds like Barry White and he wants me to write Boromir smut.
I've read some Boromir stories that were pretty awesome. I've read some Boromir stories that were *really* awesome (ahem *Devours* ahem)...
but I can't get a handle on writing this guy to save my everlovin' arse. So, I want to see what else has been done and by better writers than I. The story seems to want to start when he's a teenager and go for... well, gods only know at this point. Pointers, suggestions and any canon of his early life would be greatly appreciated and helpful. 
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You realy want to concentrate on his nasal cavities. Imagine that his power of smell must be akin to that of a canine, but the shadow he casts over those that stand in front of him is imense.
The howling wind generated by a single exhale would surely blow away any enemy, whilst he would cast a formidable profile to those that stare at him side-on.
Concentrate on his hooter, and you've got the groundings for a great bunny. And if not, perhaps you could get a bunny from up his nose? Or even two, one on each side? That would make a really, really good trick.
(Sorry - too much red wine. On a Wednesday. Tut tut.)
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| Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:37 am Post subject: |
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Do you want recommendations for good Boromir smut? and/or good Boromir character pieces?
And, thanks! for the promo re: Devours. 
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Alassante
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| Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:05 am Post subject: |
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I'll be honest. The only Boromir girl I know that writes him well is Nancy -at least on OSA. I'll ask some of my other friends from other archives if there are *good* Boromir writers elsewhere. Surely there are some? I mean he's a hawtie - there has to be someone out there besides Nancy! Vlad started a story I think but if I remember it was only one chapter so far. (I might be wrong) I wrote one of my first stories about him. The writing is lame at best though.
Robbie - you and your anti-Boromir's nose obsession cracks me up. 
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NancyBrooke
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| Alassante wrote: | | I'll be honest. The only Boromir girl I know that writes him well is Nancy -at least on OSA. |
| Al wrote: | | I'll ask some of my other friends from other archives if there are *good* Boromir writers elsewhere. Surely there are some? I mean he's a hawtie - there has to be someone out there besides Nancy! |
There are; there used to be a whole archive dedicated to Boromir - Boromir: A Hero's Journey - but it seems to be down. Please let us know who your friends recommend Al - especially if it's me  .
Here are a few authors whose portrayals of Boromir I respect:
Mitasova, at ff.net and aff.net - WARNING: one story is slash.
Shadow975, at her site and here at OSA
and Fileg, at her own site
I also love Fadagaski's Long Leages For Little Legs
| Al wrote: | | Vlad started a story I think but if I remember it was only one chapter so far. |
Yes, short but extremely sweet, and hot, and sweaty - a must read for Boromir smut: Never. I have begged her to write more ... but all we got is this lovely little drabble, from a consumer's perspective  , as it were: "Business and Pleasure".
| Al wrote: | | I wrote one of my first stories about him. The writing is lame at best though. |
But it shows a happy Boromir, which is always welcome!
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| NancyBrooke wrote: | | Al wrote: | | Vlad started a story I think but if I remember it was only one chapter so far. |
Yes, short but extremely sweet, and hot, and sweaty - a must read for Boromir smut: Never. I have begged her to write more ... but all we got is this lovely little drabble, from a consumer's perspective , as it were: "Business and Pleasure".
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Vlad is a tease when it comes to writing isn't she? lol That's why she's the EVIL twin.
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| Alassante wrote: | | NancyBrooke wrote: | | Al wrote: | | Vlad started a story I think but if I remember it was only one chapter so far. |
Yes, short but extremely sweet, and hot, and sweaty - a must read for Boromir smut: Never. I have begged her to write more ... but all we got is this lovely little drabble, from a consumer's perspective , as it were: "Business and Pleasure".
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Vlad is a tease when it comes to writing isn't she? lol That's why she's the EVIL twin. |
Yeah, I'm awful like that. I do have the better part of a second chapter of 'Never' floating around somewhere, but it's a mess, because I now have absolutely no idea where I'm going with the plot. Although I did at least take it out and play with it recently, so who knows... Many things could happen once September is done eating my brain. Either way, I appreciate being noted here. Thank you, ladies. 
As for the recs, Neume, Nancy's the best Boromir guru I know of, and I remember reading a couple things of hers even before 'Devours' that knocked my socks right off. Just can't go wrong there.
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| Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:58 pm Post subject: Best of Boromir |
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NeumeIndil,
Forgive this late chiming in, but must suggest Mitasovas's "Faces in the Snow" as a start-with-his-soul-and-work-one's-way-out resource. As I said in my review, Tolkien gave us the tragic hero, but Mitasova gave us the human. Good place to start, with his genuine self, no matter which way one wants to take our Boromir...
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:10 am Post subject: |
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So, how's it going, Neu? Any progress?
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:58 am Post subject: |
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| No kiddin. You got us all stoked for this black-velvet bunny-slippered Boromir, Neu. Give us all a lick, yeah? |
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eiranae
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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I haven't seen much of Neu lately. I hope she's doing okay. 
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NeumeIndil
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I'm still alive. I actually had a small cancer scare and have been dealing with medical stuff all summer. More info available at me LJ (same handle as here), but since most of it is friends only you'd have to let me know you've found me.
As for how it's going, I've heard at least 3 of my characters talking, I just haven't written any of it down yet. I was trying to get the Gamling/Morwen stuff updated, and I've got some antsy elves to juggle too, so Boromir's been naked in bed for several weeks now. (Like that image NB?  )
Anywho, yes I'm okay and thanks for caring! This might be the kick in the patootie I need to get started on this thing.
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NancyBrooke
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| NeumeIndil wrote: | Boromir's been naked in bed for several weeks now. (Like that image NB? )
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Hmmmmmmmm ... what? Oh, yes, very much.
Now I'm going to disappear for a while
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eiranae
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| NeumeIndil wrote: | I'm still alive. I actually had a small cancer scare and have been dealing with medical stuff all summer. More info available at me LJ (same handle as here), but since most of it is friends only you'd have to let me know you've found me.
As for how it's going, I've heard at least 3 of my characters talking, I just haven't written any of it down yet. I was trying to get the Gamling/Morwen stuff updated, and I've got some antsy elves to juggle too, so Boromir's been naked in bed for several weeks now. (Like that image NB? )
Anywho, yes I'm okay and thanks for caring! This might be the kick in the patootie I need to get started on this thing. |
Glad you're okay. 
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NeumeIndil
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| Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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Well, it has begun.
Bedding Boromir
Please, don't crash the site in your rush to go see how horribly I've mangled Boromir the Brave.
But, in seriousness, this first bit is light and funny and sort of charming, but I see this heating up... and taking a deliciously loooong time to finish off.
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