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Andreth
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 Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:23 pm Post subject: Humorous Website *Warning* Adult (pokes fun at slash) |
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This website is so wrong, I had to share it with those who haven't seen it yet. Robbie's picture of Beckham morphed into Legolas made me remember this one. Kudos to Khazarkhum for passing it along on one of the lists.
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/returnoftheking.html |
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BittenBuggy
Joined: 27 Dec 2003
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Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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Ok Andreth...that was too much. I still have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. That was the second time today that my brother-in-law had to come and check to see if I was dying... He thinks I'm mad  Which, if I just read through all of the pages on that site, I probably am...
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Moralanqua
Joined: 11 May 2003
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Location: Scotland
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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OMFG! I cant breathe!
| Quote: | | John: "I attract lightning. I'm small and made of lead, because I'm from feudal times. I'm a little metal wiener. Look at my tiny arms and little wiener legs." |
 HELP ME! Im hyperventilating! Soooo funny! LMAO!
I hope they got permission from Elisa for using her slashy art! 
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sindohte
Joined: 13 May 2003
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Location: Rubbing up against an Elf
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Ah, but let me offer you this one hope for humanity, my friend. Here we see Aragorn ceremonially bathes the fallen Legolas's body in preparation for a traditional Elven burial:
David: I think I'm going to cry. It looks like Aragorn has cut off his own clothes to use as a burial cloth.
John: But wait, my friend! The power of Aragorn's love brings Legolas back to life! She rides again into the sunset, a proud triumphant warrior! |
That is too freaking funny  And Legolas as a woman to boot.
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Andreth
Joined: 24 Oct 2003
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| Quote: | John: Okay. I've got another picture I found online at that swordfighting newsgroup. This one concerns Legolas and the final battle, so there's a bit of a spoiler here. Also, I don't know if it's me, but I swear she gets prettier in every photo I see of her.
John: ...She has this otherworldly beauty that it's hard to tear your eyes from. It's breathtak-
Jay: I'm sorry. It's just that you keep saying "she"
Jay: But Legolas is a guy.
John: Hmm. No, I don't follow you. You mean in a metaphorical sense, in that she has a masculine warrior spirit, or...?
Jay: No. I mean in a strictly literal sense, in that she has testes and a penis and is a man.
John: But that's preposterous. I've been attracted to Legolas for years...
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Did you notice that they blurred out 'her' breasts in every picture of Legolas? Oh, that whole thing is just too funny. |
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KhazarKhum
Joined: 02 Sep 2003
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Location: Quartz Hill, CA--USA
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I don't know which is my favorite:
The Heartbroken Gimli picture
or this priceless exchange:
Jay: Goddamnit, why'd you even send me to the library? I spent two months reading those books, and you just keep asking John about his... his gay porn pictures!
John: Swordfighting pictures, Jay.
Jay: No, John. Gay pornography. I'm sorry, but you found gay pornography.
David: Hmm. Is that really all you're seeing here, Jay?
John: That's so sad.
David: These films took five years to make, too. People poured their hearts and souls and creativity into these movies to bring Tolkien to life, and delivered this intense nine-hour epic, and all you see is... is...
John: A carnival of ass.
David: Thank you. A carnival of ass. I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
This thing still cracks me up.[/b] |
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Andreth
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The carnival of ass comment was my second favorite, right behind, 'Oh God - my eyes, Jesus God - my eyes. I'll never be able to shower at my gym again.'
And old Devastin' Dave the Turntable Slave still makes me laugh. (Only God can judge me!) Oh, I am so glad you found that link, Khazar. Hilarious. |
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Meleka
Joined: 22 Jan 2004
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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* Cant breathe *
OMG that was fantastic, im laughing so hard im crying......
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JennnLee
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| I myself couldn't stop laughing. Sent the link to my husband. He is an avid reader of the books and had never seen any LOTR slash. Didn't even know it existed. He was horrified. I think he may need therapy. |
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Ellbee
Joined: 11 May 2003
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| JennnLee wrote: | | I myself couldn't stop laughing. Sent the link to my husband. He is an avid reader of the books and had never seen any LOTR slash. Didn't even know it existed. He was horrified. I think he may need therapy. |
Poor boy, he obviously hasn't been involved in online fandom. For gawd's sake, don't tell him what we've been up to with the Twins. 
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