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Andreth
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Give me a few hours - I'll come up with something.  |
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inglor
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Physics...  gimme a minute...
gigantic hot explosions, plunging into huge holes, hidden forces of attraction, lubricating to reduce friction, things inflating in a vacuum, two objects crashing into each other to make one...
Shall I continue... |
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sindohte
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Welcome to the family Inglor. You are truly among good company here. Or perhaps I should say bad company? No matter what falsehoods the others may tell you about me, I am truly a good girl.
But let me raise the argument that while smut is good, in some ways it is like a chocolate iced Krispy Kreme donut. It is simply divine as the sugary sweetness melts on your tongue and you know you are consuming deep fried sin. Yet it is gone within such a short while. While I love smut as much as the next person, I still love a story that tortures and teases the reader and leaves them hanging on the edge until the big boink finally happens. Anticipation can be as much fun as gratification.
And just to prove my point Dhu is not going to be getting any boinkage for a while. Ahhh, my work here is done.  I have tortured BB for the day.
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BittenBuggy
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Argh! Sind you fiend!! 
I want Dhu-smut now!!
....big boink? 
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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| inglor wrote: | Physics... gimme a minute...
gigantic hot explosions, plunging into huge holes, hidden forces of attraction, lubricating to reduce friction, things inflating in a vacuum, two objects crashing into each other to make one...
Shall I continue... |
*points to Inglor* Oh I like him.. he can stay 
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sindohte
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| BittenBuggy wrote: | Argh! Sind you fiend!!
I want Dhu-smut now!!
....big boink? |
Well I was trying to be polite. The last time I started talking about porking and porkage you got all skeeved out on me. 
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Andreth
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Oooo, I see Inglor came up with a good reply while I was gone. Most impressive. 
Here's something for you, Emma dear. It's not particularly humorous but it does tell you how some of the laws of physics apply to sex. It'll give you something pleasant to think about when you're in those nasty old physics classes.
http://www.motionmountain.net/C15-SEXP.pdf |
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Panneth
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Thanks Inglor, thanks Anna! I might just make it to the end of the semester without combusting from boredom!
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Ania
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| Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:10 am Post subject: |
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Question...is there anything else upon your guys' minds than sex, sex and more sex...am going to think of something not related to it in any way...hmm...thinking...thinking...tougher than you think it will be ...hm...Spreadsheets on the computer! hah! Try that one!  |
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:39 am Post subject: |
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Thoughts that run through BB's mind: Sex...uh...sex...what?...oh...sex....oh! pretty bunny...sex...sex...Morasleepswithsheep....sex....hmm....sex....
There you have it folks, the mind of BB!
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Panneth
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| Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:18 am Post subject: |
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We really shouldn't be mean to Mora while she's away... but does anyone fancy a Steve-napping plot
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Moralanqua
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| Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:56 am Post subject: |
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I'll get u on sunday, Emma!!!
As for you, Hannah!! You had better sleep with one eye open, or i may just tow your trailer away and park you next to a *gulp* river!! FEAR THE WATER YE REDNECK WHO NEVER WASHES!
Coupla moo-cows!
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Panneth
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| Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:37 am Post subject: |
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| Moralanqua wrote: | | I'll get u on sunday, Emma!!! |
Whatever. But mark my words - beware the woman in glitterly pink eyeliner with a hangover...
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inglor
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| Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:49 am Post subject: |
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Sind,
have you ever had a KK doughnut fresh off the conveyor...
Pure foodsex...
For those of you who don't Have a KrispyKreme within driving distance, move... your life is unfulfilled
How did we get from Muses to KrispyKremes...
Oh yeah sex...
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BittenBuggy
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| Moralanqua wrote: |
As for you, Hannah!! You had better sleep with one eye open, or i may just tow your trailer away and park you next to a *gulp* river!! FEAR THE WATER YE REDNECK WHO NEVER WASHES!
Coupla moo-cows! |
Uh huh... you couldn't pull that off Mora-honey. *Pats the little invalid on the head* We know its not your fault, not everybody can be a mastermind... especially when you come from a country where everybody is always killing brain cells with alcohol..
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