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dolarabee Site Admin

Joined: 21 Apr 2003 Posts: 175 Location: Sydney, Australia
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2003 7:57 pm Post subject: Re: Well, this brings up another topic... |
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| sheraiah wrote: | | Personally, I'm thanking God for the inventor of the razor. |
Actually, I'm not. If nobody had declared we have to shave those bits, then none would be the wiser and our need for razor blades would not exist. I like a soft cheek like the next gal, but it can't be fun for men either.
Let your hair down!
But no, I too was born in a society that requires of its citizen to shave.
do. _________________ Je sais de la vie qu'elle se termine souvent au lit,
Et que d'autres ont bien plus de chance trépassent de rire ou de jouissance,
Mais pire que la mort qui vient c'est l'amour qui ne vient jamais.
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Tripsoverhercats

Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Posts: 44 Location: Seattle, WA
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2003 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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Well, for hobbits and dwarves body hair is no big thing, as they are all covered with it. Hobbits are likely to find heavy leg hair as attractive as a dwarf admires a full, silky beard (ick). Elves are probably naturally smooth with only eyebrows and those luxurious locks, which leaves human women.
If shaving razors exist (for our human leads are all stubbly or bearded) it is unlikely that a woman would shave her legs unless she had ready access to baths and the time to indulge in the act. Passing a strait razor over your legs is far trickier than using a Bic. She'd have to be rich/noble to have that kind of luxury time. Then, back then, a fellow was probably happy if she was clean and smelled good, rather than how smooth her legs were. _________________ NO NO NO! Don't touch the plot contrivance switch! |
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Robbie Site Admin

Joined: 22 Jun 2003 Posts: 1100 Location: Sydney, Australia.
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 3:45 am Post subject: Re: Well, this brings up another topic... |
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| dolarabee wrote: | | I like a soft cheek like the next gal |
Anything I should know? _________________ Rob
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Gaslight
Joined: 12 May 2003 Posts: 87
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:45 am Post subject: Re: Well, this brings up another topic... |
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Sheraiah said:
I seriously doubt that hobbits would be bothered the least little bit by body hair and elves probably don't have much, if any. That leaves humans and it is most likely that it wasn't a cause for concern for them either.
No, my point is that even if the actual ME humans wouldn't care, the authors of the fics apparently do, which is why we have an abundance of smooth thighs and newly-shaved legs. It's much more realistic to just have a hand running up a thigh without putting in that "smooth/silky" bit. Because once I see those words, I start pondering, "Hmmm, does she use foam or gel?" LOL Kills the moment. |
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Halfwest

Joined: 20 Aug 2003 Posts: 22 Location: Ladros
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 9:49 am Post subject: |
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I was just thinking.... wouldn't it make a lot more sense if someone had the idea of requiring men to shave their legs and whatnot? It certainly would save us a lot of trouble. And, miraculously, men of Middle Earth seem to have very little trouble shaving or trimming their beards straight, except for Aragorn with his "manly stubble." He obviously uses his broadsword to shave.  |
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Gaslight
Joined: 12 May 2003 Posts: 87
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Halfwest wrote: | | And, miraculously, men of Middle Earth seem to have very little trouble shaving or trimming their beards straight |
Ah, you mean like the hunka hunka in my avatar?
Actually, I think anyone in ME who spent a great deal of time on a horse would have hair rubbed off from the friction of fabric (and on top of that, chain and armor) chafing against the skin as they moved in the saddle. Hmm, I know some male competitive horseriders wear pantyhose to keep their bits and inner thighs from getting pinched...
Image coming in... I am seeing Boromir picking up a pair of nude sandletoes at Minas Tirith's Wal-mart.
This one guy told me that his inner thighs were as smooth as a baby's butt from all the chafing. I almost asked him for a touch test. LMAO
But as for the shaving, I wouldn't mind seeing men have to keep themselves hair-free. And if men can walk around shirtless on a hot day, trying to get cool, just why do we have to be all covered up? When it's 95 degrees, fat sacks are fat sacks. Nothing erotic about them at all. |
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sheraiah

Joined: 15 May 2003 Posts: 28
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Gaslight wrote: | [
But as for the shaving, I wouldn't mind seeing men have to keep themselves hair-free. And if men can walk around shirtless on a hot day, trying to get cool, just why do we have to be all covered up? When it's 95 degrees, fat sacks are fat sacks. Nothing erotic about them at all. |
The only thing worse than that is a guy whose beer belly hangs over his speedo, or actually even worse is too skinny to fill out said speedo. Unfortunately, as a frequent beach-goer in sunny Florida, I've seen both far too often. Gah! |
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Coreinha1980
Joined: 16 Aug 2003 Posts: 14 Location: Indiana USA
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 12:08 am Post subject: |
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wow, this particular dicussion has gotten out of hand!
You guys make me laugh.
I too, was born into a society that demands it's women make the horrible sacrifice of shaving their legs for male acceptance
if life were fair, MEN would have to shave their legs, too, since all that rough hair always chafes my skin, especially if they have facial hair.
As for elven body hair, I've often wondered if Elrond and his kids have a bit of hair 'down there' since they're part human...
Imagine what a shock that must have been
and if not, imagine what a shock it must have been to Arwen to see Aragorn naked on their wedding night!
Arwen: Aragorn...you're so....so...HAIRY
yeah, anyways, enough chatter from Cor
XOXO
Cor _________________ "Chance is always powerful;
let your hook always be cast.
In the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish. "
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Scribe

Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 4 Location: Betelgeuse
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 12:26 am Post subject: Good god, this thread knows no end! |
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MAKE IT STOP!!!!!  |
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NancyBrooke Challenge Admin
Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 160 Location: In a motel 6 by the airport
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:33 am Post subject: Re: Good god, this thread knows no end! |
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If you insist on having a svelte herione in your ME story can she at least use wax? It's a more historically acurate and lo-tech method. Have you ever tried to shave your legs with anything but a safety razor?! (need owie emoticon here ...)
Soap box warning --- attibutes like brawniness, body/facial hair, strong chins and brows, and aggressiveness (all sadly out of fashion these days) are physiologically due to the presence of testosterone and are instinctive/emotional signs of strength, health and virility; personally I'd rather have a man with it than with out it. Today's prevalence for pretty boys like Justin Timberlake I think is juvenile, literally. I want a man who looks like a grown-up, not an adolescent (hence my attraction to Boromir - grrrrr - Sean Bean, and Russell Crowe, e.g.).
I think men shaving anything but their faces is silly, and only that if they feel they have to, unless there's some non-fashion reason like for professional swimmers or horsemen as noted above. It's silly on women, too, but that convention has just gone way too far to be extracted from the culture (I do conform but it's a bummer).
At least in PJ's ME it seems the fellowship (and Tolkien) were sensible - all those capable of growing facial hair seemed to have had it before setting out. I'm sure after a few weeks in the Wild the men were looking pretty scruffy - but I say, bring 'em on! beards! tangles! smells and all ... Yummy. Guys will be Guys (I hope)! |
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Hathor

Joined: 09 Jun 2003 Posts: 346 Location: Lancashire, England
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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While we're on the topic, here's my irritation...
Plucked eyebrows. We can claim Mystical Doodad for Elves over that matter, but it really irritates me to see Eowyn, etc, with pluched eyebrows. I mean, how? They don't grow that way, that's for damned sure. It's a little, tiny niggle, but it's irritating. I'm sure it's not in-keeping with Middle Earthian customs.
Yeah. I'll get off my soapbox now.  _________________ ~Hathor~
Owner of 'Just Another Hole' and Lindir, The Pretty Noldo Totty
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sheraiah

Joined: 15 May 2003 Posts: 28
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Hathor wrote: | While we're on the topic, here's my irritation...
Plucked eyebrows. We can claim Mystical Doodad for Elves over that matter, but it really irritates me to see Eowyn, etc, with pluched eyebrows. I mean, how? They don't grow that way, that's for damned sure. It's a little, tiny niggle, but it's irritating. I'm sure it's not in-keeping with Middle Earthian customs.
Yeah. I'll get off my soapbox now.  |
Well, to be fair not all human women need to pluck. I don't and never have. In fact, most of the women in my family have so little body hair that they do not even need to shave. So it is within the realm of possibility for a woman in ME to be the same way. Ok waaay more info than you needed I know, but I was making a point. |
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Viv Challenge Admin

Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Posts: 71 Location: Texas
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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| There is some evidence for plucked (or in some way shaped) eyebrows in antiquity. Some mummified remains of a Roman chick were unearthed in the UK a little while ago. While I don't remember all the specifics, I sort of latched onto the factoid that her eyebrows were shaped, indicating that she was a higher-class gal. The fact that she was Roman should indicate how long ago we're talking here. |
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Tripsoverhercats

Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Posts: 44 Location: Seattle, WA
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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Not only Romans, the Egyptians were big on hair removal. They frequently (including women) shaved ALL their hair off, wore wigs and painted their eyebrows in.
And some women are naturally lucky enough to not have to endlessly tweeze stray bits of hair. _________________ NO NO NO! Don't touch the plot contrivance switch! |
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Hathor

Joined: 09 Jun 2003 Posts: 346 Location: Lancashire, England
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Fair point. It was a just the tiny little niggle that got me...
... of all the things I pick up upon first looking at people, I pick the weirdest things, methinks.
Now I actually feel rather inclined to go and research Scandinavean (spl?) culture to see if the women did pluck thier eyebrows or not. Ah, my life. _________________ ~Hathor~
Owner of 'Just Another Hole' and Lindir, The Pretty Noldo Totty
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