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BittenBuggy
Joined: 27 Dec 2003
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Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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 Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 7:12 pm Post subject: Things to Do When You're Bored |
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Just some crazy observations....
-Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.
-Boil ice cream.
-Build a pyramid.
-Bury your father's Nissan.
-Call strangers and ask for advice?
-Call strangers and give advice.
-Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
-Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
-Change your name...daily.
-Climb a sidewalk.
-Collect dust.
-Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
-Count ants.
-Dial 911...breath heavily.
-Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
-Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
-Give your cat a mohawk.
-Go for a walk...in the attic.
-Have your car painted plaid.
-Join Hell's Angels by mail.
-Learn to type...with your toes.
-Mow your carpet.
-Paint your home...day-glo orange.
-Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
-Pinstripe your driveway.
-Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
-Rearrange all the produce at the salad bar.
-Rearrange political campaign signs.
-Subscribe other people to magazines.
-Take your sofa for a walk.
-Talk to homeless people.
-Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
-Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you and tell them what a good job they are doing...on April 1st.
BB was bored today... Can anybody tell? 
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LuthienTinuviel
Joined: 29 Dec 2003
Posts: 354
Location: Dancing in the clouds.
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| Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 12:24 am Post subject: |
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How about mental block + boredom??
Argh... must.write.about.getting.rid.of.flabby.midriffs....*tries very hard*
hahaha... darnit...
1) Teach your cat to talk. (I actually succeeding in teaching her to call my Mom "Ma...")
2) Test your leg endurance by standing on one foot for as many hours as you could.
3) Build a treehouse - without the tree.
4) Have a one way discussion with your cat.
5) Watch the birdies... nice birdies...
6) Take funny pictures of your boss sleeping out at the lounge.
7) Watch Oprah.
 Swear at the particular fella who hide the stupid air cond remote and forced everyone to wear thick jackets.
9) Do a list of things I should do when I'm bored. 
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queenoftheshire
Joined: 03 Dec 2003
Posts: 607
Location: Catching Birds with a Pool Skimmer
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| Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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Great topic!! ^-^ Some of these are pretty scary:
1 Run around trying to pet/bite squirrels -cough TARI cough-
2 Watch C-SPAN
3 Throw a party to watch the vote on proposition 143-G
4 Eat 7 tons of pork rinds and then burn it off on your Stairmaster 5000
5 Paint a mustache on the drunk that keeps passing out in that gutter across the street
6 Ponder whether the Hokie-Pokie really is what it's all about
7 Order the hugest HDTV you can find...and skuttle around in the box that it came in, tripping random strangers
8 Try to crossbreed a mongoose and a hippo
9 Join the League of Disgruntled Postworkers
10 Read the autobiography of Richard Simmons
11 Visit a screen door factory
12 Watch an outragious soap opera just for laughs (I tryed this one before, and after a couple of days I got hooked and I realized I wasn't laughing anymore...UGH  That was a scary...)
13 Sing 'The Song That Never Ends'
14 Test people's thresh hold for anger by yelling in their ear with a Minnasotan accent
15 Start a petition to bring back lost 80's sitcoms
That's all I have for now.
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BellaDonna
Joined: 21 Apr 2004
Posts: 27
Location: Edoras of Rohan
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| Posted: Sat May 22, 2004 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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1. Dance...with your dog/cat (guilty)
2. While out for a drive, figure out how many points a person would be if you hit 'em. (I so have done this!!)
3. Make computer graphics of anything you can think of.
4. While watching Spaceballs, imitate the characters and their lines. (Me and my best bud can do the whole movie! From Credits to Credits!)
5. Start a Lord of the Rings scrapbook! (guilty!!)
This is all I can think of for now!
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inglor
Joined: 26 Apr 2004
Posts: 853
Location: Not here, not there, not anywhere
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| Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 11:58 am Post subject: |
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Choose all that apply
Choke the chicken
Bump Uglies
stroke the man in the canoe
Have a fur burger
strangle the one eyed trouser snake
Spank the monkey
Run one up the flag pole
Double diddle
Play the skin flute
Horizontal Tango
Let your fingers do the walking
Make the beast with two backs
Rub one out
Knock boots
Eat at the Y
Swallow the salami
Have a Nice Day
Inglor
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BittenBuggy
Joined: 27 Dec 2003
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Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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| Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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Inglor, you're hopeless!
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-The Queen of Everything - so dubed by Aerin
-"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'."
-"The Pope! how many divisions has he got?" - Stalin |
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inglor
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Location: Not here, not there, not anywhere
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| Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, Yes I am
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Panneth
Joined: 10 Jun 2003
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Location: Manchester/London
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| Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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Emma's List of Revision Displacement Activities (all tried and tested)
colour-code things - anything it doesn't matter
separate all your books into fiction, non-fiction and uni-related and then alphabetise by author
clean the bathroom
get addicted to televised sports (yay for England in the cricket)
look up all your symptoms on the NHS website and find out what crazy conditions you could have
sunbath or at least hide in the shade outside
meet people for coffee to *discuss revision*
rant about your creepy friend
use MSN excessively to talk to other friends across the country also avoiding revision
cook really fancy meals which take ages to prepare
go shopping for food you don't really need in a supermarket far away
watch every single soap each day, especially Neighbours twice
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queenoftheshire
Joined: 03 Dec 2003
Posts: 607
Location: Catching Birds with a Pool Skimmer
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| Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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Hey BB, I stumbled upon a list of how to annoy your parents...and it sounded oddly familiar...
Boil ice cream.
Join Hell's Angels by mail.
Bury your fathers car. Tell your him the dog did it.
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
Climb A Sidewalk
Learn to type...with your toes.
Mow your carpet.
Paint your home...day-glo orange.
Pinstripe your driveway.
Did you read the same list?  Lmao.
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||Lex||Yoda||Sooker||
I'm coming for you..
I'm the shadow in the corner of the room.
I'm the reason you feel sick in the morning.
I'm the panic attack, at the end of the day.
I loved you.
And now you're gone. |
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