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Rous

Joined: 20 Mar 2004 Posts: 358 Location: Trying to stay below the radar
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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I about peed my pants reading them. And I was being just a tad sarcastic about the topic thingy. I have my answers. I am just enjoying the random flights of silliness and bizarre twists the minds here can navigate. (Unless someone wants to conrtadict Andreth on her points. Sorry, I have neither the knowledge nor the inclination.) So, just silly away. *makes shooing motions with her hands* Go on, go on. After dealing with juvenile mentalities all day, and then coming home to deal with juvenile male mentalities, I need to come here and get a dose of whatever the heck it is you would call this. Thank you all, very much.
Rous
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Thuriniel
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 665 Location: Watching the purple sky fly over me ...
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:58 am Post subject: |
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| DarkElfChilde wrote: | I remember reading those!!! I don't like slash but those were freakin funny, and they make a really bad day all better.
"I'm still the prettiest!"
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Apparently in diary II of Legolas Greenleaf, he's overthrown by Eowyn in prettiness ... he sounded a bit pissed.
Loved the stubble updates on Aragorn ! _________________ ~ boe an phân pedi ‘lam dadui ~
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Rous

Joined: 20 Mar 2004 Posts: 358 Location: Trying to stay below the radar
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:04 am Post subject: |
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| Thuriniel wrote: | | DarkElfChilde wrote: | I remember reading those!!! I don't like slash but those were freakin funny, and they make a really bad day all better.
"I'm still the prettiest!"
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Apparently in diary II of Legolas Greenleaf, he's overthrown by Eowyn in prettiness ... he sounded a bit pissed.
Loved the stubble updates on Aragorn ! |
He is more than a little obssessed with keeping her in the cave at Helm's Deep. And the comment about being rescued by Haldir, arriving with a very bad hair weave??? I may have to go back and read them. Outside of the Letters To Lórien, posted here, I have not read anything so funny. Well worth the sojourn over to CoE. And she has her own website, also. But, last time I checked, nothing new. Maybe someone should encourage her to update the Diaries.
Rous _________________ The only opinions that count, are those of the ones in control.
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inglor

Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 853 Location: Not here, not there, not anywhere
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:40 am Post subject: |
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I almost lost my job reading those, I laughed for a while.
"Silly bint" and "poncy old git" are now my favorite insults.
Stubble updates were a hoot
They spawned a bunch of take offs, I've read "The Secret Diaries of King Arthur". Not as funny as the original but amusing.
I read somewhere that she wasn't going to do anymore... muse left.
Inglor _________________ Hi, My name is Inglor and I am a Tolkien Geek (sub-species: Silgeek)
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Rous

Joined: 20 Mar 2004 Posts: 358 Location: Trying to stay below the radar
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:51 am Post subject: |
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| inglor wrote: | I almost lost my job reading those, I laughed for a while.
"Silly bint" and "poncy old git" are now my favorite insults.
Stubble updates were a hoot
They spawned a bunch of take offs, I've read "The Secret Diaries of King Arthur". Not as funny as the original but amusing.
I read somewhere that she wasn't going to do anymore... muse left.
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Too bad. They are priceless. I understand about the muse, though. Mine gets into the liquour cabinet and there is no getting anything out of them for days. Silly bints. LOL _________________ The only opinions that count, are those of the ones in control.
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inglor

Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 853 Location: Not here, not there, not anywhere
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:53 am Post subject: |
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Give Viv's Snorg: Letters from Mordor a read, nearly pissed myself. That fic has some of the funniest signatures I have had the pleasure to read.
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Rous

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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:12 am Post subject: |
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Found this site. She claims nothing of the originals, but comes pretty close to matching Cassie. Gil-Gilad was a riot. And there is one for Haldir. Not as funny as Legolas, but not bad, either.
http://padawanjenn.tripod.com/LotRSecretDiaries.htm _________________ The only opinions that count, are those of the ones in control.
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Viv Challenge Admin

Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Posts: 71 Location: Texas
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:13 am Post subject: |
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| inglor wrote: | Give Viv's Snorg: Letters from Mordor a read, nearly pissed myself. That fic has some of the funniest signatures I have had the pleasure to read.
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Inglor, I'm going to have to hug you now. En garde. |
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DarkElfChilde

Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1013 Location: I'm located somewhere
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:33 am Post subject: |
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Silly gint! Trix are for kids!
Sorry, had to say that...-coughs-
Sincerely,
Dark Elf Childe _________________ [ ] |
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