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Elladan and Elrohir: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual (R)
by ladyperedhel.
Chapters [1]
Reviews [ 15] Warnings [sexual innuendo]
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Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:18 am
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| Absolutely hilarious. I just loved the mention of the matrix twins. Yes - that would be a mini disaster. So where do I sign on the dotted line for my own twinpack? |
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The Conversation (PG-13)
by sheraiah.
Chapters [1]
Reviews [ 18] Warnings [discussion of sexuality]
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:02 pm
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I almost laughed my way off my own desk. How embarrasing for the poor elflings. No mention of how Aragorn came to be though.
I loved the thought of Legolas having a certain look after the fact. Very sweet.
Up a tree? The mind boggles. Was this a forerunner of the mile high club? |
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Comfort (NC-17)
by Ellbee.
Chapters [1]
Reviews [ 16] Warnings [smut]
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Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:15 am
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Well actually I spent the whole time wondering whether the comforter was a woman or an elf. Aha Lothlorien I read here in the reviews. Well I must have missed that part, focussed purely as I was on the smut. Very high quality. Excellent writing. |
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Laundry Day (NC-17)
by dolarabee.
Chapters [1]
Reviews [ 16]
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Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:11 am
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Well I doubt that doing the washing was ever really this much fun. Of course the men didn't help to clean things up. But I guess that is the price that women have to pay for fun. You will have to forgive the restrained nature of this review. I read this story a long time ago and loved it! Nothing like wet soapy smut. Now I am trying to pay my dues In fact this is a story that I printed out and passed on. Consider this a multiple thank you.
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By No Man's Hand - Tale 1: The Glorfindel Chronicles (PG-13)
by Devaeriel.
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Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:19 pm
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You know that was always one of my favourite Tolkien quotes - That the witchking could not be killed by man. It always reminded me of Macbeth who coĂșld not be killed by any "man born or woman." Well of course he got the chop from a man born by cesarean section. Yes that's the wonderful and dangerous things about prophecies.
Lovely story Dev. I bet you surprised yourself with this one. Of course the subject matter is inspirational. |
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Guidelines to the Usage & Care of a King's Sword (NC-17)
by Krystallin.
Chapters [1]
Reviews [ 3] Warnings [Sexual Suggestions, perverse and bad humour]
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Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:14 pm
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Ah - taking care of a sword is such hard work. ... Something only for the truely dedicated. Very witty, very enjoyable.  |
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That Tall Fellow Next to Galadriel; A short essay about Celeborn (G)
by Marnie.
Chapters [1]
Reviews [ 21]
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Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:11 am
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Yes. finally someone who sees the elves as more than sickly sweet molasses.
My favourite Tolkien line is when he says of the elves of Mirkwood, that they are 'good people'. Why say that unless they sometimes do strange things which we cannot understand. Or sometimes fall out of the role.
Wonderful. wonderful analysis of Celeborn. |
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Promises (PG)
by Viv.
Chapters [1]
Reviews [ 16]
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Sun Jan 18, 2004 6:27 am
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| That was so sad, so poetic and beautifully written. No wonder Legolas always looks sad. |
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Return to Middle Earth (R)
by miriel361.
Chapters [24]
Reviews [ 84] Warnings [smut eventually]
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Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:41 am
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| Yes there will eventually be a reunion. There will eventually be smut (with glow in the dark Glorfindel) More randy Thrandy? Maybe I should write a little spin off? I quite like the wily king myself.. The action is about to begin now, so lean back and hold on tight. |
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Wenches & Rangers II - The Tavern (NC-17)
by Krystallin.
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Wed Nov 26, 2003 2:52 pm
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| Up against a nice messy stable wall no less. And no mention of underwear! lol. |
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