Reviews by Alassante

Lord of the Glittering Harem · Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:55 pm

Way to go Viv! I love stories with different characters from the norm - Legolas, Aragorn, Boromir, Eomer....wait, those are what all of my stories are about. Hmm...me thinks I need to diversify. You on the other hand are wonderfully diverse! Very Happy smiley face

I love that Gimli's got a looker. Maybe he will get over the Galadriel chick. You think his wife will make him get rid of his three strands of hair from the Elf queen?

Fell Beast · Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:50 pm

Khamûl secretly smiled, secure in the knowledge that the last of his entrails had rotted centuries ago.

ROFL smiley face

I like that. Go ahead and threaten my entrails cause I ain't got them no more! Kind of like threatening someone's tonsils! Very funny. I never would have thought of a humor story with the Nazgul. They just don't seem to have a very good sense of humor. Apparently I was wrong! ROFL smiley face

Here You Cannot Leave Me · Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:28 am

Frigg said
> Hi, Alassante
>
> Lovely poem - I did not know that you had it in you! Only complaint: Aragorn's name as king is spelt Elessar - and not Ellesar.
>
> Love, Frigg

Oops - I will fix that! Surprised smiley face

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Sixteen · Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:04 pm

Something about Eomer makes me want to sigh. Right before I want to rip his clothes off. Twisted Evil smiley face

Very well done story. I enjoyed your last story as well but to review this story, it was enjoyable. I do not stick to canon nor have the books memorized (or some of them even read!) but I thought it was a fun story. I like seeing Theodred in a story as well (he is in one of my WIPs) other than being a dead guy. As I have said before, horrible waste of a good-looking actor. Your smut was pretty good as well. Overall I would say this is a great read.

The Empty Vessel · Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:05 am

I stayed up until 5AM last night and 4AM tonight to finally finish this story. I saw that one girl read it in a week. I wish I could have done that but I had no control!

AWESOME STORY!!!!!!!

I so love the humor of the story. The whole "with her teeth", Celeborn being a pervy old elf, the banter between the twins (despite some opinions that they should be serious - I like them as scamps), and Haldir - girl, I was not a Haldir fan before last night but I think I might have to rewatch his scenes in the movie. hehe

My favorite lines (that I could remember at 4AM) and all from the same chapter!!:

Oh. I was thinking I was a bitch. Must be a step up!

Smart-ass Elf! You wish to play!

Look, dearie,I feel for your plight, honestly, I do. But I have no designs on your bed partner. I am deeply grieved that you have been stuck with him for a millennium or whatever years and sorry that you can't seem to do better. And as much as I would love to discuss the issue, I have this rule about not arguing with...um...beings who don't have the IQ I have! For the love of Mike - Do you have a name?

ROFL smiley face

Gaming · Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:27 pm

I went back and forth about whether to leave this review because I think you are an awesome writer. Your details are wonderful. You created a awesome visual of people, places, and mood. However.....and this is just me of course, you have done something in this one as well as one of your other NC-17 (Autumn Hunt) that is just jumping out to me and I didn't mention it on the other review. The word c*ck used is just like a huge screeching stop when you are reading something like Lord of the Rings. Unless you are talking a chicken of course. I mean I am not a prude and in modern day fan fiction - hey I am all for it but to put us in Rivendell with the elves during a beautiful passionate encounter and then with that one little word, we are thrown out of Middle Earth.

But ,and I cannot say this enough, the three stories I have read and reviewed are great and you have a great talent for writing.

Autumn Hunt · Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:54 pm

Dang.....had I known when I read your G story that this was here....I would have skipped ahead! Fallen angel smiley face

I guess you and I will trade feedback back and forth - great job - you smut queen you!! Come by and read my smut anytime.....

Night In Hollin · Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:01 pm

Good job!!! I had to read one of yours for your nice note on mine. This is my first but Bravo!! And I love the way you caught each character's personality so accurately.

Loss and Gain · Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:29 am

Nice story. Good job and thanks for keeping Eomer's personality in tact I hate it when people change the wild intense personality of Mr. Hotness himself.

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