A New-Old Maid

A/N: Don't read this one if you're bothered by mentions of bodily functions. Nothing too descriptive, but I thought I should offer a warning all the same. As always, please review!

Disclaimer: Ain't mine, just borrowing.

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Gandalf felt odd in her new body. And now, the body itself was beginning to feel very strange.... like something momentous was about to happen. Feeling an odd sensation, she stopped suddenly, and apprehensively lifted her skirts.
She stared for a moment unbelievingly, then pulled out her extra underskirt and began tearing strips off of the hem, while muttering very unladylike words under her breath. It wasn't enough for the Valar to "gift" her with a female body. Nooo, it had to be a fertile female body. And it had just chosen to "bless" her with her first monthly flow.