A New-Old Maid

Disclaimer: Ain't mine, I'se just borrowin'

A/N: Please review. And be honest. (Is it the worst you've read? Tell me, I'll believe you!)

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Merry and Pippin stared at the White Wizard in awe. She was beautiful. She was powerful. She was.... Gandalf?

"Gandalf, what happened to you," Pippin exclaimed.

"Well, y'know," Gandalf began, fetchingly confused, "I'm, like, not totally one hundred percent on that? But, like, all I like, know, is I like, died? And like, I woke up, like, like this? The Valar, they like, totally changed my look! And I, like spent, like centuries perfecting that look? Y'know?"

Merry and Pip stared at each other, horrified. The Valar hadn't just made Gandalf a girl.

They had made her a Valley Girl!