A New-Old Maid

Disclaimer: I make no claim to any of Tolkien's characters that are used here. I may, however, make an unofficial claim to a few that are not mentioned here. *evil grin*

A/N: Reviews are appreciated and helpful! Thank You, to LadyBluejay and Ingole for reviewing.

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Gimli's thoughts were dark as he rode behind Legolas on the way to Rohan. Their numbers had been decreased, nobody knew where Frodo, Sam or the ring was, and Gandalf (or Dalfin, as she insisted on being called) had been brought back as a Valley Girl. How they were supposed to defeat the armies of Sauron, with the aid of a dimpling virgin who kept yelling "Wheeeee!" everytime Shadowfax went down a slope, was completely beyond him. Wait! There might be a shred of hope there after all! Gimli smiled evilly. Maybe Gan- uh, Dalfin could talk them to death!