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Alassante
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NancyBrooke wrote:

Alassante wrote:
OFC smiled at Legolas. “I have never been with an elf. Why don’t you untie me and we can go find out how magical you really are.”
The very fact that you wrote "OFC" sets off alarm bells and guffaws for me, I must say.


Color me confused? Are you alarmed that I had a OFC or that it said OFC? She had a name in the story if that was the part that got you. If not, what's wrong with an OFC?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You two are so purrrrdy
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ghettoelleth wrote:

ultimate crap line

Rumil: where are the twins?
Orophin: I think they ran off to the midwest, something about making crop circles again
Rumil: Oh yeah, they do lovely work, don't they?
Orophin: I don't know if farmer billy bob would agree
Rumil (in his best sling blade voice): MmmHmm, them elves is good, mmmhmm, fellers taste an awful lot like corn.



ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alassante wrote:
NancyBrooke wrote:

Alassante wrote:
OFC smiled at Legolas. “I have never been with an elf. Why don’t you untie me and we can go find out how magical you really are.”
The very fact that you wrote "OFC" sets off alarm bells and guffaws for me, I must say.

Color me confused? Are you alarmed that I had a OFC or that it said OFC? She had a name in the story if that was the part that got you. If not, what's wrong with an OFC?

That it said OFC; I thought you really wrote that way! I'm certainly no enemy of OFC's - I know you've read two of mine!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does it have to come from an LOTR fic? If not, I'll just post all of my Matrix fic here. It consisted entirely of really awful lines.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have no stupid lines, I am proud of every word I have posted...

*mmmmf*
*splort*
*snicker*
*Blahhhaahhahhahha*

"Her ache humbled her", I cringe everytime I read it.

Inglor the Hamfisted

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow Inglor, I almost got through that whole line with getting amazingly and powerfully aroused. how about that?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NancyBrooke wrote:
That it said OFC; I thought you really wrote that way! I'm certainly no enemy of OFC's - I know you've read two of mine!


That is what you call them when the writing of the story was so bad you have blocked most of it from your mind including her name. Now that I think about it I think her name was Arianna which sucks because that is a cool name to do that to.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luthien

your mom called it a "birdy"??

That adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "A little bird told me"! Bounce
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpaceWeavil wrote:
Does it have to come from an LOTR fic? If not, I'll just post all of my Matrix fic here. It consisted entirely of really awful lines.


I'd love to see your Matrix fic, having written a probably worse one a long time ago. Misery loves company and all that. Very Happy

Anyway, my suckiest line?

Two words:

"woman's void."

I think I mentioned that on another thread, but it remains my suckiest line.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks very sheepish

Well, if you are to listen to certain flamer sites and other oh so very distinquished people, coughcoughhack Puke every word I've ever posted has been, well rather... wordy. Shocked

But I must say, in all honesty, the most squickworthy thing I've ever written was...

Drumroll please... Embarassed

Quote:
Pearl of the divine


I shall now crawl back into my cave of exile and write mor Gamling smut.

gollum gollum

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

KhazarKhum wrote:
Luthien

your mom called it a "birdy"??

That adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "A little bird told me"! Bounce


the word's "Burung" [booh-rong (as in, wrong)] in Malay, my native language.

I find it disturbing as well, but 'a little birdy told me?' :Lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MaglorRedeemed wrote:
SpaceWeavil wrote:
Does it have to come from an LOTR fic? If not, I'll just post all of my Matrix fic here. It consisted entirely of really awful lines.


I'd love to see your Matrix fic, having written a probably worse one a long time ago. Misery loves company and all that. Very Happy


I think I deleted it off FF.Net. If I did, then I might have lost all but chapter 9, which was where I was up to when I bought the laptop and transferred it over, then the PC died a week later. It was terrible though. I'm trying to find the early bits of it on backup disks to get one particular bit that was suckiest. Think what made it worse was it was a crossover Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpaceWeavil wrote:
I think I deleted it off FF.Net. If I did, then I might have lost all but chapter 9, which was where I was up to when I bought the laptop and transferred it over, then the PC died a week later. It was terrible though. I'm trying to find the early bits of it on backup disks to get one particular bit that was suckiest. Think what made it worse was it was a crossover Evil or Very Mad


Crossover to what, pray tell?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alassante wrote:
SpaceWeavil wrote:
I think I deleted it off FF.Net. If I did, then I might have lost all but chapter 9, which was where I was up to when I bought the laptop and transferred it over, then the PC died a week later. It was terrible though. I'm trying to find the early bits of it on backup disks to get one particular bit that was suckiest. Think what made it worse was it was a crossover Evil or Very Mad


Crossover to what, pray tell?


(I cringe as I prepare to say...) Doctor Who Shocked

Actually, further to my last post, I just found the whole bloomin' thing on a zip disk, so have been enjoying *cough* some of the wonderous dialogue in the early chapters. Haven't managed to select any one thing as the most awful yet though.

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