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Alassante
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| Alassante wrote: | | OFC smiled at Legolas. “I have never been with an elf. Why don’t you untie me and we can go find out how magical you really are.” |
The very fact that you wrote "OFC" sets off alarm bells and guffaws for me, I must say. |
Color me confused? Are you alarmed that I had a OFC or that it said OFC? She had a name in the story if that was the part that got you. If not, what's wrong with an OFC?
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ghettoelleth
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You two are so purrrrdy
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DreadLadyFreya
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| Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:52 am Post subject: |
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ultimate crap line
Rumil: where are the twins?
Orophin: I think they ran off to the midwest, something about making crop circles again
Rumil: Oh yeah, they do lovely work, don't they?
Orophin: I don't know if farmer billy bob would agree
Rumil (in his best sling blade voice): MmmHmm, them elves is good, mmmhmm, fellers taste an awful lot like corn.
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | NancyBrooke wrote: |
| Alassante wrote: | | OFC smiled at Legolas. “I have never been with an elf. Why don’t you untie me and we can go find out how magical you really are.” |
The very fact that you wrote "OFC" sets off alarm bells and guffaws for me, I must say. |
Color me confused? Are you alarmed that I had a OFC or that it said OFC? She had a name in the story if that was the part that got you. If not, what's wrong with an OFC? |
That it said OFC; I thought you really wrote that way! I'm certainly no enemy of OFC's - I know you've read two of mine!
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SpaceWeavil
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Does it have to come from an LOTR fic? If not, I'll just post all of my Matrix fic here. It consisted entirely of really awful lines.
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inglor
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| Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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I have no stupid lines, I am proud of every word I have posted...
*mmmmf*
*splort*
*snicker*
*Blahhhaahhahhahha*
"Her ache humbled her", I cringe everytime I read it.
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ghettoelleth
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Wow Inglor, I almost got through that whole line with getting amazingly and powerfully aroused. how about that?
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Alassante
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| NancyBrooke wrote: | | That it said OFC; I thought you really wrote that way! I'm certainly no enemy of OFC's - I know you've read two of mine! |
That is what you call them when the writing of the story was so bad you have blocked most of it from your mind including her name. Now that I think about it I think her name was Arianna which sucks because that is a cool name to do that to.
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KhazarKhum
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Luthien
your mom called it a "birdy"??
That adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "A little bird told me"!  |
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MaglorRedeemed
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| Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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| SpaceWeavil wrote: | | Does it have to come from an LOTR fic? If not, I'll just post all of my Matrix fic here. It consisted entirely of really awful lines. |
I'd love to see your Matrix fic, having written a probably worse one a long time ago. Misery loves company and all that. 
Anyway, my suckiest line?
Two words:
"woman's void."
I think I mentioned that on another thread, but it remains my suckiest line.
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ZeeDrippyVessel
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Looks very sheepish
Well, if you are to listen to certain flamer sites and other oh so very distinquished people, coughcoughhack  every word I've ever posted has been, well rather... wordy. 
But I must say, in all honesty, the most squickworthy thing I've ever written was...
Drumroll please... 
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I shall now crawl back into my cave of exile and write mor Gamling smut.
gollum gollum
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LuthienTinuviel
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| KhazarKhum wrote: | Luthien
your mom called it a "birdy"??
That adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "A little bird told me"! |
the word's "Burung" [booh-rong (as in, wrong)] in Malay, my native language.
I find it disturbing as well, but 'a little birdy told me?' :Lol:
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:23 am Post subject: |
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| MaglorRedeemed wrote: | | SpaceWeavil wrote: | | Does it have to come from an LOTR fic? If not, I'll just post all of my Matrix fic here. It consisted entirely of really awful lines. |
I'd love to see your Matrix fic, having written a probably worse one a long time ago. Misery loves company and all that. |
I think I deleted it off FF.Net. If I did, then I might have lost all but chapter 9, which was where I was up to when I bought the laptop and transferred it over, then the PC died a week later. It was terrible though. I'm trying to find the early bits of it on backup disks to get one particular bit that was suckiest. Think what made it worse was it was a crossover 
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Alassante
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| Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:41 am Post subject: |
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| SpaceWeavil wrote: | | I think I deleted it off FF.Net. If I did, then I might have lost all but chapter 9, which was where I was up to when I bought the laptop and transferred it over, then the PC died a week later. It was terrible though. I'm trying to find the early bits of it on backup disks to get one particular bit that was suckiest. Think what made it worse was it was a crossover |
Crossover to what, pray tell?
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:51 am Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | SpaceWeavil wrote: | | I think I deleted it off FF.Net. If I did, then I might have lost all but chapter 9, which was where I was up to when I bought the laptop and transferred it over, then the PC died a week later. It was terrible though. I'm trying to find the early bits of it on backup disks to get one particular bit that was suckiest. Think what made it worse was it was a crossover |
Crossover to what, pray tell? |
(I cringe as I prepare to say...) Doctor Who
Actually, further to my last post, I just found the whole bloomin' thing on a zip disk, so have been enjoying *cough* some of the wonderous dialogue in the early chapters. Haven't managed to select any one thing as the most awful yet though.
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