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NeumeIndil



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Umm, okay, I turned when I didn't see the huge ass still operation and then, since I still didn't see it I kept turning until, running out of both gasoline and options, I had to ask one of those poor sheep for directions. Turns out the one who spoke to me used to make commercials for a mattress company but had to go on the lamb after a sexual harassment suit went horribly wrong. I felt a bit sheepish when the dear thing started to cry, but eventually I just had to hoof it. I see, however, that Shell has surfaced and responded to the cheerful insanity that is OSA, so I think my services are no longer needed. Now, how the hell did I get to a public library in Wheeling and where do I come up with more quarters than God to pay the toll home?

Don't mind me, I'll just go play with the livestock for a while. I'm sure someone will notice I'm missing eventually... well, pretty sure... <gulp>.

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Rhapsody



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ghettoelleth wrote:
Mr and Mrs Oh...Who...What's your name again? I
think I saw you once at my house. wrote:
HOWDY!!!! (from me) and HOWDY, DAMMIT! (from Rocheron who is on the road, er trail, again).


Yeah, its just not a party til the Texans show up and invent a new capital crime.


We all bow for a welcome Texas style Wink

ghettoelleth wrote:

You think they're kidding, try buying Limburger in Houston.


Shocked You can buy my fellow countrymen in Houston???? Shocked

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ghettoelleth



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I don't know if its the cheese or the peeps, but one is against the law in Houston. I'm gonna say the cheese, doubtful they get a lot of Limburgerianites in the Muggy City.
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Yavanie



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rhapsody wrote:

ghettoelleth wrote:

You think they're kidding, try buying Limburger in Houston.


Shocked You can buy my fellow countrymen in Houston???? Shocked


Really, if you know where to go and who to ask, you can buy ANYTHING in Houston - (and I bet Ghetto has ..... connections)

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Ottis413



Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA

PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NeumeIndil wrote:
how the hell did I get to a public library in Wheeling and where do I come up with more quarters than God to pay the toll home?

Don't mind me, I'll just go play with the livestock for a while. I'm sure someone will notice I'm missing eventually... well, pretty sure... <gulp>.


Wheeling? wrong side of the state.. never trust those sheep to give good directions... Crazy

NeumeIndil wrote:
more quarters than God to pay the toll home?
You got to be on Rt 77, I got stuck on there once and was broke by the time I got home, Shell's going out to buy some whipped cream Wink , I'll tell her to keep an eye out for you..

Edit; Shell's pic link didn't work, (I showed her how to do it, shows what I know. Rolling Eyes ) try this:
http://community.webshots.com/user/ottis413

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ghettoelleth



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awwwwwwwwwwwww, Look at Shell's, she' s adorably beautiful. So.... Shocked Tell me Shell, how many pics of you golfing with Satan does Yeti....er Otis have of you? Shocked hmmm?

Like I said, never date a guy who's nickname is Ole Mephi (sorry D Embarassed )

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melissaofaharon



Joined: 17 Oct 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After the first page of posts and me almost falling out of my chair laughing..I thought I would say hello and welcome.
I love those lil' Hobbitses, especially Merry Brandybuck. (That sounds like a naughty drink..I'll have another please!!!!)
And I enjoy elves.."Velvet ears..CooCoo.."
And the Rohirrim. "Eomer, can I be your saddle?"
Ok so I am getting warped being here.
Melly
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Ottis413



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

melissaofaharon wrote:

Ok so I am getting warped being here.
Melly


Well, it's already already working on me. Doh! Roll Eyes wtf Crazy

EDIT; Oops! This is Shell68, I forgot to check the "loged on as" thing before posting. Confused Rolling Eyes

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ghettoelleth



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottistryingtocoverupthathewasfeelingabitofhisfemmeside
andhavingamoment...inShell'slilblackdressstrappyshoesandakickly
lilberet wrote:
EDIT; Oops! This is Shell68, I forgot to check the "loged on as" thing before posting.


Right on, "Shell" Big Wink Rolling Eyes

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melissaofaharon



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well it makes me feel better to know I am not the only one who gets confused... Wink
Melly
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Rhapsody



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh. I have a good reason to hide beyond a continious state of confuzzlement Wink Melly, Shelly.. do we have a Nelly as well?
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melissaofaharon



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rhaps,
I know I keep you confused. So if you are confused anyways.. Beer have an ale. That should make you feel better.
And Shell, just think of it as a way to broaden horizons..or something.
Yes I am a little Crazy
Melly
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Rhapsody



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

melissaofaharon wrote:
Rhaps,
Beer have an ale. That should make you feel better.


No thanks honey, just pass it along to that Rohirrim in that yonder corner Wink

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