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NeumeIndil
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
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Location: St. Louis, Missouri, USA
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Umm, okay, I turned when I didn't see the huge ass still operation and then, since I still didn't see it I kept turning until, running out of both gasoline and options, I had to ask one of those poor sheep for directions. Turns out the one who spoke to me used to make commercials for a mattress company but had to go on the lamb after a sexual harassment suit went horribly wrong. I felt a bit sheepish when the dear thing started to cry, but eventually I just had to hoof it. I see, however, that Shell has surfaced and responded to the cheerful insanity that is OSA, so I think my services are no longer needed. Now, how the hell did I get to a public library in Wheeling and where do I come up with more quarters than God to pay the toll home?
Don't mind me, I'll just go play with the livestock for a while. I'm sure someone will notice I'm missing eventually... well, pretty sure... <gulp>.
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Rhapsody
Joined: 11 Apr 2004
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Location: Maglor's Lap
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | Mr and Mrs Oh...Who...What's your name again? I
think I saw you once at my house. wrote: | | HOWDY!!!! (from me) and HOWDY, DAMMIT! (from Rocheron who is on the road, er trail, again). |
Yeah, its just not a party til the Texans show up and invent a new capital crime. |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: |
You think they're kidding, try buying Limburger in Houston. |
 You can buy my fellow countrymen in Houston????
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:45 am Post subject: |
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Well, I don't know if its the cheese or the peeps, but one is against the law in Houston. I'm gonna say the cheese, doubtful they get a lot of Limburgerianites in the Muggy City.
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Yavanie
Joined: 02 Jun 2004
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Location: Texas
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Rhapsody wrote: |
| ghettoelleth wrote: |
You think they're kidding, try buying Limburger in Houston. |
You can buy my fellow countrymen in Houston???? |
Really, if you know where to go and who to ask, you can buy ANYTHING in Houston - (and I bet Ghetto has ..... connections)
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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| NeumeIndil wrote: | how the hell did I get to a public library in Wheeling and where do I come up with more quarters than God to pay the toll home?
Don't mind me, I'll just go play with the livestock for a while. I'm sure someone will notice I'm missing eventually... well, pretty sure... <gulp>. |
Wheeling? wrong side of the state.. never trust those sheep to give good directions... 
| NeumeIndil wrote: | | more quarters than God to pay the toll home? |
You got to be on Rt 77, I got stuck on there once and was broke by the time I got home, Shell's going out to buy some whipped cream , I'll tell her to keep an eye out for you..
Edit; Shell's pic link didn't work, (I showed her how to do it, shows what I know.  ) try this:
http://community.webshots.com/user/ottis413
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww, Look at Shell's, she' s adorably beautiful. So.... Tell me Shell, how many pics of you golfing with Satan does Yeti....er Otis have of you? hmmm?
Like I said, never date a guy who's nickname is Ole Mephi (sorry D  )
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melissaofaharon
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
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Location: Arkansas
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After the first page of posts and me almost falling out of my chair laughing..I thought I would say hello and welcome.
I love those lil' Hobbitses, especially Merry Brandybuck. (That sounds like a naughty drink..I'll have another please!!!!)
And I enjoy elves.."Velvet ears..CooCoo.."
And the Rohirrim. "Eomer, can I be your saddle?"
Ok so I am getting warped being here.
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:34 am Post subject: |
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| melissaofaharon wrote: |
Ok so I am getting warped being here.
Melly |
Well, it's already already working on me.   
EDIT; Oops! This is Shell68, I forgot to check the "loged on as" thing before posting. 
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ghettoelleth
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Ottistryingtocoverupthathewasfeelingabitofhisfemmeside
andhavingamoment...inShell'slilblackdressstrappyshoesandakickly
lilberet wrote: | | EDIT; Oops! This is Shell68, I forgot to check the "loged on as" thing before posting. |
Right on, "Shell" 
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melissaofaharon
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:21 am Post subject: |
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Well it makes me feel better to know I am not the only one who gets confused...
Melly |
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Rhapsody
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:27 am Post subject: |
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Heh. I have a good reason to hide beyond a continious state of confuzzlement Melly, Shelly.. do we have a Nelly as well?
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melissaofaharon
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:45 am Post subject: |
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Rhaps,
I know I keep you confused. So if you are confused anyways..  have an ale. That should make you feel better.
And Shell, just think of it as a way to broaden horizons..or something.
Yes I am a little
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Rhapsody
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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| melissaofaharon wrote: | Rhaps,
have an ale. That should make you feel better. |
No thanks honey, just pass it along to that Rohirrim in that yonder corner
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