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It's called Spring Fever (PG)   Average 4.67Average 4.67Average 4.67Average 4.67Average 4.67(3)

Gamling deals with teenaged angst (Rider of the Mark Universe)
 

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Published: 13 May 2011 -:- Updated: 13 May 2011
Chapters [1] -:- Words [3,704] -:- Type [Drama] -:- Warnings [Teenage attitude and angst (some call it comedy)] -:- Principal Characters [Gamling, OFC] -:- Reviews [1] -:- Category [Tolkien - Lord of the Rings]
Red is the Color of my True Love's... something something something... (PG-13)   Average 3.83Average 3.83Average 3.83Average 3.83(6)

An EV Misadventure. Haldir and Bronwyn find something... unpleasant in the woods. Takes place around the next to last chapter. Also contains Insects.
 

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Published: 22 Mar 2009 -:- Updated: 22 Mar 2009
Chapters [1] -:- Words [648] -:- Type [Humour] -:- Warnings [Int... sex... insects.] -:- Principal Characters [Haldir, OFC, Treebeard] -:- Reviews [9] -:- Category [Tolkien - Alternate Universe (AU)]
Through it all (PG)   Average 4.56Average 4.56Average 4.56Average 4.56Average 4.56(9)

Snape is what? Deathly Hallows compliant...
 

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Published: 25 Jul 2007 -:- Updated: 25 Jul 2007
Chapters [1] -:- Words [1,571] -:- Type [Drama] -:- Warnings [Major spoilers. If you've not read DH, don't read] -:- Principal Characters [Severus Snape] -:- Reviews [10] -:- Category [Harry Potter - Bookverse]
A Date with Snape (NC-17)   Average 4.75Average 4.75Average 4.75Average 4.75Average 4.75(8)

Snape discovers the Internet... whooo boy!
 

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Published: 03 Jun 2007 -:- Updated: 13 Jan 2008
Chapters [6] -:- Words [12,721] -:- Type [Humour] -:- Warnings [There be sex... eventually] -:- Principal Characters [Snape; OFC] -:- Reviews [12] -:- Category [Harry Potter - Femme Fatale (Or Bloke Fatal)]
And the Oars Rolled (NC-17)   Average 4.3Average 4.3Average 4.3Average 4.3(10)

Written for the Dream Elf Secret Santa Swap. Requested pairing: Elrond/Celebrian or Celeborn/Galadriel. You choose.
 

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Published: 04 Jan 2006 -:- Updated: 04 Jan 2006
Chapters [1] -:- Words [1,926] -:- Type [Romance] -:- Warnings [Elf sex] -:- Principal Characters [your guess is as good as mine] -:- Reviews [6] -:- Category [Tolkien - The Silmarillion]
Rider of the Mark (NC-17)   Average 4.38Average 4.38Average 4.38Average 4.38(48)

What's a Rider of the Mark to do when his best friend and king decide he needs more than a horse to make him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
 

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Published: 07 Dec 2004 -:- Updated: 18 Nov 2011
Chapters [49] -:- Words [178,942] -:- Type [Action/adventure] -:- Warnings [blood, guts, and war. Oh yeah. And sex. Eventually] -:- Principal Characters [Gamling; Eomer; Théoden] -:- Reviews [188] -:- Category [Tolkien - Lord of the Rings (Movieverse)]
The Wrath of Bronny Poo (R)   Average 3.94Average 3.94Average 3.94Average 3.94(16)

Haldir, Snape, and Bronwyn get tossed into James T Kirk's world. Klingons attack, Kirk gets horny, Haldir gets pissed, Snape gets snarky, and Bronwyn... well, I gave Bronwyn a chance to do what she has been accused of! Nyah!

This was written for a Mary Sue challenge - so... yeah, this is on purpose. See additional disclaimers
 

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Published: 01 May 2004 -:- Updated: 03 Jun 2004
Chapters [8] -:- Words [11,117] -:- Type [Humour] -:- Warnings [bad humor] -:- Principal Characters [Haldir, Snape, Kirk, other ST personel, the not so] -:- Reviews [12] -:- Category [Tolkien - Crossovers]
Birthday Cakes and Bunnies - an EV MisAdventure (PG)   Average 4.15Average 4.15Average 4.15Average 4.15(13)

Haldir and Bronwyn's children celebrate spring and birthdays in typical Empty Vessel fashion.
 

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Published: 25 Apr 2004 -:- Updated: 25 Apr 2004
Chapters [1] -:- Words [1,674] -:- Type [General] -:- Warnings [Childish Name calling and yet more of a pervy ElfL] -:- Principal Characters [Haldir] -:- Reviews [4] -:- Category [Tolkien - Femme Fatale]
Scenes from Christmas - A Haldir and Bronwyn MisAdventure (PG)   Average 4.36Average 4.36Average 4.36Average 4.36(11)

Snippets from several Christmases/Winter Festivals celebrated by Haldir and Bronwyn, their family and friends, in Rivendell. There is no plot, no story here, nada. Simply small glimpses of family here and there.
 

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Published: 23 Dec 2003 -:- Updated: 22 Dec 2003
Chapters [1] -:- Words [3,109] -:- Type [General] -:- Warnings [Pink and fluffy!] -:- Principal Characters [Haldir; Rumil, Celeborn, OC's] -:- Reviews [4] -:- Category [Tolkien - Alternate Universe (AU)]
Tel' Lindar (The Bard) (NC-17) WIP  Average 4.24Average 4.24Average 4.24Average 4.24(50)

Well, Bronny's world falls apart AGAIN...
 

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Published: 31 Oct 2003 -:- Updated: 01 Jun 2012
Chapters [41] -:- Words [268,968] -:- Type [Action/adventure] -:- Warnings [if it should warned against, then it's here.] -:- Principal Characters [Haldir; Rumil; Severus Snape] -:- Reviews [99] -:- Category [Tolkien - Crossovers]